Well, Brehs, I Cracked on Being a Virgin, and Got Finessed by an Escort Today.

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That shyt is mad common, fam.
No disrespect but I'm sure 75% of dudes lose it by then. I remember a few cats who were virgins my freshman year of college but eventually nikkas lost it unless they were on that wait til marriage religion vibe.

You're definitely on the late side. And you obviously want to fukk since you sent a hooker $175 for it. I think you should let the coli go for a min while you socialize with folks offline. You'll eventually fall into some p*ssy if you hang out with chicks at bars, drinking and kicking the shyt. I'm surprised none of ya homies ain't hook you up with a chick down to take your V card.
 

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No disrespect but I'm sure 75% of dudes lose it by then. I remember a few cats who were virgins my freshman year of college but eventually nikkas lost it unless they were on that wait til marriage religion vibe.

You're definitely on the late side. And you obviously want to fukk since you sent a hooker $175 for it. I think you should let the coli go for a min while you socialize with folks offline. You'll eventually fall into some p*ssy if you hang out with chicks at bars, drinking and kicking the shyt. I'm surprised none of ya homies ain't hook you up with a chick down to take your V card.
I'm trying, breh. shyt is a whole struggle:mjcry:
 
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I never took a L this bad in my Backpage days :picard:


But I guess I understand if you're a virgin. You don't have enough experience with women sexually. This was a good learning lesson for you. Forgot what it feels like to have p*ssy being the number one and most important thing in our minds when we were younger.
 

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OP knows about the big ass whore thread in JBO but instead of asking experienced tricks, he went out like bish and got finessed;
rookie mistake fam
never ever pay up front
Talk to a bytch for a week, go on a date

:mjlol:

prostitution is illegal, that brings all the scammers in
leave this tricking shyt alone @Dray5K

start a porn site
it's legal and you're the boss
the girl must show 2 ID and get paid AFTER the complete shoot

hookers don't wanna do porn because they can't finesse you if you follow proper protocol


also, go get your money back, file a chargeback
file as "goods not received"
 

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OP knows about the big ass whore thread in JBO but instead of asking experienced tricks, he went out like bish and got finessed;
rookie mistake fam
never ever pay up front


:mjlol:

prostitution is illegal, that brings all the scammers in
leave this tricking shyt alone @Dray5K

start a porn site
it's legal and you're the boss
the girl must show 2 ID and get paid AFTER the complete shoot

hookers don't wanna do porn because they can't finesse you if you follow proper protocol


also, go get your money back, file a chargeback
file as "goods not received"
Thanks for the advice. I just hit up my bank to dispute the charge:wow:.
 
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