What's the most disrespectful thing you did to a teacher?
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Adding on to the post about my sister http://www.thecoli.com/posts/17603133/
I remember once i took a class at Miami Dade College and the professor saw my last name and was like
Prof - Are you related to a <soAndSo>?
Me - Yeah she;s my older sister
Him -
I had to pull the old man to the side after class and reassure him that im nothing like her.
Dude looked so relieved
I'm telling you all. That b!tch evil and gives our family a bad name everywhere she goes.
I remember once i took a class at Miami Dade College and the professor saw my last name and was like
Prof - Are you related to a <soAndSo>?
Me - Yeah she;s my older sister
Him -
I had to pull the old man to the side after class and reassure him that im nothing like her.
Dude looked so relievedI'm telling you all. That b!tch evil and gives our family a bad name everywhere she goes.
Clayton Endicott
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Back in my middle school days, my parents sent me to the nicer school instead of the hood school all my friends went to cause i was smart. My parents made me take a lot of honors classes too. First day of seventh grade i'm walking to one of my honor classes, honors english to be exact. My teacher was in her early 30's, blond hair, alright looking so I was like this is gonna be a GOAT year. She's outside the door and I walk in and set my stuff down. This bytch has the nerve to pull me aside and say
Teacher:Are you lost
Me: No this is English isn't it
Teacher: Yes, but this is honors the regular one is a cross the hall
Me: Im in honors english
Teacher: Im sorry
It turns out Im the only nikka in the class except for two black girls (One of which i smashed but thats another story). This bytch teacher stays saying slick shyt to me and calling me out in class the whole year. Finally I snapped when everyone was talking but i say one word to my Rican homie the bytch teacher decides to go in on me. If a teacher goes in on me, I'm usually
about it cause i knew i was gonna be more successful then them in life but she pissed me off.
Teacher:Im tired of you always talking in class. You are so disrespectful. You aren't gonna do anything in life and be successful if you keep acting like this.
Me:You a goddamn 7th grade english teacher and your kid got cerebral palsy, you cant say shyt about success.
Try to successfully have a normal kid next time.
She cried and called my parents. That was the last and one of the worst beatings i ever got in my 19 years of life. They moved me to a different classroom and I went about my life.
. To use another poster's phrase, the ain't shyt part of me is still laughing as I type, but the good part feels bad for the kid for having CP.Clayton Endicott
Superstar
Had a Math teacher in HS who I used to roast for riding a gay ass motorcycle. He had pics of Harley's on his wall but he pushed a bytch ass Honda scooter. He kept his helmet behind his desk and one day this girl put a rainbow sticker on it and when he saw it dude didn't even say shyt. Just snatched his stuff up, left the class and never came back. He quit in the middle of the year, broke his contract and everything. He was a first year Cac teacher and you could tell teaching was probably his last resort. He was clearly over his head
sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
i was in the 8th grade i told my pre algebra teacher fucc this shyt n walked out.....biggest mistake in my life cuz now me n math are mortal enemies
sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
then in high school math teacher again he was yt but he claimed he was african n my lil dumb ass mind that shyt didnt exist so i gave him such a hard time they took me out the class
Neil Tyson
YYZ
The humble beginnings of a coli militant
sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
1-8-7-Skillz
Superstar
shyt I got some stories to share as well:
-Back In 5th grade we had this one teacher, she was pretty cool but very naive and not to be taken serious. Funniest thing about her was her haircut, she had one side of her face like completely covered with all her hair hanging on this particular side, shyt looked retarded af. So one day I grabbed a towel in the middle of class, hung it over the left side of my face and was imitating her voice n shyt. Of course I was doing that loud as fukk, so on top of the class finding that pretty funny she of course turned around and looked directly at me and hit me with the 
. Got sent to the principal & shyt and ordered to do some extra work on top of detention I think.
- Same year (and also the 6th grade) we had another teacher who was old af and literally didn't understand ANYTHING bout computers, tvs & shyt. So one day she tried to show us some worksheet on a daylight projector, but someone had stuffed lots of paper sheets inside it and the damn thing started smokin and stinkin like hell.
She was completely confused and didn't know what to do, and to make matters worse I hit her with one joke after another, which caused the whole class to laugh even harder and the teacher to run out of the classroom asking the principal for help. When he came in you could tell even he was on some 
shyt.
Theres lots of other stories about this particular teacher, once the lesson was again chaotic as fukk so she tries to calm us down, hands out a worksheet and asked us "What do y'all think you should do with that worksheet"? I replied "Maybe throw it in the trash because its unnecessary af" ? When I did actually throw it in the trash after that, of course I got some detention again.
What also happened very often in her lessons was that I wanted to go to the toilet, and that bytch was on some "No you can't go, wait until the lessons are over bla bla" and me replying "I can go to the toilet whenever I want to" leaving the class room with her trying to threaten me with more extra work & detention if i should actually leave which I of course received every time.
