What's the most disrespectful thing you did to a teacher?

Chris Cool

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new teacher, we showing her no respect. we yelling out "mortal kombat", we sitting wherever we want, everybody talking, not paying attention. so like day 3 she made a seating chart but we didn't give a fukk. she's telling us to go to our seats most people are but not everybody.
:usure: "Chris go back to your seat."


*pulls Abraham Lincoln mask out of backpack and puts it on*
:troll: "I'm not chris."

at this point it's like 6 of us doing this, other students are like:bryan:"c'mon guys, go back to your seats." she breaks down and starts crying and leaves to never return. honestly the shyt wasn't even that much, she just wasn't built for the high school teacher life.

her replacement comes in, some young white dude. we plan to do the "mortal kombat" yell and he overhears,
:heh: "did you just say yell mortal kombat?" breh turned out to be a top 5 teacher, we always brought up how he should be thankful to us for having that job.
 

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It sounds like a lot of yall teachers had no classroom management skills.... A student will never disrespect me like that
 

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Some true delinquents on the coli. I got some mild stuff.

I had this one lady English teacher who would take forever to grade your shyt. Fat lazy bytch. She gave us some assignment where we had to work in groups and comes around to see what my group is doing. Started making some dumbazz comments so I told her why don't you go grade some papers for once? She gave me a stank look but actually left us alone. :heh:

Sometimes I would go to the beginning of her class then leave and go play basketball at the gym. Eventually she called home and I got in trouble for that. Another time I had a presentation to set up in my next class and a test in hers so I finished the test early and bounced. This bytch actually came to my next class and gave the teacher shyt. Called my parents about that one too but by then they knew she was nuts.

There was another teacher who I asked a question in a computer class. He said "Did you read the pages I said?" I said "Yeah but just tell me the answer, there's a lot of info in there". He gets slick with "if you read it you'd know the answer". I asked him if he was calling me a liar and he said "no but if you read it you'd know the answer" and I got loud on him, saying at least have the balls to say what you mean, you're calling me a liar and I don't appreciate it. He got mad apologetic and got the fukk away from me ASAP. At that point I didn't give a shyt about whatever I was asking him anymore.
 

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I never really did anything disrespectful except laugh at the welding teacher cause he was mad cause he thought someone stole on of his tools, sent me to the office and just got ISSP :manny:

When I moved to Montgomery for the second semester of 10th grade it was crazy. My contemporary issues teacher retired in the middle of the semester so we were stuck with a bunch of subs and there was this one sub who was there only one day and bounced because the kids ran him over when the bell rung. Then in my science class, the teacher left before I even got to the school because the kids tore up all the science equipment and was setting fires in the classroom. Anyway, there was this sub who was there for about two weeks and she was kind of quiet but when she yelled, she was really loud. So one day after lunch, she asked this boy to sweep some paper up and he got mad and threw the broom at her :manny:
 

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I never really did anything disrespectful except laugh at the welding teacher cause he was mad cause he thought someone stole on of his tools, sent me to the office and just got ISSP :manny:

When I moved to Montgomery for the second semester of 10th grade it was crazy. My contemporary issues teacher retired in the middle of the semester so we were stuck with a bunch of subs and there was this one sub who was there only one day and bounced because the kids ran him over when the bell rung. Then in my science class, the teacher left before I even got to the school because the kids tore up all the science equipment and was setting fires in the classroom. Anyway, there was this sub who was there for about two weeks and she was kind of quiet but when she yelled, she was really loud. So one day after lunch, she asked this boy to sweep some paper up and he got made and threw the broom at her :manny:
Y'all nikkas were straight up demonic:what:
 

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Corrected a dumbass teacher in grade school back in Africa. I went to school when there was still corporal punishment. Bytch was wrong, gave her the facts and I got the beats so bad I could barely walk.

I'd beat that woman with no shame today if I ever came across her. Foul filthy piece of shyt skank. Never forget you :pacspit:
 

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Y'all nikkas were straight up demonic:what:

JDHS was fukking crazy when the old principal was there. When I first got there in '13 I was like :dwillhuh: I mean the most of lights in the hall didn't even work and the gym smelled like an old church :russ: Them nikkas was crazy though, I remember the first fight I saw there it was like 20 dudes in the same fight like a Royal Rumble :mjlol: It got better before I graduated though :ehh:
 

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Ahh in a Boston middle school we often had this substitute teacher. She was a irish redhead and legit great shape thick woman, ass, t*ts ,curves you name it she had it. Well i had a bright idea that i'll say something shocking in class out loud. So it was near the end of the day and wasn't much going so i raise my hand and she said yes? :lolbron:

Me: Miss Campbell can i say something?

Her: sure go ahead :smile:

Me: All of that ass girl..doggystyle :shaq:. all my fellow brehs in the class was like :lolbron::gladbron:they knew what i was talking about.

She was like :dwillhuh::ld:"Go out into the hall". Surprisingly enough i didn't get in big trouble because i had a reputation among the teachers as one of the most quiet innocent kids in the school. She and the other teachers talked to me and asked me if the other boys put me up to saying that and i said no but they thought i was just covering for them and let me off the hook and didn't even call my mom :whew:. Truth is my lil dumb horny ass thought of and meant every word of it.
 
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Me and one of my nikkas damn near killed this fat racist white bytch my 9th grade year. She was allergic to soaps, perfumes, and shyt with any fragrance I guess. Why she told the class tho :ufdup:
We broke a bottle of cologne behind her desk in the corner and sprayed a bunch of shyt in the class before she came in. Most in the class was like :pachaha: but a couple of chicks was :whoa: don't do that she's really allergic.
:mjlol:That bytch walked in and her whole face immediately turned red. Eyes, nose started leaking and she literally ran out the class screaming and crying

Another teacher wanted to fight me I clowned him so bad. nikka was a sub that became our permanent teacher after the real one quit. He would come to school drunk smelling like liquor and would always stare at this bad ass chick in the class. Me and two of my boys had this nikka ready to fight us damn near everyday. He kicked me out for having the whole class laughing at him for wearing this
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dead ass. Minus the helmet damn near identical. He would always start off trying to go joke for joke but he couldn't fukk with us and eventually get pissed off. That day he said cause I kept calling him nikka but I did that everyday.
Him: "I'm not playing anymore. I told you stop calling me a nikka!
Me: nikka fukk YOU! :pacspit:

Years after I graduated I saw him on the news for beating the shyt outta two cops and taking one of their guns. nikkas was wildn out on some dip and crack. They gave that nikka 40 years:francis:
 
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