What's the biggest cap u ever heard in real life?

[MoveForward]

This dude I work with has three WHITE wives in Eritrea and they were going to bring him some diamonds and gold bars from NIGERIA but they were kidnapped from the clearport and held for ransom. He also has a two restaurants opening in LA next week.

 

[315]

Somebody once said they could whoop me

 

[Premeditated]

I had a Ereatrien roommate who told me she was cousins with The weeknd, the first week she moved in. She clearly thought was stupid AF. Considering the Weeknd is Ethiopian. Granted this was when he was first coming out in his mixtape era so he wasn't as known. But this is in the Bay Area. How likely is that nikka going to be cousins with someone from here when he's from cacnada?

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

A guy transferred to my high school who claimed to be from Marcy, and claimed to hang with Jay Z.

 

[kevin arnold]

I was eating with Top Dawg, Dave, Fredo from A+, and some other people at a restaurant. Top Dawg has on a TDE sweatshirt. This dude walks by and says “hey, you like TDE?” Top looks at him like “yeah” and dude goes “well, I’m the CEO, we got a lot of stuff comin out soon” Top is like “oh yeah? Sign me” with the coldest fukkin stare, dude looked at the table, dropped his head and just walked off

 

[Devilinurear]

Dude who got the pharcyde together

 

[itsyoung!!]

LOL why? Did you mean GTA 5? Anyway, what is the point of buying the same sports game for every platform?


I'm pretty sure he meant the same year madden too..

Yea sorry meant gta 5

But while that may be dumb to own madden on every platform, it could be possible. Especially since it was on sale on PC all the time

 

[Sccit]

Dude who got the pharcyde together

HOW IS THAT CAP WHEN THEY LITERALLY ARE BACK TOGETHER ON TOUR




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