-Yet ANOTHER teacher from grade 5&6, was the worst one of all. She was a like 900 years old, pre WWII, Disneys Recess Miss Finster like bytch, who immediately hated me from the first day in class. Thats beacause she was strict af, always into harassing students and all of that, and while the most people were literally afraid of her I was on some "fukk that bytch" shyt. I was loud af in class, always cracking jokes, never participating in the course just to provoke her even further. She was like my fukkin nemesis back then. I got an insane amount of negative remarks in the class book from here, on top of detention and extra work that wouldve been enough till the worlds end. The most notable incident with her was somewhere in the middle of the 6th grade where she just COMPLETELY lost it. I was, as always, doin some dumb shyt in course spilling a bottle of fruit juice all over me & n my neighbors table and the stuff on it when. That was apparently too much for her because she literally started screamin at me like I never witnessed her before, kicking me out of class for that day. The real bytch shyt was, after she sent me out, a couple of my buddies told me that after i left the classroom she literally started a real hate monolog in front of the class about me beeing the most disrespectfull student she ever saw, and how that was not tolerable anymore, I shouldnt be on the school anymore and so on. 
She left the school a couple weeks later goin into retirement because of, apparently, some stress issues & shyt.
Will eventually share some more stories later, theres especially one about our art teacher in 9th grade thats also a classic.
-Back In 5th grade we had this one teacher, she was pretty cool but very naive and not to be taken serious. Funniest thing about her was her haircut, she had one side of her face like completely covered with all her hair hanging on this particular side, shyt looked retarded af.
So one day I grabbed a towel in the middle of class, hung it over the left side of my face and was imitating her voice n shyt. Of course I was doing that loud as fukk, so on top of the class finding that pretty funny she of course turned around and looked directly at me and hit me with the . Got sent to the principal & shyt and ordered to do some extra work on top of detention I think.- Same year (and also the 6th grade) we had another teacher who was old af and literally didn't understand ANYTHING bout computers, tvs & shyt. So one day she tried to show us some worksheet on a daylight projector, but someone had stuffed lots of paper sheets inside it and the damn thing started smokin and stinkin like hell.
She was completely confused and didn't know what to do, and to make matters worse I hit her with one joke after another, which caused the whole class to laugh even harder and the teacher to run out of the classroom asking the principal for help. When he came in you could tell even he was on some shyt. Theres lots of other stories about this particular teacher, once the lesson was again chaotic as fukk so she tries to calm us down, hands out a worksheet and asked us "What do y'all think you should do with that worksheet"? I replied "Maybe throw it in the trash because its unnecessary af" ? When I did actually throw it in the trash after that, of course I got some detention again.
What also happened very often in her lessons was that I wanted to go to the toilet, and that bytch was on some "No you can't go, wait until the lessons are over bla bla" and me replying "I can go to the toilet whenever I want to" leaving the class room with her trying to threaten me with more extra work & detention if i should actually leave which I of course received every time.
-Yet ANOTHER teacher from grade 5&6, was the worst one of all. She was a like 900 years old, pre WWII, Disneys Recess Miss Finster like bytch, who immediately hated me from the first day in class. Thats beacause she was strict af, always into harassing students and all of that, and while the most people were literally afraid of her I was on some "fukk that bytch" shyt. I was loud af in class, always cracking jokes, never participating in the course just to provoke her even further. She was like my fukkin nemesis back then
. I got an insane amount of negative remarks in the class book from here, on top of detention and extra work that wouldve been enough till the worlds end. The most notable incident with her was somewhere in the middle of the 6th grade where she just COMPLETELY lost it. I was, as always, doin some dumb shyt in course spilling a bottle of fruit juice all over me & n my neighbors table and the stuff on it when. That was apparently too much for her because she literally started screamin at me like I never witnessed her before, kicking me out of class for that day. The real bytch shyt was, after she sent me out, a couple of my buddies told me that after i left the classroom she literally started a real hate monolog in front of the class about me beeing the most disrespectfull student she ever saw, and how that was not tolerable anymore, I shouldnt be on the school anymore and so on. She left the school a couple weeks later goin into retirement because of, apparently, some stress issues & shyt.
Will eventually share some more stories later, theres especially one about our art teacher in 9th grade thats also a classic.
HalfwayHandsome
A WALKING LICK #502C0MEUP
I was always the teachers pet so I got to take an Xtra 5 mins in the hallway to bullshyt and stop by others classrooms and give my homie the 
Physically brushed off my religion teacher as he stopped me in the hallway and asked that I handed him my cellphone. At that point it was grade 12, I already got an acceptance letter to my current university and my mentality was "fukk y'all I'm coasting this semester" 
Rocket Scientist
Superstar
Last day of gym in 7th grade we threw shoes at our gym teacher.When the lights turned off in locker room everyone was going ham throwing tshoes 
Back in my middle school days, my parents sent me to the nicer school instead of the hood school all my friends went to cause i was smart. My parents made me take a lot of honors classes too. First day of seventh grade i'm walking to one of my honor classes, honors english to be exact. My teacher was in her early 30's, blond hair, alright looking so I was like this is gonna be a GOAT year
Teacher:
Me: No this is English isn't it
Teacher: Yes, but this is honors the regular one is a cross the hall
Me: Im in honors english
Teacher: Im sorry
It turns out Im the only nikka in the class except for two black girls (One of which i smashed but thats another story). This bytch teacher stays saying slick shyt to me and calling me out in class the whole year
Teacher:
Me:
She cried and called my parents. That was the last and one of the worst beatings i ever got in my 19 years of life. They moved me to a different classroom and I went about my life.
idk why that reminded me of everybody hates Chris and his teacher
