What's The Weirdest Encounter You've Had With Someone?

[DaRealness]

Nothing too crazy but I remember entering a lift (elevator) in my friend's building and this woman came in behind me. She looked a lil bit off but I thought nothing of it.

Anyway, I was the one closer to the lift buttons so I asked her 'what floor' after pressing mine out of politeness which is common and she's like "none of your fukking business what floor I'm going to!!" as if I asked her what's her bra size or something. So I'm looking at this crazy bytch like alright whatever.

So anyway as the lift is going up I can just feel this lunatic's eyes on me and I'm actually feeling cos she looked like the type that would just randomly attack someone for no reason.

As we reach my floor (remember I was going to the top floor and her crazy ass is still there) I immediately walk out and look behind me and she is just standing there in the lift. She didn't even press the buttons to go back down. I would have asked her if she was OK but after her initial reaction I didn't say shyt.

I did a quick walk to my friend's place who was cracking up when I told him about my encounter. I was half expecting to still see her three hours after I left but luckily she had gone by then lol.

 

[Kairi Irving]

Story #2
One time I'm in class, me 2 Brehs, 1 CAC are sitting in chairs in a group in a circle (Jan 2014)

We talking about Basketball. The CAC goes into deep detail about how the Minnesota Timberwolves will be 2014 NBA champions.

We told him they not even making the play offs

He flips out and calls breh #1 a fat bacon bytch


We took it as a joke, then talked about how Bron was gonna win 3 straight this year

He said nope, nada not gunna happen broski
We just have him a mix of

Breh 2 says oh yeah why is that?

He reply " Kevin Love is the GOAT that's why, he has sick handles and is a great shooter"

We all laughed at him

Breh #1 says after done laughing

Minnesota sukks ass

CAC boy said I'll beat all y'all ass on Piru


(Whole class looks)

We like:

He took off his bookbag and faded ass, bleach stained tap out jacket and said

"Does it look I'm playing....Nikker"

Pushed breh #1

People tried to break it up, got crazy. Waited till the bell rung

(Bell Rings)

CAC says " IT WAS JUSS A JOKE "

And ran down the halls

Breh caught up to him and gave him the beats of the millennium

 

[Quiet Magician]

Story #2
One time I'm in class, me 2 Brehs, 1 CAC are sitting in chairs in a group in a circle (Jan 2014)

We talking about Basketball. The CAC goes into deep detail about how the Minnesota Timberwolves will be 2014 NBA champions.

We told him they not even making the play offs

He flips out and calls breh #1 a fat bacon bytch


We took it as a joke, then talked about how Bron was gonna win 3 straight this year

He said nope, nada not gunna happen broski
We just have him a mix of

Breh 2 says oh yeah why is that?

He reply " Kevin Love is the GOAT that's why, he has sick handles and is a great shooter"

We all laughed at him

Breh #1 says after done laughing

Minnesota sukks ass

CAC boy said I'll beat all y'all ass on Piru


(Whole class looks)

We like:

He took off his bookbag and faded ass, bleach stained tap out jacket and said

"Does it look I'm playing....Nikker"

Pushed breh #1

People tried to break it up, got crazy. Waited till the bell rung

(Bell Rings)

CAC says " IT WAS JUSS A JOKE "

And ran down the halls

Breh caught up to him and gave him the beats of the millennium

Did the cac run away like this?

 

[Micky Mikey]

When I was an AV guy, I walked into a beautiful mansion in Atlanta owned by an older white guy and when I went upstairs dude had three Mexican men in the bed obviously naked under the sheets. I immediately turned around and told dude I was uncomfortable and I wouldn't be able to work in his home... There's more to this story but I don't feel like typing it all from my phone right now...

 

[Kairi Irving]

Did the cac run away like this?

I saw this video

 

[Dad]

Uber driver asked me if I had an extra room so he can move in with me .

Breh gave me his whole rundown about how he used to be swimming in dough and lost it all. Then offered me a G on the spot to move in

 

[IdealMan]

When I was an AV guy, I walked into a beautiful mansion in Atlanta owned by an older white guy and when I went upstairs dude had three Mexican men in the bed obviously naked under the sheets. I immediately turned around and told dude I was uncomfortable and I wouldn't be able to work in his home... There's more to this story but I don't feel like typing it all from my phone right now...

I forgot to add that the room smelled like sh1t and dude knew it so he had candles burning.

