- 40 oz St Ides or Olde English, Miller Highlife, pint or fifth of Hennessy (been sober going on six years)
- Black ‘N Mild. Don’t like how the cherry always magically burns a hole in whatever I’m wearing. Which is why I haven’t smoke one since 2012.
- 50 cent bag of chips
- Gas station/dollar store white tee. Everybody just cop the Polo tees with the little horse on the bottom that come in the packs from Macy’s nowadays and it’s been that way for a while now.