What ya'll know about terrible jokes?

[King Crimson]

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench.

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They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue

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I have a gun. Get in the van.

A horse walked into a bar.

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Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Cancer.

A man walks into a bar.

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he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

^ @ 2nd joke

 

[aRoMaN21]

this whole thread got me

 

[Rayzah]

How many Mexican's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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just juan

really? lol

 

[Rayzah]

3 tampons walk into a bar, what do they say?

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nothing, they're all stuck up c*nts

 

[malbaker86]

How do you embarrass an archeologist?

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Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from

 

[TheNig]

What do you call a cow with a twitch?



Beef jerky.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?"

 

[SCORCH]

What's black and rhymes with Snoop?

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Dr Dre

 

[aRoMaN21]

What's black and rhymes with Snoop?

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Dr Dre

who the fukk enters a JOKE thread and doesnt look at the jokes prior to posting one.

thats on page 1. womp womp. *tomato thrown* try again!

 

[aRoMaN21]

does anyone get this one? I dont.
What do you call a lawyer skydiving?

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A skeet

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

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Ask your mother

 

[Shady_Kent]

what is Mary short for?

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she has no legs

 

[aRoMaN21]

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

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It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

 

[Mountain]

What do you call a smiling Roman with a pubic hair between his teeth?

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Gladiator

What did the leper say to the hooker?

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Keep the tip

Roses are red,
Violets are blue

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I have a gun. Get in the van.

does anyone get this one? I dont.
What do you call a lawyer skydiving?

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A skeet

A skeet is a clay pidgeon used during skeet shooting, pigeons are general seen as "dirty" animals, so the joke is basically implying that all lawyers are dirty.

 

[aRoMaN21]

A skeet is a clay pidgeon used during skeet shooting, pigeons are general seen as "dirty" animals, so the joke is basically implying that all lawyers are dirty.

oh

thanx for teaching me something