What's The Weirdest Encounter You've Had With Someone?

[AllHolosEve]

im out on patrol at work standing at a corner & some random white guy rides up on his bike & waits for the...

Me: How you doing today????

Him: Not good ...

Me: What's going on???

Him: My daughters getting her titties cut off...

Me:....

i ask him why expecting to hear some kind of tragic cancer story or something & trying to think of anything I could say to cheer him up...

Him: Because her friend convinced her to become a man...

Me:...

Him: ... She's gonna become one of those things, I can't remember what they're called, they start with a t..

Me:A transsexual???


He tells me about it's practically ruined their relationship & put a strain on the entire family...By this point he's in tears & I have no idea what to say to him except basic shyt like be strong..... We chit chat for a little bit, the light changes again & he hops on his bike & tells me to have a good night. I say by & as he pedals off I just there for a minute cause I was shocked... Like who randomly tells some stranger at a red light about their daughters sex change & its effect on the family??? I got more but I'll sype those later....

 

[*Angel*]

- I was the first on the train at a rest stop. I was sitting in the seat at the very back. Its slowly filling up and out of nowhere, I see this big hulk like dude walking pass the cabin, he sees me through the window and enters the train. Came straight towards my seat and yells "THIS IS MY SEAT!" I'm and , and then he plops his big ass down next to me and starts beating his fist into his hand talking to himself. I felt trapped and didn't think he was sane enough to excuse me out of my seat. The train suddenly filled up and some Black guy came and started having a casual convo with him. He was calmer on the ride but I was the whole ride.

- At a stop while people were getting off and on the train, a bum asked me for some change and I told him I had none. He proceeds to cuss me out like I robbed and killed his entire family, pulled out his dik and told me to suck it. A Black guy nearby grabbed him by the arm and slung him off the train. He told me he sees homeless dude a lot and he does that to random women.

-In a club a guy walked up to me and said he wanted me to give him my panties to take home so he could smell the scent of a woman.

 

[imp7]

-in winter I was eating at a DQ in downtown Chicago after work stressed af. I was about to leave when a man who appeared to be white or Mixed white/Asian and said hello and asked to sit in my booth. He looked high, his eyes looked dilated. He said that I looked down and I could use "this"-he shoved a crisp $20 bill in my hand. I tried to give it back but he insisted and wished me a good day and left. I kept the money

-last week an old white woman said something to me that I couldn't understand and the old man with her told me she said I looked terrific. She called me cute and made a kissy face at me.

 

[Maddmike]

Did he smash?

 

[Mowgli]

Met a 1/2 black 1/2 white "stripper"/escort with my breh

Spoiler: Part 1 - The Club

So we are at the Hard Rock downtown San Diego like a normal Saturday night. My friend is a big tattooed dude, loud, knows everybody, so everywhere we go feels like VIP

Anyway we get in the club and as usual just bullshyttin and we see these two girls. One is extremely blonde and my friend (black and Italian) rushes over to her once they make eye contact. I start talking to the brunette shorty just one some

Immediately she's feelin me and I'm thinkin it's a win. Looks alone she's definitely out of my class. I chop her down on some real slick shyt even though I work a corporate gig

We start dancing and god damn it's crazy. Ass was fire, big titties, cute as fyck and can move like a motherfycker...

She starts trying to game me "hey daddy, how much you got for me tonight"

I look at her like and tell her I'm not paying for no pyssy when it's everywhere

She stays on me for some reason... we keep dancing and she's latched. Maybe it's a slow night, maybe it's the cologne, but for some reason this "stripper" (as she told me ) is not leaving...ok let's see where this goes "

So as the night goes on there's this simp breh creepin around looking at me like

all night. I notice this nygga keeps following us and shootin daggers.

He comes up to me and says "this is my girl...I brought her here" but really

I tell him "I'm not handcuffing her...she can go if she wants"

she stays dancing on me and turns her back to this dude

He then starts calling her all types of names and gets all mad. Threatens to leave her here and she says "I can go home with my man"

I'm like "your man where's he at"

She says "you daddy"

I'm all types of and and

So the night keeps going and the dude comes back and says "you're really not coming back with me"

she says "no" and he says "fyck you" and like an idiot says "I got all your shyt with me"


So now it gets out of hand because she's telling me I need to get her stuff so we can leave. I'm really not sweatin any of this but my homie is a big dude, drunk, and looking to show off for her friend

So w get outside and immediate my friend says "point him out" and rushes dude...lifts him up off the ground and says "give her, her shyt homie"

Dude immediately is on some and and comes out the pockets with her ID, credit card and then hands over his own wallet

so I'm thinking "holy shyt... I'm involved in a pimp shakedown and robbery situation"

The lamest part is that her friend leaves with dude because that's her ride

So the three of us get to my car. We're laughing and I drive my friend home. He's drunk as hell and when I drop him off he says "yo TL15... lemme get some dome from her before you hit"

I look at him like

he says "it's the least she can do"

she says no and we go to my house. Shyt gets crazier there.

