This shyt to weird to be a lie. I believe every word of this
ight so this one time me and my momma went fishin right?
just us two. So you know we both fishing and ya boy caught a fish and my mother got some herself
We put them in the cooler because we were gonna take em home and cook em
Well my mother decides she wanted to kill them right there (horse shoe lake ) at the park.
so she reaches in and grabs one of em and wraps a towel around the tail end of the fish snd im standing there watching her work
She grts a good grip on the fish snd that fish looking at me like
I sweater god with a straight face she starts slamming the head of the fish on the wooden table where we had all of our shyt on
and that shyt was loud and echoing through the park like it wa barry bonds at the plate getting them out of there
she did that shyt like 7 times and i started asking her why she doing it and again she said with a straight face “because i want to knock em out so they dont feel the pain”
I look at the fish and the eyes is wide as fukk and its mouth is all the way open lookin at me
then she grabs the big ass kitchen knife and cuts its head off ,throws it in the lake and out the fish back in the cooler.
she said she’ll do the rest when she gets home but left me standing there stuck for a min
so yea thats the last time i went fishing.