THE MACHINE
night owl
Try having constipation and stitches in your vagina at the same time.I pooped out a baseball size poop and instantly felt blood.
I should thank God everyday for that Y chromosome
What's worse: Diarrhea vs Constipation
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I should thank God everyday for that Y chromosome
The very thing that caused the constipation is the very thing that saved me from the pain. IbuprofenYou poor thing
My vagina ain’t been the same.
Why oh why did I eat those spicy pork rinds an hour ago????
I got 3 and a half hrs til I clock out. Think I'll try to hold it in or carefully let out small farts in 10 minute increments
I got 3 and a half hrs til I clock out. Think I'll try to hold it in or carefully let out small farts in 10 minute increments
THE MACHINE
night owl
Diarrhea farts pack a ton of heat and are high risk for slippage, carefulWhy oh why did I eat those spicy pork rinds an hour ago????
I got 3 and a half hrs til I clock out. Think I'll try to hold it in or carefully let out small farts in 10 minute increments
Yeah, I was about to let a small one out, but it didnt feel right.Diarrhea farts pack a ton of heat and are high risk for slippage, careful
I hate these bathrooms at work. Fools is nasty 'round here.
I got just under 3 hrs left
Yeah, I was about to let a small one out, but it didnt feel right.
I hate these bathrooms at work. Fools is nasty 'round here.
I got just under 3 hrs left
Edit: I couldn't wait any longer. I got to the point where it felt like if I took another step........
last diarrhea was from some bad chinese, I think I went 8 times that day. I had to rush to the because it come out like rapid fire 
8x times, I was scared to go by the 3rd time
Constipation tho
when it's rock hard and in the middle and you can't split it in half because your ass is already ripped open
8x times, I was scared to go by the 3rd time
Constipation tho
when it's rock hard and in the middle and you can't split it in half because your ass is already ripped open Caught food poisoning a few years back, I felt like complete shyt for about a week and had terrible diarrhea. Had been taking anti-diarrhea medicine only to find out from the doctor that I was better off just letting it all out. Worst week of my life health wise.
Nah constipation is worse, it actually hurts.
Diarrhea, just work from home with your laptop on your lap
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At least diarrhea is productive and you know what ever it is , its leaving your system. You never know when constipation gone end.
Pretty sure I already said this in this thread but constipation is easily solved with a suppository. Nothing cures diarrhea but time.Nah constipation is worse, it actually hurts.
Diarrhea, just work from home with your laptop on your lap