What’s some of y’all worst fumbles when it comes to women

[Sex Luthor]

My problem was always the same thing. I wait too long to make a move. Nobody has any idea how many times I've said "ok imma do it tonight" and never did whatever it was. By the time I did make that move they had a new nikka or they just weren't interested anymore

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

@Shadow King tell your life story you burger

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

High school
Went on a trip for FBLA(Future Business Leaders Association)
It was a conference for kids pertaining to information and knowledge on becoming entrepreneurs.
Anyway on Saturday there was a dance
This was back in 99 where grinding was damn near like having sex
I was a wall flower but this night was the first glimpse of my demonic future
I just threw caution to the wind and started dancing

so this bad Latina chick(I later found out was from El Paso) was peeping kid
Had that Halle Berry haircut from Boomerang
This song came on

So naturally she turned around a proceeded to dutty wine something vicious
I couldn’t contain my little mans and she started laughing but put that thang in overdrive
She pulled her chocolate skin friend over and now it’s a Tag Team
They taking turns and I’m overwhelmed
I’m like
They killing my ass while laughing
I didn’t care I was just in
So the song stops playing and I’m just
Had to go grab some water after all that shyt
Couple more songs start playing but I’m still on the sideline

just observing then Ursher came on

Latina shawty found me again with thein her eyes
Started off just slow dancing, no talking just intense staring
Then she proceeded to turn around on me again
This time I wasn’t embarrassed like I was when my little mans stood at full attention the first time
I just said fukk It
I’ve never had a female grind on me like that ever since
bytch just knew how to fukking move
Song went off and she was just
But nothing like this has ever happened to me
I mean I was ugly duckling gang so I just

into the crowd
So after I went to get another drink of punch
I see my so called homeboy slow dancing with her
But she’s looking at me to interrupt
I just froze, I didn’t know what to do
So he invited them and some other girls back to our hotel room
Me and Shawty kept eyeing each other but I was too p*ssy to say anything
They eventually left and that shyt still hunts me til this day

 

[analog]

I must've been 19, still living at home with the most over protective of parents. The kind that expected me to be home at sunset.

It had been summer and I was steady pushing my pops limits but never stayed out over night. Too scared to do that.

So, I find myself in a club making out with this long, blonde hair, late 20s school teacher. Slim, with a little, but supple booty. She's visiting from out of town with her friend whose being molested by this short, swole bouncer looking ass nikka 2 feet from me. My younger, taller skinny ass definitely had the better of the two

So we outside of the club after it closed out. I'm posted by the wall with this bytch still all over me, telling be about the hotel they're staying in, and asking me what I'm doing next... Homies still hanging around outside the club looking over at me like

All I could think about was my pops waiting at home ready to rip into me... I must've loved and respected him cause I told this bytch, "Sorry ... I gotta get going..."

She looked deflated... then I watched her get into a cab with her friend, and the swole nikka... I still remember the smirk he had on his face as he let both get into the back seat first, then hopped in after them. Handed him a threesome on a platter... And I've yet to this day had one myself

 

[Shang Tsung]

Pretty Colombian chick in college kept inviting me to her house to study but she lived 40 minutes away and I was too lazy to drive.

Friends took me to the club after a bad breakup. This fine as exotical was choosing on a breh hard but she saw how I kept checking my phone and gave me the

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

shyt I got one more
This was 5 months later
In May we had our senior trip which was to Astroworld(no Travis Scott)
It was two chocolate sistas I had huge crushes on(and the main reason I stopped being friends with girls)
Crystal(became a single mom at 17 but she was hella smart)
She got pregnant by some fakkit ass nikka(literally years later found out he was a real homosexual) and eventually she became a crackhead

