What's the biggest cap u ever heard in real life?

[Payday23]

Knew a guy at work who said he coordinated with Leo and SS for a POTUS and had a security clearance.








Turned out he was a just a TSA scanner and he had seen POTUS at the airport along with SS detail

 

[The Radiant One]

“I don’t care about the money.”

No nikka who has believed this has ever been successful in their job

 

[CP3.]

A Black Cuban man with an accent told me that he was my real father at a bodega 11 years ago.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

One of my friends told me a really good story about some things that happened to him one night. It was an AMAZING story, it has intrigue, women, violence, adventure, all that. A good 5-7 minute story, and I sat intently and silently through every word.

Then, when he finished, I sat up straight in my chair and said, 'That was my story. I told YOU that.'

He just laughed and said, "oh yeah, I forgot."

fukkin people

 

[TheKongoEmpire]

 

[TheKongoEmpire]

NYC brehs love to lie

 

[Grand Cru Boo]

someone made a thread on a public forum/message board talking about opening a gym during Covid and made a video of him cleaning up a random building. Come to find out, he was lying for no damn reason

 

[Womb Raider]

One of my friends told me a really good story about some things that happened to him one night. It was an AMAZING story, it has intrigue, women, violence, adventure, all that. A good 5-7 minute story, and I sat intently and silently through every word.

Then, when he finished, I sat up straight in my chair and said, 'That was my story. I told YOU that.'

He just laughed and said, "oh yeah, I forgot."

fukkin people

The nerve of some motherfukkers

 

[BrothaZay]

My great uncle told me he dunked on Michael Jordan

Another time he told us that Mike Jones got his hit song from him

According to him, he and Mike jones were chillin in my uncles backyard and my uncles ex gf came up to him tryna get bacc together. My uncle claims he told her “back then you didn’t want me now you see me with with new jewelry, hanging wit mike jones you all on me “
Mike jones apparently told him “damn I like that ima put that in a song “


Mind you the story makes no sense because name dropping Mike jones to flex on your ex before he even had a hit record would be pointless

On top of that my great uncle was like 50-60 at the time I have no idea how he even knew who mike jones was

 

[drederick tatum]

The nerve of some motherfukkers

I bet he had been telling people that shyt for years, and getting props and p*ssy off my hard work

 

[Cladyclad]

My cousin said he battled lil scrappy in the mall in Detroit

Mind u this scrappy with hits

He got so mad when I didn’t believe him

 

[DonB90]

Had a bih hit me with the "I don't give head" line when we first started chillin

A few days later she was swallowing my nut and showing her tongue after to confirm it had all went down. A seasoned professional

 

[Bunchy Carter]

Black Americans Do not have any culture

 

[Dipsey Doo]

"Till death do us part"

 

[Womb Raider]

Some kid I played high school football with lied about his stats…I mean the nikka didn’t start on offense but made a page where he had over 5000 yards and 35 TDs during his career. When I find the pic ima post it

Edit:


nikka was dumb AF to lie like that…