So I got in my truck and left. I decided to grab lunch and while I'm sitting down eating I decide I better call my sup and tell him what happened but he called me first. He asked me what happened but of course he already knew blah blah blah... I had to go back.

So I get back and I apologize and the Mexican men were gathered in the kitchen and they were all smirking. So I go back to the room to determine the cause of the problem and I had to get to the av rack which was in the basement. He led me to the basement door and told me where to go but he didn't follow me and one part of the basement was finished but the other half where the rack was located in a closet wasn't.

A younger Mexican was down there playing Madden and smoking a blunt in the dark. I spoke to him and kept it moving...

I noticed he had sectioned the unfinished part off with plywood. There were three small rooms and each section had a plywood door. I look down and there were extension cords running to each room. I thought dude had a weed grow going until I heard shuffling and an obviously gay black dude opened the door and spoke. I looked over his shoulder and the makeshift room had a bed and a tv in it.

Then a white guy walked out of the bathroom in the basement and walked to his makeshift room, sh1t was mad spooky and confusing.

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Went to my homeboys house to get some weed.Didn't call or nothing.Knocked on door he didn't answer.Kept knocking on the door.Finally slung that bytch open and all he had was his draws on with some naked bytches pictures playing on the TV on some kinda weird ass slideshow with diffrent color backgrounds on each pic.And his wife was naked under the covers on the couch.I don't know what they was doing in there it was weird.

 

[Aphrodite]

I dont know where to even begin...

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

Went to my homeboys house to get some weed.Didn't call or nothing.Knocked on door he didn't answer.Kept knocking on the door.Finally slung that bytch open and all he had was his draws on with some naked bytches pictures playing on the TV on some kinda weird ass slideshow with diffrent color backgrounds on each pic.And his wife was naked under the covers on the couch.I don't know what they was doing in there it was weird.

Were they sleeping?
And did they notice you were there?

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[Cat Lady ☆]

[...]

So I get back and I apologize and the Mexican men were gathered in the kitchen and they were all smirking. So I go back to the room to determine the cause of the problem and I had to get to the av rack which was in the basement. He led me to the basement door and told me where to go but he didn't follow me and one part of the basement was finished but the other half where the rack was located in a closet wasn't.

A younger Mexican was down there playing Madden and smoking a blunt in the dark. I spoke to him and kept it moving...

I noticed he had sectioned the unfinished part off with plywood. There were three small rooms and each section had a plywood door. I look down and there were extension cords running to each room. I thought dude had a weed grow going until I heard shuffling and an obviously gay black dude opened the door and spoke. I looked over his shoulder and the makeshift room had a bed and a tv in it.

Then a white guy walked out of the bathroom in the basement and walked to his makeshift room, sh1t was mad spooky and confusing.

All of this sounds very shady..

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[MaxPain]

I forgot to add that the room smelled like sh1t and dude knew it so he had candles burning.

So I got in my truck and left. I decided to grab lunch and while I'm sitting down eating I decide I better call my sup and tell him what happened but he called me first. He asked me what happened but of course he already knew blah blah blah... I had to go back.

So I get back and I apologize and the Mexican men were gathered in the kitchen and they were all smirking. So I go back to the room to determine the cause of the problem and I had to get to the av rack which was in the basement. He led me to the basement door and told me where to go but he didn't follow me and one part of the basement was finished but the other half where the rack was located in a closet wasn't.

A younger Mexican was down there playing Madden and smoking a blunt in the dark. I spoke to him and kept it moving...

I noticed he had sectioned the unfinished part off with plywood. There were three small rooms and each section had a plywood door. I look down and there were extension cords running to each room. I thought dude had a weed grow going until I heard shuffling and an obviously gay black dude opened the door and spoke. I looked over his shoulder and the makeshift room had a bed and a tv in it.

Then a white guy walked out of the bathroom in the basement and walked to his makeshift room, sh1t was mad spooky and confusing.

He had some typa gay prostitution ring

 

[Kex]

Guy who kept taking pictures around me at a grocery store. He said he was taking pictures of the items but I'm like nah. I moved and he practically shadowed me around the store until I went to customer service. Long story short: I'm probably on a website somewhere

 

[Recca Gatsby]

Need more of these

 

[Palm Tree's & Blunts]

I was taking a piss at a burger king and this guy comes up to the stall next to me. He starts talking to me about how his son was killed in a car accident and we should be really aware of our surrondings. Literally the whole time I'm like .