What would be the perfect gift from a GF or SO?

[Daenerys Targaryen]

I need gift ideas. He'll be 27, he's not spoiled, but has never really wanted for anything. He can be a little particular and quirky about some things, but overall he's pretty normal. he's a sweetheart tho and will "love" anything i get him, but I really want to do a good job. Max I can afford is $250-300 right now.

Any ideas? Help me out plzzzzz!

 

[H@LLOW]

A nice watch and anal sex later that evening.

 

[Schwarzkopf]

Spend 300 on lingerie and open up that ass hole

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

A threesome.

 

[Jahmal]

I need gift ideas. He'll be 27, he's not spoiled, but has never really wanted for anything. He can be a little particular and quirky about some things, but overall he's pretty normal. he's a sweetheart tho and will "love" anything i get him, but I really want to do a good job. Max I can afford is $250-300 right now.

Any ideas? Help me out plzzzzz!

A pack of skittles and a rim job

 

[King Poetic]

anything electronic. we love that shyt

 

[ChrisDorner]

A pack of skittles and a rim job

A threesome.

Spend 300 on lingerie and open up that ass hole

A nice watch and anal sex later that evening.

All of which are related to sex. Sex is not a present you deprived individuals. This mindset is why girls hold off the puss, they know we're going to act like fukking dogs doing what they need to do to get a damn dog treat


We've got to do better

 

[BruhMayne]

A threesome.

 

[Daenerys Targaryen]

anything electronic. we love that shyt

I was thinking about a soundbar system + subwoofer? He doesn't watch movies though, but he's into video games and sports. Would that still be good?

 

[Mr210]

a trip to brazil

 

[Daenerys Targaryen]

Eww so much emphasis on butt play. Kinda gay

 

[Daenerys Targaryen]

How do you all feel about artwork? His walls are completely bare right now

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Consider the following:

• What's his favorite food?
• What are his hobbies?
• What city are you in?
• Is he the outdoorsy adventurous type?
• Is he an intellectual?
• Is he a gamer?
• Give him a threesome.
• Does he have especially expensive taste?
• Is he really into having nice clothes? Like suits?
• Give him a threesome.
• What is an activity that YOU could enjoy with him?
• Have you considered a trip somewhere?
• Does he like to watch live sporting events?
• Does he like to watch live shows like the opera, plays, or stand up comedy?
• Give him a threesome.

Spoiler

Also, a threesome.

 

[King Poetic]

I was thinking about a soundbar system + subwoofer? He doesn't watch movies though, but he's into video games and sports. Would that still be good?

yeah. either a sports game or a game where there's alot of shooting in it...

But i suggest u buy him a gift card from a game stop so he can the game so u don't him something he already has

 

[ChrisDorner]

Eww so much emphasis on butt play. Kinda gay

They're trolling but I'm sure they're serious about wanting sex as a gift instead of, you know, an actual fukking gift

Because p*ssy is the best thing ever to these kids