What's the most disrespectful thing you did to a teacher?

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

4th grade.It wasn't my teacher, but her aid/assistant.

Mexican chick.She was always smiling at me and being extra nice, so I asked her if I could "hump" her


In retrospect, it was a disrespectful thing to do, but at the time, she didn't even trip about it.


Just hit me with a


So I don't know if you can really count that as disrespect.


I still think she may have been on some pedophile shyt.My instincts are keen as fukk.Even as a 4th grader.I can read people.I definitely think she was, at the very least, fantasizing about throwing me on "layaway"

 

[Champagne Kudo]

I was hella mean to my 4th grade after school teacher for no real reason tbh

I remember one time I asked her if she was coming back next year and she was like no and I was like good, I hate you
And I told her to never talk to me again

I only did it because I was a couple fused kid with a crush lowkey. I loved that bytch yall

 

[Champagne Kudo]

4th grade.It wasn't my teacher, but her aid/assistant.

Mexican chick.She was always smiling at me and being extra nice, so I asked her if I could "hump" her


In retrospect, it was a disrespectful thing to do, but at the time, she didn't even trip about it.


Just hit me with a


So I don't know if you can really count that as disrespect.


I still think she may have been on some pedophile shyt.My instincts are keen as fukk.Even as a 4th grader.I can read people.I definitely think she was, at the very least, fantasizing about throwing me on "layaway"

Did you hump her?

 

[Champagne Kudo]

I think my teachers husband died in 6th grade and another teachers husband died while I was in 5th. I remember hearing that some bad ass kid got mad and was like that's why ha husband dead bytch

Had me like

 

[Clayton Endicott]

I'm in 11th grade, and it's in between classes and I'm making my way through the hallway. My high school sweetheart (the one that got away ) bought me a six point star necklace charm for Christmas. As I'm walking through the hall my US Government teacher stops me and asked what that star meant. Jokingly I told him "I'll tell ya, but then I'll have to kill ya . He looks at me like and just goes in on me saying that it's an affront to his culture that gangbangers stole it's symbol and I'm better than that, nothing good comes from being in a gang, yada yada. My little ego was bruised cuz he did this in front of a gang of people.
I was like "fukk your culture. Hitler shoulda finished the job, all this crazy anti Semitic shyt. I could tell that shyt stung. Later I felt bad cuz he was a young cool teacher that really was passionate about teaching, and when I was fukking up in school, I aced his class cuz his class was fun and it was one of the few I went to.
He used to say what's up, and we'd chop it up whenever I walk past his classroom, but after that incident shyt was never the same .

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Did you hump her?

Unfortunately, no.I didn't stay at that school very long.We ended up moving out of the area.

 

[Champagne Kudo]

I'm in 11th grade, and it's in between classes and I'm making my way through the hallway. My high school sweetheart (the one that got away ) bought me a six point star necklace charm for Christmas. As I'm walking through the hall my US Government teacher stops me and asked what that star meant. Jokingly I told him "I'll tell ya, but then I'll have to kill ya . He looks at me like and just goes in on me saying that it's an affront to his culture that gangbangers stole it's symbol and I'm better than that, nothing good comes from being in a gang, yada yada. My little ego was bruised cuz he did this in front of a gang of people.
I was like "fukk your culture. Hitler shoulda finished the job, all this crazy anti Semitic shyt. I could tell that shyt stung. Later I felt bad cuz he was a young cool teacher that really was passionate about teaching, and when I was fukking up in school, I aced his class cuz his class was fun and it was one of the few I went to.
He used to say what's up, and we'd chop it up whenever I walk past his classroom, but after that incident shyt was never the same .

Damn breh

 

[A11]

told her I fukked her daughter. then i did.

 

[intruder]

A lot of you need guidance. You all see being disrespecful to teachers as an accomplishment or some sort of way to get back at "the man"
Yeah, brehs. Revolting against someone making $32K a year teaching you pre-Algebra will spark the fukkin' revolution.

