Well The Barber Pushed My Hairline Back. :Francis:

[Wiles]

where the pic at tho?

 

[Dushane Hill]

I went to the barbers last Sat. I phoned in to book with my normal guy but they said he was away so someone else will cut me.

But I was cool with it because all the barbers in there are dope af anyway.

So when I walk in, there was a female (no pics, around a 6/10) who I'd never seen before cutting another dudes hair. I kinda assumed she'd be cutting me but again I was cool with it as the previous nikka who she was cutting left with a 5 star cut.

So I sit down and she asks me what I wanted, I said a level 1 all over but keep the beard.

She spins my chair around so i can't see in the mirror and goes to work. After about 20 minutes she spins me around and I was damn near bold

At first I wanted to start throwing hands.....but then looked at how she'd shaped my beard and realised I was looking like a young, slimmer version of Suge Knight

I didn't get what I wanted, but still left satisfied.

 

[Darealtwo1]

Get haircuts in 2015 brehs

#dreadgang

but y'all nikkas be getting line ups tho this story bout the line up

 

[Spatial Paradox]

Nothing ruins my week like a shytty line up does

You expect to come swaggering out the shop like

And instead by the time you're out the door, you've already decided you're going to be rocking that Ne-yo look for the next two weeks

 

[Big Daddy]

but y'all nikkas be getting line ups tho this story bout the line up

Not us hairy ass n!ggas. I never get a "line up". Our hairlines just be natural
I got them thick edges/corners too bo, no lineup necessary.
Only thing that gets lined up is the beard

 

[Arithmetic]

damn homie

 

[CoochieMane]

 

[BocaRear]

I know that feel breh, Not much you can do but embrace it:FLABANDBLESS:

 

[nalej]

The few times I got my shyt jacked by new barbers I went home and shaved it all off. Don't know how good you look bald headed breh but I would go that route.

 

[Flawdaboi]

I've learn this lesson the hard way. One time when my regular barber couldnt make it in, I just went with a dude I thought could cut,....BIG MISTAKE! My shyt was pushed back and crooked

I knew something was wrong bc dude was taking way too long to finish, I saw the reactions of other people while he was cutting and he would do these long sighs throughout.


To prevent this from happening again have other barbers on standby. Networking with other people (who have nice cuts) and find out about their barbers.

Or like others have said....learn to cut your own hair.

 

[Troublesome]

 

[Humble (Not) Mike Tyson]

All of this because my regular Barber was out.

 

[CoochieMane]

I knew something was wrong bc dude was taking way too long to finish, I saw the reactions of other people while he was cutting and he would do these long sighs throughout.

 

[General Mills]

I would suggest getting a wig or that Boozer spray but you're gonna spend all your time worried about being caught as a fraud, not worth it. Just gotta accept it.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

wtf would u not wait for your og barber?