Well The Barber Pushed My Hairline Back. :Francis:

[Unknown Poster]

Accept it and grow it out.
Then fix your hairline naturally.


Got my hairline pushed back a little once back in the day and it freaked me out because my hairline has been immaculate for ages. Especially considering i try to go to the best barbers i can find.

I would say gank some jet black marked or a styling crayon chicks use for they eyes and fix it up naturally but depends on how you can brush it forward so some baby hairs can naturally mask the sight of the marker.

 

[Giselle]

Hi my name is OnLyLnO and i got my shyt pushed back,

I knew something was wrong when this dude sprayed my hair with that smell-good for like 45 seconds.
.


Hopped out the chair, turned around, and my reflection brehs...

It hit me like a cancer diagnosis.

Swear to god, my knees got weak, vision got blurry, throat dry was dry.





I turned to the Barber like



He staring back at me like



the barber at the chair next to us looking at my tape like

We both tried to play it off, He asking me do i want the razor?

Told him nah its cool, i'm in a hurry.


but I could barely hand the dude his money.




Left the shop heated, got in the car sweating like Ben Carson around nikkas.
I told myself it ain't that bad. Maybe, I always had a big forehead



Drove home, walked into the house, Family immediately spotted me like





Went straight to the bathroom. Checking the mirror still in denial
I'm looking goofy trying to find an angle where that shyt works.
but it aint happening.
I gotta accept it.



But it's not fair brehs


I'm a good patron; I got a lil dandruff but i'm a generous tipper;

I always ask my regular barber about his personal life
He tells me that he got plans. Cutting is only his side hustle.

Dude has been working on a B.A. at the university of phoenix for like 8 years.


StilI, I always encouraged him.


I was having a great day.
I had plans for the week.



How am i going to show my face at work.
I can't rock a fitted on the Job.
I'm a charismatic dude and i'll be able to spin this.
But i know people will now judge me forehead first.


What about the women in my life?
I'm about three conversations away from getting with a girl at work.
Now that my confidence is shook, is flirting even going to work?

This barber might have pushed back my entire life.
How do i compensate?



All of this because my regular Barber was out.
Only open chair was the old Jamaican dude in the shop
I thought his age would mean greater wisdom and experience.
Dude's fingers smelled like Black and Milds



Help brehs. This is a safe place.
I need advice, counsel, moral support.
brehs who have gone through this.
How have you managed?

Put castor oil, vitamin E oil, or emu oil on it so it can grow back faster and thicker.

If your regular person isn't there next time, then just skip the hair cut.

Get haircuts in 2015 brehs

#dreadgang

I don't like males who have dreads. He should just find a better person to cut his hair.

 

[Primetime21]

I feel you breh, my barber keeps arching my fukkin eye brows. I keep telling him to chill the nikka keeps doing it. He keeps cutting my beard low, when I tell him to keep it high. nikka gave me a taper when I said gimme an even at 2.5"

Dude is just not consistent, I'm going to have to hit up youtube and just learn myself. Bad haircuts and beard trims are fukking with my emotions

I don't understand how this happens, doesn't your barber ask you when he's onto your sides how you want them done? Don't you feel him starting a taper and tell him that isn't what you wanted?

 

[Edub]

I feel you breh, my barber keeps arching my fukkin eye brows. I keep telling him to chill the nikka keeps doing it. He keeps cutting my beard low, when I tell him to keep it high. nikka gave me a taper when I said gimme an even at 2.5"

Dude is just not consistent, I'm going to have to hit up youtube and just learn myself. Bad haircuts and beard trims are fukking with my emotions

Honestly the beard shyt is what bothered me the most...I want shyt bout freeway rick ross height and this nikka wanna keep givin me the Jerome bettis fukkin handle bars..like nikkas just do what the fukk they want...I say I want my mustache to connect to my nostril slightly, he cuts it and just let's the mustache surround the top lip like I drew my beard in wit a damn crayon(I'm not fukkin jazzy phay loopin tracks for Ciara nikka)...I'm pissed so it's just fukk OUTTA HERE WIT DIS SHYT

 

[Coli Bot]

Man hairline threads always good for a laugh

 

[Coli Bot]

I go to the barbers for my fade every couple of weeks but they know by now im the dude that does not get lined up.

I been cutting my own shyt for years anyway, its just when i cant be bothered or want a more profesh looking fade that ill go to the barbers

 

[Momentum]

Make a fake doctor's note saying you gotta wear a durag to work

Durags now for sale in the coli store

 

[Kuwka_Atcha_Ratcha]

Hi my name is OnLyLnO and i got my shyt pushed back,

I knew something was wrong when this dude sprayed my hair with that smell-good for like 45 seconds.
.


Hopped out the chair, turned around, and my reflection brehs...

It hit me like a cancer diagnosis.

Swear to god, my knees got weak, vision got blurry, throat dry was dry.





