What's The Weirdest Encounter You've Had With Someone?

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00000000000000000000000000030422Ok, I was sitting down inside of Walmart and a black couple walk by and the guy sas "my wife thinks you're cute." and I was like ok. I don't know what that was all about.
 

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- I was the first on the train at a rest stop. I was sitting in the seat at the very back. Its slowly filling up and out of nowhere, I see this big hulk like dude walking pass the cabin, he sees me through the window and enters the train. Came straight towards my seat and yells "THIS IS MY SEAT!" :birdman: I'm :dwillhuh: and :picard:, and then he plops his big ass down next to me and starts beating his fist into his hand talking to himself. I felt trapped and didn't think he was sane enough to excuse me out of my seat. The train suddenly filled up and some Black guy came and started having a casual convo with him. He was calmer on the ride but I was :merchant:the whole ride.

- At a stop while people were getting off and on the train, a bum asked me for some change and I told him I had none. He proceeds to cuss me out like I robbed and killed his entire family, pulled out his dik and told me to suck it. A Black guy nearby grabbed him by the arm and slung him off the train. He told me he sees homeless dude a lot and he does that to random women.

-In a club a guy walked up to me and said he wanted me to give him my panties to take home so he could smell the scent of a woman.
My entire perspective of this post changed once I got to the end and realized you're a woman. That's fukked up.

When I thought this was a dude I was in tears like breh why are you out here getting disrespected to this magnitude :mjlol: :russ:
 

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My entire perspective of this post changed once I got to the end and realized you're a woman. That's fukked up.

When I thought this was a dude I was in tears like breh why are you out here getting disrespected to this magnitude :mjlol: :russ:
Lol Weirdos love me, I swear. Main reason I'm glad I'm not on transit anymore bc I rarely meet them as often.
 

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My wife had a flat tire after we left some chinese restaurant.

Im changing the flat with a shytty crank and a 4 socket lug wrench not having a good time when at random some random old asian lady walks through the parking lot and stops to rub my shoulders...



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It felt good :manny:

She didn't ask me for a dime

Embrace your angels :blessed:
 
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Guy who kept taking pictures around me at a grocery store. He said he was taking pictures of the items but I'm like nah. I moved and he practically shadowed me around the store until I went to customer service. Long story short: I'm probably on a website somewhere

:patrice: Oh really


Got two stories...I posted abowt one in a previous thread abowt freaks

This one was basically a nerdy superfreak. One of my younger frat brothers called me asking me to bring over whatever mixer punch I had leftover (They know I usually keep some for a rainy day because I'm thrifty like that). He said he had a young freshman freak that wanted to try it and he was pretty sure he could set up a train . Usually, I'm the first ninja to leave whenever I see stuff like that about to go down, but this day....I was like whatever... At least I can set him up with some puss cuz I don't think it's going to go down like that.

I come over and he has this chick sitting on the couch. Brown skin, thick nerd glasses, and slim build. She didn't speak at all. So I give him a 20 oz bottle full of punch and he gives it to her. She downs it in like two gulps. So he's macking on her, got music playing and the lights dim, so I go make a call to this tall 5'11 Trinidad chick I was trying to holla at (I never got any play even though we're still "friends" to this day...). I step out and when I come back, she's sucking this dude's dikk. So he sees me and says "Come over and get her from the back, bo!". I'm like "Aww c'mon, man..." but then she shaking her slim ass in the air and pulls down her own pants.

So my nasty ass participated in the train...I hit it doggystyle while my bro got head. I started hitting it too well cuz she started moaning and my bro was like "You f***ing up my blowjob!" which even made her laugh. So I finished up, then he finished getting head from her. After cleaning up and all, I get ready to leave and she asks for my number. So I give her my number and dip. Next day, she texts me and tells me to come to her dorm room. She was in a suite so she told me the main door and her room was unlocked and to just walk in. When I did, the room was dark and she had candles around the room. Didn't know how ambiance could add to the sex.

She was laying in the bed naked. From then on, literally everytime I smashed her, she would tell me to meet her at some place with the door unlocked and she would be naked in bed once I arrived. The girl was energetic; would make me cum 3-4 times each meet up. Last two times I had sex with her, I went raw...and one of those times, she literally f***ed me to sleep. Like rode me until I came, I passed owt and she slept on top of me with me still inside of her, then woke me up in the middle of the night to ride me again. Last time, I smashed, I told her I was graduating and moving to D.C. so after we finished up and got dressed, she gave me this like 2 minute long hug.

Never spoke to her again. She ended up getting pregnant near her senior year (2 years later), having a baby, then got married in 2014 to some older dude in NC.

1.) Just really weird I've only said like two sentences to her that whole time...

