What's The Corniest Line You Ever Heard

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Might aswell be the Big Sean thread

"It's Stack History Month. I'm talking Malcolm Flex, Jessie Rackson. Front of the plane, I'm Rozay Parks."

:gucci:

"She use to tell me about her old man, you know sex stories
And how she used to have a dildo, you know toy stories."

:dwillhuh:

"I guess when your stars align, you do like the solar system and plan it out"


:comeon:

"There's nikkas in the streets getting money under my nose that I must stash"

:mjlol:

Breh is on a whole other level of corny. I'm legitimately mad after reading them rhymes :birdman:
 

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There was an old (really old) SOHH thread about some underground rapper who had the worst line ever.

Something like "I'll put a cooler on my head and rob your retail, so I guess you could say cooler heads prevail"
:dead:

@hex @jayshiggs @Ed MOTHERfukkING G

:mjlol:

I don't remember that one specifically but I loved the running gag of fake Papoose lines. And how people would lie for each other to sell it.

Fred.
 
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