What's worse: Diarrhea vs Constipation

Worse option

  • Can't stop, won't stop

    Votes: 51 40.8%
  • My minds telling me yes, but my body is telling me no

    Votes: 74 59.2%

  • Total voters
    125

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So you are saying dymes are not women?:dame:

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Aight, imma take my leave on this here.
 

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Best solution for both = the Hand Held Bidet Sprayer. Not only does this allow you to get clean(far cleaner) than the whole roll of Toilet Paper you'll end up using it can also be used to spray water up inside like a mini-enema to get truly clean....inside and out. Fast, efficient, comfortable. See bathroomsprayers.com.

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Diarrhea is super easy to get relief from. Once your empty your empty. :wow:
But 45 minutes later, sitting in traffic, you realize you aren't empty. :damn:
You feel that shift in your gut. :merchant:
You start looking around for foliage on the side of the road as that bead of sweat develops on your head :why:
You barely make it home without the squirts ruining your pants :sadcam:
Then the stomach bug sits and waits for you to eat again :demonic:
 

The G.O.D II

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Diarrhea. The pain of constipation from all that gas just bubbling over plus the constant shytting. Liquid shyt everywhere. Stand up shyt is dripping all on the back of your legs. Toliet paper just easily tears cause of the wetness. And when you think its over 5 mins you are back on the porcelian devil again. Id rather be stopped up than wasting hours trying to overcome constant bathroom runs
 

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ILL SAY THIS. AIN'T NO shyt BETTER THAN THAT TURNING THE CORNER shyt. THAT TITANIUM TURD TRANSITIONS INTO A REGULAR shyt AND THAT WAVE OF RELIEF HITS.
 

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constipation is worse....I dont feel right unless I empty my ass before nightfall. yall are supposed to be shytting like twice a day. yall constipated nikkas are either drug addicts or dont drink enough water
 
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