What’s some of y’all worst fumbles when it comes to women

[Babymama Magnet]

Another fumble i remember was hitting up a Latin club in London

I was on my solo just by myself. So i go in and im seeing all types of women from Latina to black to white. So i catch myself a drink and im observing the floor space. I see these two eastern european chicks by themselves so i already know how it goes, two chicks together in a club usually means at least one of them is looking to get chatted up.

So i approach the brunnette but she wasn't responsive and from her demeanor looked like she didn't even want to be there. Her blonde friend on the other hand was when she saw me talking to her friend. We get to chit chatting and she's mad responsive putting her hands all up on my chest and legs.

Long story short we go to the dance floor and start dancing, face to face and up close grinding. There was a black latin chick close by that was killing it on the dance floor so i seperate from the white chick to have a little dance with the black girl, nothing sexual just face to face. When i come back to her she's all in a huff and puff, mad that i had a likkle dance with someone else. I'm like Meh... it was just a dance and try to proceed to dance with her again but she weren't having it.

Now there was this Breh on the side who had been watching what was happening and seeing that decided to shoot his shot, started talking to her and of course she starts being responsive to him. They had a little dance then he leads her outside to a garden area all while I'm literally right next to them and watching this happen.

I'm like it is what it is and continue to dance.

Within 10 mins looking out towards the garden i see him with his tongue down her throat and later on that night he left the club with her


I learned two things that night

1. If you're dancing with a girl in a club/bar or whatever social place you're at, don't go and dance with another girl, especially if its right in front of her.
2. Act swiftly. If a girls showing choosing signs you don't need to dance with her for a long period of time. Have a little dance, check out her vibe then lead her to a place where you can talk and make your move

 

[gho3st]

Bless the thread breh

Ahh I got you. She felt disrespected

Yea I missed the chance and never got an opportunity again . She asked me to help her move and I couldn’t her at that time. Some other nikka helped her and got in.

moral of the story is, always take your shots when they present themselves. Don’t matter if you miss, take em

 

[DropTopDoc]

Damn I had a fumble hella similar to this 4 years ago. I was so damn crossfaded I could barely form sentences. This cute real tall light skin girl had came up to me and started talking to me and everything but the alcohol and weed was whoopin my ass to the point she got turned off and dipped out the party

We caught that L, it be aiight bruh…. One day, maybe

 

[DropTopDoc]

One thing I’ve learned along the way, strike while the irons hot, the worst that can happen is no, and study wrong study if you study long

 

[EffedUp]

Only real fumble I can think of was back in college. Back in '07, it was Senior Week at Xavier and we're having these little events. One was a trip to the Cincinnati Zoo which I lived like 5 min. away from. There was this busty brown skin shorty I was cool with throughout college there. Me and her hang out the whole time. I'm showing her around since she's never been there (from Cleveland). Just an all around good time. She even dropped me off back at the crib to save me a quick bus trip (didn't have my license then). Later that night, we're at this party on a boat cruising on the Ohio River. See shorty at one point, dancing and looking good as fukk. It's calling my name to swoop in there and spit game. She was excited that I was coming through. My introverted ass doesn't make the move. Last time I would see her is graduation. Looked her up years later on FB and she married some cac. Still was looking good though.

 

[JackRoss]

This Melissa chick. I met her when I worked at Sears. She worked at Victoria Secrets. I don't remember how we got to "talking". I think I seen her passing through and young people not coming through Lawn and Garden/ Hardware section so that's how and when she caught my eye. I was in my early 20s and I was a trash individual. Got some balls, went to the Victoria Secrets and grabbed her number on a lunch break. It was awkward and bad. I could have tagged that without a whip but nope I wasn't catching direct ass passes. Hit her up too many times and overcompenstating. Just being too thirsty but I had a girl. That L put life into perspective.

 

[RaspberryFitted]

One thing I’ve learned along the way, strike while the irons hot, the worst that can happen is no, and study wrong study if you study long

bold + large font explains 90% of my L’s. Waiting too long and then thinking I could come back.

Explain the last line though.

 

[mag357]

Bc I had her naked in plain sight in the middle of her apartment complex when I could have just walked 2 steps to her appt lol

Nah bro ...
You was doin the right thing...
She was gonna front on you anyway.
Whether it was right there... Or in the crib..
Or she probly wasn't gonna invite you in at all

 

[DropTopDoc]

bold + large font explains 90% of my L’s. Waiting too long and then thinking I could come back.

Explain the last line though.

short way, study long study wrong, basically means if you keep waiting for an opportunity or not savy enough to pick up on a situation you will forever miss out

 

[RaspberryFitted]

short way, study long study wrong, basically means if you keep waiting for an opportunity or not savy enough to pick up on a situation you will forever miss out

Preach on that one. There is no such thing is perfect timing IMO.

 

[Max.]

When I was 14 the girl on the next block was best friends with my girl cousin she always like me and wanted to date..i moved 20 mins away but would visit on weekends…she was cute but was on some emo shyt(dress,music,etc)…i told my best friend at the time hey ____ likes me….what u think i should do? And he goes “awww bro that bytch…nah…lol”

so i never talked to her and like months later they end up dating on n off hela years…sadly he hated on me to women from like age 13-24 growing up…i never woulda known until 2 women told me they would always ask about me n he would hate on me basically….few years ago i added on the bytches n slid in her dms and got curved lol…she has no tittys but nice big ass

 

[Max.]

Also young me bringing bytches over n not fukkn them

 

[Vandelay]

I posted mine in the oblivious to chicks advances thread...

I've had a few more in my 30's. I'll circle back.

 

[gho3st]

Nah bro ...
You was doin the right thing...
She was gonna front on you anyway.
Whether it was right there... Or in the crib..
Or she probly wasn't gonna invite you in at all

She invited me in nikka. That’s my point. She hinted for me to come in. She was hinting at it throughout the whole date . But I wanted to be a degenerate and tried fcking in the car…right in front of her appt

 

[DamienWayne]

Rented a car to take a girl on a date . Didn’t smash