That’s a story for another day
We would always talk on the phone because she dropped out
Got her GED and was starting a nursing program through HCC
I would have asked her but didn’t want to ruin our “friendship”
So Michelle was it but she was dating one of the popular nikkas at Elsik on and off
I didn’t know the game, don’t judge me
Anyway she would always give me rides home after school so I could get home/catch the bus to the Astrodome to work
So one afternoon she asked me was I going on the senior trip
I really wasn’t because I hated HS
Didn’t even go to prom but she hit me with the
So I went, had a pretty decent time
Hung out with her all night but was aloof to the game still
So we leave Astroworld and she was like
You need a ride home
Sure
So we just talking and having a good time
Get back to the crib which wasn’t the nicest apartments to sit out in front of now that I’m writing this shyt out
Coral Gables IYKYK
And we just talking and then it went dead silent
At this moment I should’ve kissed her because that’s how tense the feeling was in the car
Nope what I do

Saw her at graduation and my first year at U Of H
And she was still feeling me
But I was so p*ssy in and after high school
I did this two other times
One with a Vietnamese chick in HS who had a boyfriend
The way we where flirting and she was ready to cheat but p*ssy mode activated again
An another light skin sis that was my “best friend”
Thank god I moved and found my way
High School was nothing but fumbles in hindsight

 

[Shadow King]

@Shadow King tell your life story you burger

I will when you get off my dikk

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

I will when you get off my dikk

bathhouse talk

 

[Shadow King]

bathhouse talk

Of course you would know that's how people talk in bathhouses.

Are you still too afraid to stop kee-keeing behind keyboards?

 

[rbksNgirbauds]

Had a broad offer to pay me for her to do some type of provocative modeling for clubs or some shyt like that. Was 19 and green as ever, told that bytch fukk no on some super square shyt. Tryna cuff on a whore

Still regret it but at the same time I don't, cuz that would've led to sumn else and that broad definitely would've turn me out.

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Are you still too afraid to stop kee-keeing behind keyboards?

Wait a minute...what is this supposed to mean?

 

[Action Mike]

In uni this paag in my bed

Under the covers

Saying why you standing over there join me

I dont even remember how I fukked that up

 

[The Wolf Among You]

When I was like 14, me and my cousin were walking to the corner store when this random cute girl walking past was straight up like “you’re a cutie.” I said “thanks” and kept walking.
The moment was too big for me.

There was this girl at my lunch table that I was crushing on, but she wasn’t feeling me at all. She had a cousin that hung around too, one day she started talking about her getting into anime, so we’re all recommending our favorites. Her cousin is like “do y’all watch Naruto?” we all put our hands up, the cousin looks dead at me and starts asking me questions. So, we’re talking and I’m selling her on the show, she goes “will you watch the first episode with me?”, now I agree but it never crosses my mind that she’s interested in me. She said she was just getting into anime, and I took it at face value.
End of the school day, and we’re walking home, she’s walking very close to me, and I start thinking “oh shyt. she wants to watch it today.”.
We peel off from the rest of the group onto my normal route home, mind you it’s a bright and sunny day, 10 minutes into the walk, it starts pouring, we’re cracking up running to my place. We get home, and my older brother and my older cousin are the only people home, again I don’t peep the setup because I still think we’re just watching Naruto. I offered to dry her clothes, and she borrowed a pair of basketball shorts and one of my old throwaway shirts.
And we indeed watched like 6-7 episodes of Naruto, I had my brother order pizza and everything with my door wide ass open. To be fair to me she seemed like she enjoyed herself, until like two days later when her cousin gone come ask me why I don’t like her cousin. I was completely caught off guard, but I tried to be slick about and said “that’s because of me and you.”, she looked at me and was like “nah” shattered my soul.

When I got home I asked my brother:
Me: remember that girl that watched Naruto with me?
Him: yeah.
Me: did you know she likes me?
Him:
Me:
Him: oh nah. y’all gonna hang out again?
Me: probably.
Him:

The L stands for loser - I mean lesson.

 

[mrfortune]

had a fine asian drop to her knees to suck my d..k and I said no. in all fairness i was young and not really sexually active but i still think about it smh. have plenty stories of laying naked in bed with women and not fukking cuz i just wasnt turned on. where im at in life now i would have max hardcore'd all of them

 

[Shadow King]

Wait a minute...what is this supposed to mean?

It means what it says, I didn't type in Cantonese.