What ya'll know about terrible jokes?

[eifmp]

My aunt is so stupid! Guess what she named her two children?

Spoiler

Denise and Denephew

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

A rabbit was trying to find a place to live, then decided to cut a table in half. Why?

Spoiler

Because two halves make a hole.

 

[aRoMaN21]

What do you call a smiling Roman with a pubic hair between his teeth?

Spoiler

Gladiator

 

[Heelish]

Why are all Black & Mexican jokes the same?

Spoiler

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Spoiler

Wiped his ass.

 

[Golayitdown]

Why are all Black & Mexican jokes the same?

Spoiler

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

 

[Pond Scum]

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

Spoiler

Rape

 

[aRoMaN21]

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

Spoiler

Rape

terrible!



What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Spoiler

Hold onto your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blow job

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Spoiler

Full

 

[Silkk]

 

[Rufus Dufus]

What did the hispanic dude say when two houses fell on top of him?

Spoiler

"Yo get off me holmes!"

 

[hadouken]

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?



An obscure number. You probably never heard of it

 

[Thomas_Elliot]

What bounces and makes kids cry?

Spoiler

My donation cheque to "Children in Need"

 

[Capostatus]

what do you call an italian with a rubber toe?

Spoiler

roberto

why doesnt muhammad ali like playstation?

Spoiler

because he's an exboxer

 

[SanchoPanda]

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Spoiler

“Where’s pop corn?”

Want to hear a dirty joke?

Spoiler

a white horse fell into some mud.

 

[aRoMaN21]

What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Spoiler

Seven months old

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

Spoiler

A stick

How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?

Spoiler

His hand caught fire