What's The Corniest Line You Ever Heard

[Buckeye Fever]

If I ever find his rhyme book

 

[DaRealness]

Shaquille O'neal said something like "I'll treat you like Spielberg, you'll get your ass kicked in the park (Jurassic Park)"

I remember as a kid even way back then cringing at that line.

 

[DoomzdayzV]

"I let you feel like you the shyt, but boy you can't out-fart me" - J Cole

this line will forever remind me of 2 italian girls I went to high school with. They would always talk about having to fart or shyt, and they would have fart competitions and "hotbox" the fire escape stairs with farts for fun. It was fukking sickening and I wouldnt eat lunch most of the days when I was exposed to their nonsense. They were both gorgeous too....thats the weird thing.

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

"Your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea"

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

All of those lines can be broken down to make sense....you might just be stupid breh.

Nawl, all them shyts suck.

 

[KillKenny]

Papoose

I knocked on the door he said who, open the door before I pop you
Why you keep saying who, what the fukk is you an owl

 

[Another Man]

Papoose

I knocked on the door he said who, open the door before I pop you
Why you keep saying who, what the fukk is you an owl

 

[Pop123]

"I woke up out that coma 2001 /
bout the same time Dre dropped 2001"

Man, wtf are you talking about?

 

[Playaz Eyez]

Papoose

I knocked on the door he said who, open the door before I pop you
Why you keep saying who, what the fukk is you an owl

 

[jensyao]

Said s/he loved my necklace, started relaxin'
Now, that’s what the fukk I call a chain reaction

-- Jay-Z on "money ain't a thang", then Remy Ma on "Lean Back", then Fabolous on "diamonds on my damn chain"