What are some bars in rap songs you found hilarious but weren't intended to be funny

[KBtheKey]

How many times did you cheat? A lot
How many times did you lie? A lot


First time I heard this song I was high af and I just thought to myself the audacity of this mf is bewildering lmao plus the fact he answered his own question in such a matter of fact tone

 

[Ty-Fife]

“D-Block D-Block howl like a wolf
Tell ya mom I’ll throw her child off the roof (the ROOF nikka)”



I swear SP is the king of bars like these

 

[Ty-Fife]

“Check the jacket ain’t nothing fabricated
My leather trench extravagant; a fakkit made it” - Roc Marciano

The way breh just casually says this shyt gets me everytime

 

[Reptile]

“D-Block D-Block howl like a wolf
Tell ya mom I’ll throw her child off the roof (the ROOF nikka)”



I swear SP is the king of bars like these

That beat whack as fukk

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

"Go to work like a slave on a hot day"

One of the wildest Ghost bars ever

Also one of DOOM's greatest beats ever

 

[Erratic415]

“You need to shut the fukk up cause your breath stinks
Take 50 cents and purchase a pack of peppermints”- Canibus

 

[DrexlersFade]

That beat whack as fukk

G Unit Stan talk

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

FARMERS!

WHUTTT

FARMERS!!!

I can’t imagine people outside of New York trying to make sense of this back then

If you were from Texas or GA you might have thought LL was trying to rally some dudes in overalls and pitchforks

 

[get these nets]

I can’t imagine people outside of New York trying to make sense of this back then

If you were from Texas or GA you might have thought LL was trying to rally some dudes in overalls and pitchforks

LL had shouted out Farmers Blvd on each of his previous albums, so when the Mama Said song came out, people should have got the reference.