What's worse: Diarrhea vs Constipation

Worse option

  • Can't stop, won't stop

    Votes: 51 40.8%
  • My minds telling me yes, but my body is telling me no

    Votes: 74 59.2%

  • Total voters
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THE MACHINE

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This!!! Opioid constipation mixed with diarrhea because you took something that worked but it's still not budging... When it finally released itself I thought I was dying. That was the worst pain/best relieve I've ever felt. So glad I was at home because :damn:
Go from:

Oh my God :sadcam:
to
oh thank God :noah:
 

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I thought this too before I experienced agonizing hell of opioid-induced constipation. I have had severe diarrhea and severe constipation and I can tell that they are on equal, anus-destroying level. :to:

Constipation is worse. It's very painful. I'd rather shyt liquid all day than be painfully constipated.

I keep magnesium citrate and immodium at my place in case I experience either out of nowhere.

This!!! Opioid constipation mixed with diarrhea because you took something that worked but it's still not budging... When it finally released itself I thought I was dying. That was the worst pain/best relieve I've ever felt. So glad I was at home because :damn:


Women dont shyt.:gucci:
 

Coco Loco

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Women dont shyt.:gucci:


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I remember when I couldn't shyt for a week.

Tried everything but it hurt too much to try. One morning I decided it was coming out, sat on the toilet for an hour. But the pain was

:bryan::sadbron:

Finally I just went for it and pushed through the agony. Man the relief was amazing but the pain was overwhelming.

Had to have a hot bath.

:noah:
 

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Yeah. I can't remember what it's called but it's basically a medicine you stick up your butt and the poo poo comes out 10 seconds later. Problem solved.

Edit : It's called a suppository (I think)
my mom did that for me when I was 8:dame::sadcam:

I was shytting like a horse 5 minutes later
 

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Diarrhea. Easier to force yourself to shyt (laxatives) than to stop yourself from shytting.


Plus, you feel fine after constipation. But after diarrhea, you feel depleted for days afterwards.
 
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