What's The Corniest Line You Ever Heard

[Yehuda]

Its the definition of corny. In the middle of a rap battle canibus hits cool j with some afterschool special shyt...shaming someone for smoking weed?

The "you disgust me" cracks me up, like is it that serious?

There was an old (really old) SOHH thread about some underground rapper who had the worst line ever.

Something like "I'll put a cooler on my head and rob your retail, so I guess you could say cooler heads prevail"

I'm dying.

 

[L&HH]

It's high stakes like the top shelf of the meat market.
- fukking Papoose is the king of this.

 

[L&HH]

"I treat you like milk, all I do is spoil you" - Lil Flip

I love you like a fat kid loves cake -50 (actually I never really thought this line was corny that lil flip line just reminded me of it)

Its the definition of corny. In the middle of a rap battle canibus hits cool j with some afterschool special shyt...shaming someone for smoking weed?

I think that line is in the same vein as "Is it oochie Wally or Is it One Mic, Is it black girl lost or shorty owe you for ice" (not as dope of course)

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Lil wayne bars should dominate this thread

Here are some fabolous lines though

“I say she fukking like a nikka, that’s a SheMale"

"Her feet are killing her, I call it shoe-icide"

TINC2 was a fukking burning landfill of trash bars

And what made it worse were all the NYC dudes desperately trying to prop it up... "Brooklyn we bike "

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Fab, Papoose and Wayne have some of the stupidest lines of all time

 

[Kingshango]

Lil Wayne from 2008 onward: the thread.

 

[x-factor7]

Wayne: Dear Mr. Toilet, I'm the shyt

Papoose: You keep your tec low, I keep a Hi-Tek like the producer

 

[Zero]

I'm so muddafukkin high, I could eat a star

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Wayne: Dear Mr. Toilet, I'm the shyt

Papoose: You keep your tec low, I keep a Hi-Tek like the producer

I remember on Sohh
nikkas made a thread all hyped about that Wayne line like it was some deep shyt

 

[WaveMolecules]

FLY.

GO.

HARD.

LIKE.

GEESE.

ERECTION.

 

[Columbo]

Papoose

these rappers are homo, kinda fruity
yea i said it, they're gay like rudy
rudy gay, he's a basketball player
who's probably not homosexual but has a silly last name which works well in the context of this punchline

 

[MouseTeeth]

coming down the street like a parade....Macy's

 

[x-factor7]

Papoose

these rappers are homo, kinda fruity
yea i said it, they're gay like rudy
rudy gay, he's a basketball player
who's probably not homosexual but has a silly last name which works well in the context of this punchline

Pap got the property in hand
I'm like Aaron how I +Cop Land+
And if you don't know who Aaron Copland is
He's a brilliant classical composer
with an extensive catalog of beautiful music
that is most likely available for rental at your local public library

 

[Columbo]

Pap got the property in hand
I'm like Aaron how I +Cop Land+
And if you don't know who Aaron Copland is
He's a brilliant classical composer
with an extensive catalog of beautiful music
that is most likely available for rental at your local public library

Papoose with them run on sentences

This nikka needed someone to help him structure his bars or something

 

[Black Cobain]

"They asking me 'why you dye your hair pink, nikka?', I dunno them xans got me too high!"

"I'm the shyt like colonics"

"I'm the type that prolly fukked your mother nikka/And you the type that prolly shot your brother, nikka (that's fukked up!)/I swear to god that's why I cannot trust a nikka"

"Got a college bytch, she major in dikk"

"Smoke more than a damn Frenchman, my girl like Sanaa Lathan"