Spoiler: PArt 2 - My house

So we get to my house and she says "damn this is nice" when really my shyt is ok but nothing incredibly fancy. She starts commenting on my computer, shoes, etc. and I'm like

So we go to lay down, she asks for clothes to sleep in and gets butt naked right there and changes Body was crazy...I look at her like I'm used to it but in my head I'm like

...

we smashed a few times all over my apartment on the balcony, the couch, etc. Shyt was I'm giving my best efforts for this shyt brehs...

Pass out and wake up and she's making breakfast. I'm because on the one hand I know this bytch is a stripper/ low key escort...on the other hand

We fycked again and then she starts talking all this "wifey" shyt.

"I JUST got to Daygo from Washington and really I have no place to stay"
"I could see myself kicking here smoking some weed...keeping the place clean"
"with all this (I have a benz and decent stuff ) I know you can afford me"


so in my head I'm like

she gotta go.

I tell her you're not moving in and she says "why not...I don't plan on leaving...you sure did want me to stay when we were fyckin all night"

I'm like good point

the attitude changes and she says "I knew you were like this... you act all nice and then you can't even do nothing for me"

I tell her "we met last night...at a club... what did you think this was"

She says "that's how you feel" and grabs a plate and throws it across the room. I got carpet and cheap walls so it didn't break but still

I try to calm her down and we end up kicking it. I end up telling her I want her to stay just to calm her down but it's like 2:30 PM and I'm wondering how the hell I'm getting her out my crib. She tells me "can you take me back to the place I was staying...I gotta get some clothes and check on my cat"

I see my out

I take her back to her crib and she says "you're coming in...you're not gonna ditch me"

It's like 3 in the afternoon and I'm thinking how the hell did I get kidnapped in my own car

really this bytch has me hypnotized.

I get out the car and I see the same blonde chick from the night before and the same turtle looking dude. I walk by breh and he has nothing to say. As soon as I hear her blabbing in the room with whoever was in there...I walked outside hopped back in the whip and dipped on some

top 3 pyssy I've ever had

Ahhhh my man had his first succubus and got away clean. Plus rep.

We all been there bruh

 

[OGBIGBOY187]

Nothing too crazy but I remember entering a lift (elevator) in my friend's building and this woman came in behind me. She looked a lil bit off but I thought nothing of it.

Anyway, I was the one closer to the lift buttons so I asked her 'what floor' after pressing mine out of politeness which is common and she's like "none of your fukking business what floor I'm going to!!" as if I asked her what's her bra size or something. So I'm looking at this crazy bytch like alright whatever.

So anyway as the lift is going up I can just feel this lunatic's eyes on me and I'm actually feeling cos she looked like the type that would just randomly attack someone for no reason.

As we reach my floor (remember I was going to the top floor and her crazy ass is still there) I immediately walk out and look behind me and she is just standing there in the lift. She didn't even press the buttons to go back down. I would have asked her if she was OK but after her initial reaction I didn't say shyt.

I did a quick walk to my friend's place who was cracking up when I told him about my encounter. I was half expecting to still see her three hours after I left but luckily she had gone by then lol.

Sound creepy or maybe she was just trolling you

 

[Samuel Jackson]

I was with my homeboy posted up outside a gas station sipping my Pepsi out my Big Gulp. Some crazy white dude walked up to us and said "Hey guys, big gulps huh............................................welp see you later" and just got in his van all decked out like a sheepdog and drove off to Aspen

 

[Mowgli]

Im in traffic on wilshire near korea town in l.a. im listening to a nice mixtape at a redlight. I look in my rear view mirror and see a car approaching behind me. By the time i register the fact the car should be slowing down i get rear ended. Im like This is before smartphones so im thinking wtf is this nikkas problem.

