What's the biggest cap u ever heard in real life?
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Canada Goose
Pooping on your head :umad:
Some nikka in High School said he had Madden for every system and PC 
One of most bizarre lies I ever heard
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NYC brehs love to lie, I told my fair share of
in middle school 
One of most bizarre lies I ever heard
:NYC brehs love to lie, I told my fair share of
in middle school 
itsyoung!!
Veteran
I dont get why that is not possible ? I had GTA 4 on PS3, PS4 and PCSome nikka in High School said he had Madden for every system and PC
One of most bizarre lies I ever heard
NYC brehs love to lie, I told my fair share of
Canada Goose
Pooping on your head :umad:
LOL why?
Did you mean GTA 5? Anyway, what is the point of buying the same sports game for every platform? I'm pretty sure he meant the same year madden too..
Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
Usually involves women.
When I started going to strip clubs in my early 20s, friend of a friend tagged along who I knew since childhood who would always cap about shyt just to make his story more interesting than yours. He told us he smashed every stripper in the club.
Another coworker when I worked at Lowe's said for his birthday that just passed, his girlfriend had a "fivesome" with him and 3 of her girlfriends.
Another one, I don't know if it's cap per say from my homie, but moreso the chick he was with. But I was in LA a few years back and my homie pulled this Indian chick from some dqy party club we were at who told him she was the singer MIA. So he introduces her to me and my other homie and we're thinking to ourselves that, this drunk bytch ain't MIA, but we couldn't really confirm because we forgot what she exactly looked like. MIA was lighter and had a different shaped nose. We're all drunk mind you, so we're half entertaining this lie.
We end up driving to this spot called Berri's that a lot of celebrities hang out at. She doubles down on the lying and starts telling us about her mansions in US, England, and Sri Lanka. And my memory her starts coming back to me, and I'm like MIA is married...whytf is she lying. So my other homie and I are texting each other like, how long we gonna let her continue to do this and get free drinks and food from us?
We're sitting on the outside seating area and it's like 1 am and next thing we know, she just starts randomly singing "Paper Planes" and I just about lost all my damn composure at the table. Other tables are looking at us. I had to turn my head not to start laughing dead in her face. At this point my homie I think started to realize she was lying, but ran with it anyway because he was trying to smash. For what it's worth, I think he did, but he left her alone after that.
When I started going to strip clubs in my early 20s, friend of a friend tagged along who I knew since childhood who would always cap about shyt just to make his story more interesting than yours. He told us he smashed every stripper in the club.
Another coworker when I worked at Lowe's said for his birthday that just passed, his girlfriend had a "fivesome" with him and 3 of her girlfriends.
Another one, I don't know if it's cap per say from my homie, but moreso the chick he was with. But I was in LA a few years back and my homie pulled this Indian chick from some dqy party club we were at who told him she was the singer MIA. So he introduces her to me and my other homie and we're thinking to ourselves that, this drunk bytch ain't MIA, but we couldn't really confirm because we forgot what she exactly looked like. MIA was lighter and had a different shaped nose. We're all drunk mind you, so we're half entertaining this lie.
We end up driving to this spot called Berri's that a lot of celebrities hang out at. She doubles down on the lying and starts telling us about her mansions in US, England, and Sri Lanka. And my memory her starts coming back to me, and I'm like MIA is married...whytf is she lying. So my other homie and I are texting each other like, how long we gonna let her continue to do this and get free drinks and food from us?
We're sitting on the outside seating area and it's like 1 am and next thing we know, she just starts randomly singing "Paper Planes" and I just about lost all my damn composure at the table. Other tables are looking at us. I had to turn my head not to start laughing dead in her face. At this point my homie I think started to realize she was lying, but ran with it anyway because he was trying to smash. For what it's worth, I think he did, but he left her alone after that.
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Iverson_64
Superstar
A Black Cuban man with an accent told me that he was my real father at a bodega 11 years ago.
africngiant
All Star
high school hudl numbers
My Girl is Bow Legged
JUST DO IT LIKE
once heard a nikka say he woke up out a coma in 2001 the same time dr dre dropped 2001
ALMIGHTY GOD
Omnipotent. Omniscient. Omnipresent.
lol i knew a real life luken in high school. dude would say his dad had a green lamborghini that he crashed and had absolutely no pics or evidence of it whats so ever.... dude was from belize. also told me a story about how he knocked out 4 black dudes at the mall when we know he got hands put on him by a 5'2 mexican dude 
Fill Collins
I didn't mean to verge!
One of the very few cacs in my elementary school was a blonde kid named Randy, he was cool, but he'd tell every single person around that Steve Irwin was his biological father, even my 1st grade ass knew that was some bullshyt
"The graphics and dlcs are different breh"LOL why?
I'm pretty sure he meant the same year madden too..
Bunchy Carter
I'll Take The Money Over The Honey
You heard that In real Life
Yea, nikka.