What "quirky" or "original" things that people do/have/say that everyone else does?

[Zapp Brannigan]

In my experience it's people that claim to be awkward or quirky that are least likely to be either. Some things I can list are:

• Clumsiness as a character flaw.
• Liking sports.
• Gaming or anything gaming related.
• Constantly loudly claiming to be a nerd.
• "HAY GUISE! I LIKE TO LAUGH!!!" - Every dating profile, ever.