I turned to the Barber like



He staring back at me like



the barber at the chair next to us looking at my tape like

We both tried to play it off, He asking me do i want the razor?

Told him nah its cool, i'm in a hurry.


but I could barely hand the dude his money.




Left the shop heated, got in the car sweating like Ben Carson around nikkas.
I told myself it ain't that bad. Maybe, I always had a big forehead



Drove home, walked into the house, Family immediately spotted me like





Went straight to the bathroom. Checking the mirror still in denial
I'm looking goofy trying to find an angle where that shyt works.
but it aint happening.
I gotta accept it.



But it's not fair brehs


I'm a good patron; I got a lil dandruff but i'm a generous tipper;

I always ask my regular barber about his personal life
He tells me that he got plans. Cutting is only his side hustle.

Dude has been working on a B.A. at the university of phoenix for like 8 years.


StilI, I always encouraged him.


I was having a great day.
I had plans for the week.



How am i going to show my face at work.
I can't rock a fitted on the Job.
I'm a charismatic dude and i'll be able to spin this.
But i know people will now judge me forehead first.


What about the women in my life?
I'm about three conversations away from getting with a girl at work.
Now that my confidence is shook, is flirting even going to work?

This barber might have pushed back my entire life.
How do i compensate?



All of this because my regular Barber was out.
Only open chair was the old Jamaican dude in the shop
I thought his age would mean greater wisdom and experience.
Dude's fingers smelled like Black and Milds



Help brehs. This is a safe place.
I need advice, counsel, moral support.
brehs who have gone through this.
How have you managed?

Bloooooooodclarttt OH MY LIFE I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN LITERALLY YEARS, FUKKIN HILLARIOUS

 

[Kuwka_Atcha_Ratcha]

happens to the best of us, I got butchered in Long Island, Hempstead by a Jamaican barber. gave me a ski slope of a hairline nearly started crying when I got home. the reality only kicks in how bad the haircut is when you get home.

 

[Jean toomer]

Hi my name is OnLyLnO and i got my shyt pushed back,

I knew something was wrong when this dude sprayed my hair with that smell-good for like 45 seconds.
.


Hopped out the chair, turned around, and my reflection brehs...

It hit me like a cancer diagnosis.

Swear to god, my knees got weak, vision got blurry, throat dry was dry.





I turned to the Barber like



He staring back at me like



the barber at the chair next to us looking at my tape like

We both tried to play it off, He asking me do i want the razor?

Told him nah its cool, i'm in a hurry.


but I could barely hand the dude his money.




Left the shop heated, got in the car sweating like Ben Carson around nikkas.
I told myself it ain't that bad. Maybe, I always had a big forehead



Drove home, walked into the house, Family immediately spotted me like





Went straight to the bathroom. Checking the mirror still in denial
I'm looking goofy trying to find an angle where that shyt works.
but it aint happening.
I gotta accept it.



But it's not fair brehs


I'm a good patron; I got a lil dandruff but i'm a generous tipper;

I always ask my regular barber about his personal life
He tells me that he got plans. Cutting is only his side hustle.

Dude has been working on a B.A. at the university of phoenix for like 8 years.


StilI, I always encouraged him.


I was having a great day.
I had plans for the week.



How am i going to show my face at work.
I can't rock a fitted on the Job.
I'm a charismatic dude and i'll be able to spin this.
But i know people will now judge me forehead first.


What about the women in my life?
I'm about three conversations away from getting with a girl at work.
Now that my confidence is shook, is flirting even going to work?

This barber might have pushed back my entire life.
How do i compensate?



All of this because my regular Barber was out.
Only open chair was the old Jamaican dude in the shop
I thought his age would mean greater wisdom and experience.
Dude's fingers smelled like Black and Milds



Help brehs. This is a safe place.
I need advice, counsel, moral support.
brehs who have gone through this.
How have you managed?

thank you breh. I haven't laughed like this in a minute.
Godspeed to you and your hairline.

 

[K.Y.R.I.E]

Just rock a baldy bro say you did it for cancer research or locks of love . no one will hate. Let it grow back and pick better barbers

I wouldn't suggest somebody lying about doing about cancer research just cause they got a bad haircut

 

[Ill-Mind]

I feel you breh, my barber keeps arching my fukkin eye brows. I keep telling him to chill the nikka keeps doing it. He keeps cutting my beard low, when I tell him to keep it high. nikka gave me a taper when I said gimme an even at 2.5"

Dude is just not consistent, I'm going to have to hit up youtube and just learn myself. Bad haircuts and beard trims are fukking with my emotions

 

[KOohbt]

DREAD GANG TAKING NO L'S

 

[Sauce Dab]

Small forehead gang

Paul George?

 

[Yaboysix]

Lmao!!!! Always in for hairline fukkery! !!! I love it!

One wrong "zzznnnt!",could Change ya life like the butterfly effect !