What Would Be A Dope New NBA Position?

[thenatural]

His pimphand was strong as shyt through the Superman and Justice League series. Consistency is the key.

 

[I.V.]

I applaud your entrepreneurial effort. But I'm still hitting you with one star.

 

[NoMorePie]

really love this gif

 

[360Waves]

This thread belongs in the bushes.

But for the sake of entertaining you, the only "position" I could hypothetically see being put into basketball is a goalie. Most of those freakish 7'6" guys can't play an 82 game season moving up and down constantly without breaking down, but if you stick them 2 feet in front of the hoop and give them the ability to jump up and freely goaltend shots you finally give them a real purpose out there.

 

[Flackaveli]

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

@Vince.Russo come book this shyt for us breh plz

 

[Originalman]

I like the new positions called LeGM and LeCoach...

 

[Greenhornet]

Let the coach play and shoot techs for his team
Mascots do the jumpball
If a dude from the bench hits a 3 than its 4 points but he has to be sitting
If you cross someone the cheerleaders have to pull a titty out
Penalty box
If double tech the two shoot 5 free throws whoever loses gets penalty box
Hockey subs

 

[Kal El]

I don't know about that 6 on 6 shyt, but I wouldn't mind seeing power plays for flagrants

Watching 4 on 5 for 2 minutes

 

[MF budz]

really love this gif

haha fukkin leylands the man

 

[The G.O.D II]

Go back to cross dressing OP

 

[Dwight Howard]

That would be lve

I don't know about that 6 on 6 shyt, but I wouldn't mind seeing power plays for flagrants

Watching 4 on 5 for 2 minutes

 

[DIMES]

ok I had another one

the SLAHING FORWARD

this guy. He is only allowed to shoot in and immediately around the paint. This area would be signalized with court paint. If the slahser does happen to shoot and make it beyond the restricted area, a point is subtracted from the team. The slasher is allowed to run out of bounds and would ideally be a wing player. The purpose of the SLASHING FORWARD would be to create easy high % buckets by allowing the player to go anywhere on the court...protoypes would be Aaron Gordon, Demarr Derozan, etc..

fukk is this corny ass shyt?

 

[chuckifubuck]

I don't know about that 6 on 6 shyt, but I wouldn't mind seeing power plays for flagrants

Watching 4 on 5 for 2 minutes

Ive always wanted to see power plays in bball. My idea was to have em on non-shooting fouls once you're over the limit

 

[Spree At Last]

ok I had another one

the SLAHING FORWARD
this guy. He is only allowed to shoot in and immediately around the paint. This area would be signalized with court paint. If the slahser does happen to shoot and make it beyond the restricted area, a point is subtracted from the team. The slasher is allowed to run out of bounds and would ideally be a wing player. The purpose of the SLASHING FORWARD would be to create easy high % buckets by allowing the player to go anywhere on the court...protoypes would be Aaron Gordon, Demarr Derozan, etc..

Got me fukkin imagining this