What did the hispanic dude say when two houses fell on top of him?
"Yo get off me holmes!"
How many Mexican's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
just juan
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Wheres pop corn?
What's the worst thing about being black and Jewish?
You have to sit in the back of the oven.
Where do girls with tight panties live ?
Flatbush