I saved America
i fed babies in 3rd world countries
I assisted i tuition payments for numerous single mother college students
helped my parents start a small business
bought my mama a car
sent my parents on a cruise
got my degree
own property
my dikk is perpetually shaved, and oiled
fukk 3 1/2 Sohh posters
ate p*ssy so long i got lock jaw
got hoes to let me pee on them
reached my goal for sexual partners earlier than expected
finger popped a 2nd cousin
came up with the ideal of placing honey under my testicals during the summer which gives off an aroma that attracts women
had sex with a female Capt, CW2, SFC as an E4
Got my dikk sucked while on Tower guard in Iraq without getting caught
so much more
also let me add:
I had the vision to rub 5hr energy on the clit
i also had the noble thought to use Nyquil to circle ya girl's anus to ease her pain during anal intercourse while also getting her a tad tipsy
me i created that nikka
trademaked hoe