What Would Be A Dope New NBA Position?

[TrapHouse Rock]

#WPOY2015

yo your ability to get in one of the first few posts of these threads and get me to is unparalleled

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

yo your ability to get in one of the first few posts of these threads and get me to is unparalleled

Ed never fails to strike quickly

 

[TrapHouse Rock]

ok I had another one

the SLAHING FORWARD

this guy. He is only allowed to shoot in and immediately around the paint. This area would be signalized with court paint. If the slahser does happen to shoot and make it beyond the restricted area, a point is subtracted from the team. The slasher is allowed to run out of bounds and would ideally be a wing player. The purpose of the SLASHING FORWARD would be to create easy high % buckets by allowing the player to go anywhere on the court...protoypes would be Aaron Gordon, Demarr Derozan, etc..

THIS IS EVEN STUPIDER THAN OG POST, stop the

 

[USSInsiders]

This is some autistic shyt. very rhyme king esque type of posting.

Anyway I propose making a position called the: Phatty Forward

Any player with thighs, quads, or glutes measuring in excess of 48" around are allowed to sit in the paint on either end indefinitely. They are allowed to backdown opponentsi n the post indefinitely. Anytime a teammate gives them an encouraging slap on the rump, said teammate automatically gets an increased shooting rating from behind the arc.

Immediately players that could make an impact at this position: Carmelo Anthony, Glen Davis, Paul Pierce, Zach randolph

 

[ThaRealness]

The seeker. He plays on a seperate court and his primary goal is to toss a golden ball (coated in real gold) into a tiny hoop 50 feet in the air. If he gets it in, his team automatically wins the game.

 

[The God Poster]

This corny breh name being Dwight Howard. So fitting

 

[the cac mamba]

This is some autistic shyt. very rhyme king esque type of posting.

Anyway I propose making a position called the: Phatty Forward

Any player with thighs, quads, or glutes measuring in excess of 48" around are allowed to sit in the paint on either end indefinitely. They are allowed to backdown opponentsi n the post indefinitely. Anytime a teammate gives them an encouraging slap on the rump, said teammate automatically gets an increased shooting rating from behind the arc.

Immediately players that could make an impact at this position: Carmelo Anthony, Glen Davis, Paul Pierce, Zach randolph

 

[AkaDemiK]

sigh...

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

I honestly read this 6 times to make sure I wasn't suffering from dyslexia.

Hold this neg breh

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

This is some autistic shyt. very rhyme king esque type of posting.

Anyway I propose making a position called the: Phatty Forward

Any player with thighs, quads, or glutes measuring in excess of 48" around are allowed to sit in the paint on either end indefinitely. They are allowed to backdown opponentsi n the post indefinitely. Anytime a teammate gives them an encouraging slap on the rump, said teammate automatically gets an increased shooting rating from behind the arc.

Immediately players that could make an impact at this position: Carmelo Anthony, Glen Davis, Paul Pierce, Zach randolph

@KnickstapeCity

 

[Dwight Howard]

 

[USSInsiders]

bless us with another position dawg

Edit: pause

 

[mozichrome]

never go full retard breh

 

[QuintessentialBM]

You wouldn't need a "sixth man" on the floor if the starting five were competent. The sad reality is that most basketball teams(at any level) have 1 or 2 good players and the rest are mediocre... and that's putting it mildly. In the 80's and early 90's, for example, if you had 2 competent big men that could rebound and play defense, your team was in contention for a NBA title. They didn't have to be hall of fame big men either(See Bill Cartwright and Luc Longley). These dudes today are soft.... Barely know how to block out defenders to grab a rebound, too lazy with extraordinary size to learn how to control the paint, or just awkward to the point where their highlight reel is prime material for "Shaqtin a Fool." The big men of yesteryear had all skills required to be an efficient anchor, plus they could pass or score if needed.
Guards and forwards that can barely dribble or shoot.

The NBA is full of players that are fundamentally broken.

 

[KnickstapeCity]

This is some autistic shyt. very rhyme king esque type of posting.

Anyway I propose making a position called the: Phatty Forward

Any player with thighs, quads, or glutes measuring in excess of 48" around are allowed to sit in the paint on either end indefinitely. They are allowed to backdown opponentsi n the post indefinitely. Anytime a teammate gives them an encouraging slap on the rump, said teammate automatically gets an increased shooting rating from behind the arc.

Immediately players that could make an impact at this position: Carmelo Anthony, Glen Davis, Paul Pierce, Zach randolph

@KnickstapeCity

hell nah LMAO :mjlol1:


This nikka is so so creative with it