I hop out the whip and run over to the car like yo are you crazy

As i approach i see a late 40s looking sista with a dirty grey spaghetti strap shirt with one strap off her shoulder, gripping the steering wheel, crying and mumbling to herself. She had b cups and gymnastic titties so the cleavage wasnt poppin like that

I look at the damage to my bumper, minor dent.

I say uh ok, mam? Can i have your info.

<crying and mumbling>

Mam i need your insurance..

<crying and mumbling>

MISS!

<crying and mumbling>

Shes still clutching the wheel looking forward. Hasnt even looked at me yet and tears are just falling down her cheeks. She looks like she just escaped a horror movie because she appears frozen in whatever moment shes in inside her head.

I stood there for another 10 seconds as the light went from green and back to red staring at her then just got back in my car and left.

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Were they sleeping?
And did they notice you were there?

​

Naw they werent sleeping.And he tried to keep me on the porch but i dipped my head in anyway to see what they was doing.

 

[African_brehda]

but i dipped my head in anyway to see what they was doing

This is how people get killed in horror movies

 

[cjlaw93]

Got many instances, I'll just drop this one.

I was drinking heavy in Orange County onetime and found an alleyway behind the venue to go piss in by a dumpster. It was a bit dark, but I always had my knife on me, plus I was drunk so I thought nothing of it incase I had to piss/stab a fukker that wanted to act up. 15th beer and like my 8th piss trip later, I'm pissing behind the dumpster and out of nowhere this homeless dude pops up like "I'm tired of you disrespecting my Kingdom, BRO." and I'm like :AU_WK:"nikka wut?"

Spoiler: And then I look up at dude and he grins and proceeds to pulls his right leg clean off.

and fukking chased me out of the alley with surprising agility. Yelling bullshyt about protecting his homestead and how I pissed on his second wife's favorite toilet or some shyt, I was drunk and ain't had no reason to be debating with a nikka who just pulled his ENTIRE fukking leg off and started chasing me.

Spoiler

We actually chopped it up like two weeks later when I saw him begging for change outside the liquor store and he found that shyt funny as hell and showed me that it was a prosthetic. Apparently he was sleeping nearby and I kept stumbling back there to piss and he noticed that every time I came out I had a fresh beer..so he waited until I came out with a beer that had the most alcohol in it and chased me, hoping I'd be too scared to pick it up from ontop the dumpster I was resting 'em on while I pissed. fukking genuis.

He gave me a 10'er afterwards to buy another beer and some bum wine for him but I put it towards a bottle of Henessey (Bought paper cups) and we kicked it. told me his whole lifestory too, but you ain't wanna hear that, it's run of the mill, boy from a small town, reaches the big city, gets strung out on drugs, lost his leg to heroin and got homeless type shyt. We sat and listened to Scorpion and Kansas tunes on my phone whilst getting drunk until the folks I were staying with called to see where I was and picked me up from the liquor shop we met at again after that first fukked up encounter.

Cac

 

[cjlaw93]

Did the cac run away like this?

We gotta stop subjecting our kids to this ..he the only black in the class

 

[Address_Unknown]

Cac

:AU_BC: Why for you say this?

 

[TEH]

Met a 1/2 black 1/2 white "stripper"/escort with my breh

Spoiler: Part 1 - The Club

So we are at the Hard Rock downtown San Diego like a normal Saturday night. My friend is a big tattooed dude, loud, knows everybody, so everywhere we go feels like VIP

Anyway we get in the club and as usual just bullshyttin and we see these two girls. One is extremely blonde and my friend (black and Italian) rushes over to her once they make eye contact. I start talking to the brunette shorty just one some

Immediately she's feelin me and I'm thinkin it's a win. Looks alone she's definitely out of my class. I chop her down on some real slick shyt even though I work a corporate gig

We start dancing and god damn it's crazy. Ass was fire, big titties, cute as fyck and can move like a motherfycker...

She starts trying to game me "hey daddy, how much you got for me tonight"

I look at her like and tell her I'm not paying for no pyssy when it's everywhere

She stays on me for some reason... we keep dancing and she's latched. Maybe it's a slow night, maybe it's the cologne, but for some reason this "stripper" (as she told me ) is not leaving...ok let's see where this goes "

So as the night goes on there's this simp breh creepin around looking at me like

all night. I notice this nygga keeps following us and shootin daggers.

