What's worse: Diarrhea vs Constipation

[Amor fati]

Diarrhea is horrible you can feel bad all of sudden while driving or at the office, it's horrible to hold the shyt.

 

[Address_Unknown]

So you are saying dymes are not women?

Aight, imma take my leave on this here. ​

 

[Carlton Banks]

At least with diarrhea there's some type of release...

 

[FukkaPaidEmail]

Best solution for both = the Hand Held Bidet Sprayer. Not only does this allow you to get clean(far cleaner) than the whole roll of Toilet Paper you'll end up using it can also be used to spray water up inside like a mini-enema to get truly clean....inside and out. Fast, efficient, comfortable. See bathroomsprayers.com.

 

[Rawtid]

Constipation for sure.

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

Diarrhea is annoying but constipation hurts like a bytch

 

[Hot Red Buns]

Diarrhea is super easy to get relief from. Once your empty your empty.

Constipation can last for hours even days, once you start going not only will your ass probably hurt but you can also end up with hemorrhoids if you're not careful.

 

[GhostBreh]

Diarrhea is annoying but constipation hurts like a bytch

Fam, you clearly have never had that acid diarrhea. Your ass getting cauterized on the way out.

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

Fam, you clearly have never had that acid darrhea. Your ass getting cauterized on the way out.

I’m taking all of that over pushing a dikk sized turd out of my bootyhole

 

[THE MACHINE]

Diarrhea is super easy to get relief from. Once your empty your empty.

But 45 minutes later, sitting in traffic, you realize you aren't empty.
You feel that shift in your gut.
You start looking around for foliage on the side of the road as that bead of sweat develops on your head
You barely make it home without the squirts ruining your pants
Then the stomach bug sits and waits for you to eat again

 

[Orange cream shake]

Try having constipation and stitches in your vagina at the same time. I pooped out a baseball size poop and instantly felt blood.

 

[BeeGoinCrazy]

Try having constipation and stitches in your vagina at the same time. I pooped out a baseball size poop and instantly felt blood.

You poor thing

 

[The G.O.D II]

Diarrhea. The pain of constipation from all that gas just bubbling over plus the constant shytting. Liquid shyt everywhere. Stand up shyt is dripping all on the back of your legs. Toliet paper just easily tears cause of the wetness. And when you think its over 5 mins you are back on the porcelian devil again. Id rather be stopped up than wasting hours trying to overcome constant bathroom runs

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

ILL SAY THIS. AIN'T NO shyt BETTER THAN THAT TURNING THE CORNER shyt. THAT TITANIUM TURD TRANSITIONS INTO A REGULAR shyt AND THAT WAVE OF RELIEF HITS.

 

[DoomzdayzV]

constipation is worse....I dont feel right unless I empty my ass before nightfall. yall are supposed to be shytting like twice a day. yall constipated nikkas are either drug addicts or dont drink enough water