What's the most c00nish thing you did before you got your wake up call?

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I lived in a white area for most of the time that I was away from my home town

Like, mad different actual spots different cities, but always in the white area

I was averse to the hood. Cause the hood tried to kill me at 19 and I decided that I wasn't fukcing with it anymore

Then at 40 something I fled the whites and came back home

Best move ever
 

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I allowed my black taxi driver to say I talked/sounded white when I first got to Baltimore. Anyone who has seen The Wire and also knows people from the bay, there is a big difference in enunciation. On top of that I used to pride myself on my verbosity.

I took what he said as a slight, but I didn't check him like I would nowadays (I was 16 and in a new city - weak excuse, whatever ) . I did more inquiring as to why he would think that. Was it because they called a dog a Doug? Was it because I spoke in complete sentences, with proper grammar? Pausing when need be, not using double negatives, not making up contractions or using words like gooder? I know for sure it wasn't my voice or tone, because if that were the case I could say he sounded white compared to me.


After a few more beers I'm sure some more will come to me where I chose to be passive. Not truly c00ning but, if you don't check everyone, every time it might be half way c00ning.


At least I'm not my family who makes excuses for white folks, marries them, procreates with them and does everything in their power to absolve them on wrong doing. :scust:
 

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Sounds woke to me :hubie:
this gif perfectly summarizes what happened

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I laughed at this joke

When's the only time you smile at black people?

When you're staring at them through the scope of your rifle.

I've got plenty more. Sadly.
What the FUK??!!!
Cacs hiding in plain sight on these threads back in the day ^^^

:francis:
 

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Very entertaining thread but every post makes me feel like I’m from another world. I never had anything like these happen to me. White people don’t really feel comfortable enough to make racist jokes around me I guess
 

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Dated a HAWG single mother with 2 kids.(I was a late bloomer and no confidence)

Smashed once and when I was drunk I told her I wouldn't be a father to two white kids because I'd be a laughing stock to all black people.
:mjgrin:

Whatts weird is she bought me a guitar like a week after that.


I ended it though a week after she bought me the guitar.
 
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