What ya'll know about terrible jokes?

aRoMaN21

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If a dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
a swallow :p
 

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Why couldn't the 2 midgits communicate effectively?

Too much small talk :manny:

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It is two tired. :smugfavre:

What happened to the butcher when he backed up into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his orders.

A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"

The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
 

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what kind of bees make milk?

boobies

the present, future and the past walk into a bar

it was tense

what's the most active organ in the female body?

the penis :shaq:
 

aRoMaN21

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What's five words a man hates to hear?

I'm pregnant and it's yours :pachaha:
 
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