2.) Tried to holla at this chick my freshman year in college...we were in the same class so I pulled her to the side after class and asked for her number and she said, "Okay, I have issues..." and looked me straight in the eyes with one of her eyes twitching

I backed away like

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:patrice: Oh really


Got two stories...I posted abowt one in a previous thread abowt freaks


1.) Just really weird I've only said like two sentences to her that whole time...

2.) Tried to holla at this chick my freshman year in college...we were in the same class so I pulled her to the side after class and asked for her number and she said, "Okay, I have issues..." and looked me straight in the eyes with one of her eyes twitching

I backed away like

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Reading through this story and yeah, it had to be the bruhz :russ:

Didn't know we had frat on the Coli. What's good team :mjgrin:
 

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I was walking to class and right outside the entrance was this homeless chick making chicken noises and digging through the garbage,

The temperature was like 70 something, nothing bad for Miami but she was wearing a sweater so I offered her one of my powerades and she snatched that shyt up and ran away looking back at me every few steps
 

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When I was interviewing for college, the school had me come to this fancy hotel in downtown Portland for the interview. I was sitting at some tables downstairs and they were mostly empty except for these two older Latino guys at a table next to me with two young gorgeous white women in slinky dresses. There were numerous bottles of wine on the table and both the dudes looked drunk.

So I sit there nervous as hell about my interview, and start trying to jot down things to say on a piece of paper to kill time while I'm waiting for them to call me up. One of the Latino dudes laughs so hard at a joke he tilts his chair back and nearly tips over onto me. They all laugh hard, notice me, and invite me over to their table.

I was really nervous so I didn't talk much except to answer their questions, but the dude who was clearly the jefe talked a bunch. He said he was the biggest cigar manufacturer in the Dominican Republic, owned two big plants...nowadays I can't remember what else he said. He asked me what I was doing because he thought I was a journalist since I was writing on a paper. Started saying weird shyt about how he trusted me, could see something in me, thought I was destined for good things. Then right there, he says,

"Listen, if this college thing doesn't work out for you...come to me. I want you to work for me. I will give you a job as a journalist."

I mumbled something in reply. Then the other older latino guy said he wanted to go, so the jefe called up a limo to pick him up and take him. The two hot white women just laughed and smiled the whole time - they looked bought as hell, but HIGH CLASS bought, like nothing I've ever seen before.

Pretty quick after that the interviewer called me upstairs. I nailed my interview. But I was too shy on the way down that I didn't go back and get the guy's number, never saw him again.
 

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I knew this guy from my local hood bar. One day we bumped into each other on transit as I was headed to work. I could tell he was a lil off but I had no idea.

Dude got on the train and sat next to me then proceeded to very loudly detail how he wanted to kill some girl and has a restraining order. I knew the girl, she was a bartender at the spot I met him. She had swindled him for some money cuz he simped her with his drug money.

The car is full of people headed to work in the morning and he is saying all types of foul shyt about women. I wanted to dip on him but had to endure his bullshyt for the ride. People all around looking at us like we are crazy.

He then starts talking about how he can't wait for his father to die so he can inherit the house. Calling him all types of names. Luckily his stop came up before mine and he exited. But I was left with a crowd of onlookers staring at me like I was guilty by association. Dude was just foul. :beli:
 

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I was with my homeboy posted up outside a gas station sipping my Pepsi out my Big Gulp. Some crazy white dude walked up to us and said "Hey guys, big gulps huh............................................welp see you later" and just got in his van all decked out like a sheepdog and drove off to Aspen :dahell:
:dead: Well played.
 

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I forgot to add that the room smelled like sh1t and dude knew it so he had candles burning.

So I got in my truck and left. I decided to grab lunch and while I'm sitting down eating I decide I better call my sup and tell him what happened but he called me first. He asked me what happened but of course he already knew blah blah blah... I had to go back.

So I get back and I apologize and the Mexican men were gathered in the kitchen and they were all smirking. So I go back to the room to determine the cause of the problem and I had to get to the av rack which was in the basement. He led me to the basement door and told me where to go but he didn't follow me and one part of the basement was finished but the other half where the rack was located in a closet wasn't.

A younger Mexican was down there playing Madden and smoking a blunt in the dark. I spoke to him and kept it moving...

I noticed he had sectioned the unfinished part off with plywood. There were three small rooms and each section had a plywood door. I look down and there were extension cords running to each room. I thought dude had a weed grow going until I heard shuffling and an obviously gay black dude opened the door and spoke. I looked over his shoulder and the makeshift room had a bed and a tv in it.

Then a white guy walked out of the bathroom in the basement and walked to his makeshift room, sh1t was mad spooky and confusing.


Did you smash any of 'em ?
 
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