My approach to school was "get in, learn the sh!t, get out". My first exposure to white teachers when i moved to the U.S. was no different than haitian teachers... if anything they were nicer.

Only one i can remember hating was my french teacher and thats because she hated me for correcting her at times. I'll admit i shouldnt have corrected her in front of everyone the way i did but i didnt know any better as a young 16 year old "fresh off the plane/boat" immigrant. It's not like i did it rudely but apparently she took it that way.

 

[Gus Money]

I used to teach in a hood school and I've got stories for days about the shyt these kids would say and do.

I need to make a spinoff thread about it.

 

[FUPA]

The memories this thread has brought back damn. Me and my patnas didnt give a fukk about school. 8th we had this dude for math fukking kike early 50s dude who was a ass. So we shooting spit balls at his back cause he was wearing a heavy coat so we knew he wasnt feeling em. Who class is just since they where getting stuck. He turning around why yall laughing at me. Eventually we start missing and these spit balls bouncing off black board he just ignoring eventually turns around yelling please stop i just wanna teach. He knows its us cause we just dying of laughter while everyone getting serious with this dude yelling to stop. We say fukk it grabbed rubber bands and paperclips and just start unloading on his head. At this point dude turns around grabs his shyt and went home crying. We just sat there feeling abit bad but not really. He never came back. Fast forward to High School 9th grade we knew we where getting a Sub for math class. Me and 1 of my bruhs from 8th had math together and when we walk thru the door who do we see the kike! He saw us and just straight out we gave him the but before class even started he had us kicked out for the day.

 

[Poitier]

Made 1 teacher cry and quit in middle school, forgot what I even said to trigger it Got like 3 months of ISS and an ass whoopin from hell for it

Me and my brehs would put salt in one of other teachers coffee and draw dikks on his pants...he was by far the dumbest teacher ever, he would let us create our own test to take

I called my 4th grade music teacher who was gay a fakkit and made him end class to call my mom to an emergency meeting


The HS militant in me wrote a paper calling my history teacher and all cacs parasites

I seen a few teachers get they ass beat, man and woman, I was bad but some kids were real demons

 

[h2o_proof]

So this wasn't on purpose, but what ensued afterward was and was mad disrespectful.

My second grade teacher used to call us all to the floor to sit Indian style while she read to us. Me and a couple other boys used to always have to sit up front so she could "keep us focused". She's reading Amelia Bedilia to us one day and its time for her customary Q&A session. This day in particular she has on this long dress. She asks a question, and in my haste to be the first to answer,when I sweep my hand up in the air, it lifts her dress up above her head, total accident. Her dress was only above her head for a couple seconds but it felt like an eternity, the whole class let out a synchronized "oooooohhh" at the same time. For some reason, I don't know if this is how she regularly got down, but she didn't have on any panties. This was back in like '87 when it was still popular to rock the bush, and boy did she have a bush. Dress falls back down in line, she continues like nothing happened, next question...the boy to the left of me proceeds to raise his hand in the same manner to lift her dress, then not 2 seconds later, the boy to the right of me does the same thing. Whole class got to see the bush 3 different times.

Funny thing is she carried on like nothing happened. Years later I thought about it and realized that my teacher, Mrs. Dousseau was French and this was probably how she got down and was something that more than likely didn't even phase her. Either way, there were about 10-11 young boys in that classroom that probably still have a bush fetish to this day....

 

[Rocket Scientist]

I think some of y'all were in smaller classes the ones on the other side of the building in schools basement

 

[Krazy K]

Consider yourself lucky. Could have been your ass he beat

my nikka I gave 0 fukks when I was 15 and that nikka wasn't trying to be one of the many teachers that got fukked up at my school
when we stepped outside he actually got in my face kinda aggressive
My face went from to real quick while simultaneously baling up my fist and he calmed his crack headed ass way down and start trying to council me like
"Whats wrong with you? Why can't you behave in class?" I just walked off