Well, Brehs, I Cracked on Being a Virgin, and Got Finessed by an Escort Today.

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Yeah if you're paying heauxs, never give up any dough until you're in the same room.

On top of that, broad said $175 to "meet up." That could be on some Las Vegas shyt where 175 is just to get in the same room with her (if she was legit). Broad could have turned around and line-itemed charged you for every thing you want to do. Might have walked out spending 5-bills or some shyt.

Breh, just find a girl....any girl through online dating or spit game. Don't aim for the finest at first. Just get a couple of easy ones. Maybe find one that you can fukk on the regular to get that abundance mentality.

 

[Barnett114]

 

[SAINT]

Someone's horny.

I thought I was the only one who noticed

 

[paperbag]

why can't you get a gf bruh?

That should make you even more motivated to get a gf, just so you can feel p*ssy. Your definitely missing out, we feel really good ya know.

He's not actually into females.

Dray aren't you stationed in san Diego? I think you can find a nice feminine Latina or philipino tgirl pretty easily.

 

[CarmelBarbie]

He's not actually into females.

Dray aren't you stationed in san Diego? I think you can find a nice feminine Latina or philipino tgirl pretty easily.

Oh shyt. Threads about to take a turn.

 

[Solo ✧✦✧]

This is life way of telling you that you're above losing your virginity by paying for it like a man with no options.

Take this as a lesson learned instead of an L.

 

[CarmelBarbie]

I thought I was the only one who noticed

Y’all just now noticed? Horny girl attention whore has been my coli troll persona for a min now. Catch up.

 

[HabitualChiller]

If this is a real story then

It is. I wouldn't have typed that fukking much if it wasn't.

u submit payment before u seen her car outside

Yeah, I'm high-key retarded for doing that.

 

[HabitualChiller]

This is life way of telling you that you're above losing your virginity by paying for it like a man with no options.

Take this as a lesson learned instead of an L.

Thanks, breh. I'm actually doing pretty well on dating apps sans meeting up. I'm getting matches, chatting for extended periods of time, and getting their actual phone numbers. Even my work life is going well; all of my co-workers like me.

But I just don't go out after work. I've turned into a recluse for some reason. I can have a blast just by being alone. Could it be depression?

But I digress. Even when I was outside waiting, I think my gut feeling was off. I felt just....nothing. Usually, I'd be hard as a rock at the possibility of sex, but I was straight flaccid. The whole thing felt weird, like, "why the fukk am I doing this" weird.

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

Breh how you early 20s and never had sex.

 

[Lootha VanDraws]

incel hell

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

Y’all just now noticed? Horny girl attention whore has been my coli troll persona for a min now. Catch up.

Oh so you on here trolling now but got @ me for doing the same thing I see

 

[CarmelBarbie]

Oh so you on here trolling now but got @ me for doing the same thing I see

I guess that’s why I called you out. I recognized your game bruh. We’re one in the same.

 

[HabitualChiller]

Breh how you early 20s and never had sex.

That shyt is mad common, fam.

 

[Frotep]

Mind you that I've seen her without make-up, and she's ugly as fukk, but not thaaaattt bad. The avi on snap looks like a sneaky, fat bytch that swiped the last pack of hot chocolate on Christmas Eve.