He comes up to me and says "this is my girl...I brought her here" but really

I tell him "I'm not handcuffing her...she can go if she wants"

she stays dancing on me and turns her back to this dude

He then starts calling her all types of names and gets all mad. Threatens to leave her here and she says "I can go home with my man"

I'm like "your man where's he at"

She says "you daddy"

I'm all types of and and

So the night keeps going and the dude comes back and says "you're really not coming back with me"

she says "no" and he says "fyck you" and like an idiot says "I got all your shyt with me"


So now it gets out of hand because she's telling me I need to get her stuff so we can leave. I'm really not sweatin any of this but my homie is a big dude, drunk, and looking to show off for her friend

So w get outside and immediate my friend says "point him out" and rushes dude...lifts him up off the ground and says "give her, her shyt homie"

Dude immediately is on some and and comes out the pockets with her ID, credit card and then hands over his own wallet

so I'm thinking "holy shyt... I'm involved in a pimp shakedown and robbery situation"

The lamest part is that her friend leaves with dude because that's her ride

So the three of us get to my car. We're laughing and I drive my friend home. He's drunk as hell and when I drop him off he says "yo TL15... lemme get some dome from her before you hit"

I look at him like

he says "it's the least she can do"

she says no and we go to my house. Shyt gets crazier there.

Spoiler: PArt 2 - My house

So we get to my house and she says "damn this is nice" when really my shyt is ok but nothing incredibly fancy. She starts commenting on my computer, shoes, etc. and I'm like

So we go to lay down, she asks for clothes to sleep in and gets butt naked right there and changes Body was crazy...I look at her like I'm used to it but in my head I'm like

...

we smashed a few times all over my apartment on the balcony, the couch, etc. Shyt was I'm giving my best efforts for this shyt brehs...

Pass out and wake up and she's making breakfast. I'm because on the one hand I know this bytch is a stripper/ low key escort...on the other hand

We fycked again and then she starts talking all this "wifey" shyt.

"I JUST got to Daygo from Washington and really I have no place to stay"
"I could see myself kicking here smoking some weed...keeping the place clean"
"with all this (I have a benz and decent stuff ) I know you can afford me"


so in my head I'm like

she gotta go.

I tell her you're not moving in and she says "why not...I don't plan on leaving...you sure did want me to stay when we were fyckin all night"

I'm like good point

the attitude changes and she says "I knew you were like this... you act all nice and then you can't even do nothing for me"

I tell her "we met last night...at a club... what did you think this was"

She says "that's how you feel" and grabs a plate and throws it across the room. I got carpet and cheap walls so it didn't break but still

I try to calm her down and we end up kicking it. I end up telling her I want her to stay just to calm her down but it's like 2:30 PM and I'm wondering how the hell I'm getting her out my crib. She tells me "can you take me back to the place I was staying...I gotta get some clothes and check on my cat"

I see my out

I take her back to her crib and she says "you're coming in...you're not gonna ditch me"

It's like 3 in the afternoon and I'm thinking how the hell did I get kidnapped in my own car

really this bytch has me hypnotized.

I get out the car and I see the same blonde chick from the night before and the same turtle looking dude. I walk by breh and he has nothing to say. As soon as I hear her blabbing in the room with whoever was in there...I walked outside hopped back in the whip and dipped on some

top 3 pyssy I've ever had

You are lucky to be alive ... I would have left at this point

 

[FreedMind]

back in college I was doing laundry at a laundromat, and after waiting through the washing and drying cycle, I finally started folding up my clothes. As I was minding my own, an Asian lady began folding her clothes directly across from me on the same table I was using.

I didn't think nothing of it, and I wouldn't have even thought twice about her until she picked up a shirt from the table, and asked me if it was mine, which it wasn't. It was at this point that I took in her appearance: she was most likely in her 50s, and was physically unattractive. She looked unkempt, her hair looking stringy and oily, although that didn't faze me, the city had a lot of hippy types.

I didn't really pay her no mind though, most I must've done was given her a subtle, albeit snobby side eye, like I do to most of the people in that shyt hole.

As I continued to roll up some socks, fold some shirts, I noticed that this lady walked meekly around the table, and stands directly to the left of me.

"I love you," she declares to me.


"excuse me?"

She repeats herself once more before she suddenly begins to reach out and try to wrap her arms around me.

There was something definitely off about her, and it was apparent that her brain just ran a little different. As I took that quick sidestep to avoid her hug, she just stood in place for a quick second, visibly processing the rejection in her head in a cold manner reminiscent of an old school computer. I did little to even acknowledge her, and before too long, she just went back to folding her clothes in silence.

By that time, I was almost finished, and hurried up so I could dip ASAP.