What super cheap shyt do you do?

[Sccit]

Lifting the gas pump upwards and shaking the hell out of it to get every single last drop!

THIS...

THE PUMPS AT ARCO IN PARTICULAR KEEP PUMPIN MORE GAS IF U HOLD ONTO THE LATCH A LITTLE LONGER AFTER IT'S DONE FILLING UP.

ON TOP OF THAT, I ONLY USE RALPHS GAS STATIONS, BECAUSE RALPHS SUPERMARKETS GIVE U GAS POINTS, WHICH ACCUMULATE INTO 10 CENTS OFF ON GAS FOR EVERY 100 POINTS. U CAN ALSO GET 50 FREE POINTS ONCE EVERY 7 DAYS BY TAKING A SURVEY OFF A RALPHS RECEIPT...I FILL THEM OUT WEEKLY AND ACCUMULATE A GANG A POINTS TIL I GET 50 CENTS OFF, WHICH ADDS UP TO DAMN NEAR 10 BUX OFF WHEN FILLING A TANK.

 

[Sccit]

THE SURVEYS ON THE BACK OF BURGER KING, PANDA EXPRESS, KFC, CHURCH'S CHICKEN ETC. RECEIPTS GIVE U FREE FOOD IF U FILL THEM OUT....MOST OF THE TIME I JUST JOT DOWN A FAKE NUMBER AND COME UP ON THE FOOD WITOUT EVEN TAKING THE SURVEY.

 

[Sccit]

I TOLD YA'LL U WASN'T READY

 

[Sccit]

THIS ONES PRETTY OBVIOUS.....KEEP NAPKINS FROM FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS IN YOUR CAR SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY TISSUE. STOCK UP WHEN U CAN.

 

[Sccit]

GO TO WEED DISPENSARIES ONLY WHEN THEY HAVE DEALS (ALL THE GOOD DISPENSARIES DO THIS)..... LIKE ON MONDAYS, THEY GOT 10 DOLLARS OFF AN OUNCE, SO I WON'T GO ANY OTHER DAY WHEN IM COPPIN.

IF I NEED AN EDIBLE AND THEIR SPECIAL IS 20% OFF EDIBLES ON WEDNESDAY, I'LL WAIT TIL THAT DAY ETC.

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

Word.

 

[Koichos]

ON TOP OF THAT, I ONLY USE RALPHS GAS STATIONS, BECAUSE RALPHS SUPERMARKETS GIVE U GAS POINTS, WHICH ACCUMULATE INTO 10 CENTS OFF ON GAS FOR EVERY 100 POINTS. U CAN ALSO GET 50 FREE POINTS ONCE EVERY 7 DAYS BY TAKING A SURVEY OFF A RALPHS RECEIPT...I FILL THEM OUT WEEKLY AND ACCUMULATE A GANG A POINTS TIL I GET 50 CENTS OFF, WHICH ADDS UP TO DAMN NEAR 10 BUX OFF WHEN FILLING A TANK.

We've been doing this for a few years now. And more recently (maybe two years ago), they started a 1,000 point redeemer to save $1 per gallon. We fill up two cars and two gas cans each trip (35-gallon limit). $35 savings.

Spoiler

ah frailichen Chanikeh / chag Chanikah samei'ach!

I hope you guys are enjoying yours. I know we are.

And especially tonight, Shabbes Chanikah!

!א גוטע שבת און א פריילעכן חנוכה

 

[dtownreppin214]

@dtownreppin214 you ever do this?

In JCL I used to walk around people's tables after they finished eating looking for people who left their receipts. I'd go order the exact same thing they had on the receipt then walk out and flash it (pause) like I paid

I'd either keep old receipts or I'd flirt with the older black cashiers and they'd let me thru.

 

[3rdWorld]

Put a little water in my ketchup bottle to get more out of it

Use vinegar for better results.

 

[Yinny]

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