Wear A Wedding Band & Watch The Results (Life Hack)

[Clayton Endicott]

So it's about quantity over quality? What kind of decent woman goes after a married man? These are the women with multile kids out of wedlock, or dating the losers, then complain about "aint shyt" men when they're 35 and single.

Eta: these are also the kind of women who show up at ypur house unannounced, or key your car when you break it off.

It's actually quite the opposite with me. I get hit on and propositioned by more married women. I guess a lot of them find it easier to mess around with married men cuz they just want some extra dangalang with no strings. I ain't trying to find out though. I ain't about that life

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Im dead serious. Cop a cheap wedding band off Amazon and try it for urself.

If u come up w an elaborate story, and even better have pics of said “wife” (especially if shes a dime), shyt works. Its almost kinda creepy how much it works


Put the “wife” on ur phone lock screen & let the bird see it periodically.



i wouldnt know


This one for my brehs

Awwwwwwww hell yeah I'm all in!!



Insert Lil boosie fist pump gif HERE

 

[mortuus est]

@StarGirl men treat good looking fat chicks wayyy different compaed to bust down fat chicks

check bree candeece/bree westbrook

thats the kind fat woman men hold high like a trophy

ugly fat women get no love, yeah she can get fuked but thats about it, most guys keep that on the low but a pretty fat girl??

 

[SupremexKing]

I have seen it happen. Doesnt mean it's a normal occurrence. Trust me, men don't look at women in relationships and wonder why a nikka cuffed her. We're pretty simple creatures. " her ass is fat as shyt and she's bad" that's usually all there is to it. We don't sit back and wonder maybe she calls him handsome x30 a day and buys him a new pack of boxer briefs or goofy shyt like that.

thats the problem.

bytches fail to realize we aint them and they aint us and the thought processes are nothing alike.

always tryna compare what the fukk men are doing to what theyre doin. smh

 

[SupremexKing]

Facts. I got it thrown at me all the time as soon as I put on that ring. I was like where were yall at when I was single?

"where yo ass was at"

 

[ben anderson]

thats the problem.

bytches fail to realize we aint them and they aint us and the thought processes are nothing alike.

always tryna compare what the fukk men are doing to what theyre doin. smh

Facts. I just got back from dinner with my girl and her single, friends. I think my girl does this to low key show off there were supposed to be other dudes there, anyways. And had to put one of those women in check. I said "men and women are "equal" and I use that word loosely, but we aren't identical" this woman is a dental hygienist making dam near 40$ an hour btw and she hit me with the" that makes no sense, you sound dumb". I told her 4+4=8 correct? She goes" duh I took xyz math course in college blabla" then I said 12-4=8 yes? She agreed. I said well they're 2 different equations, but they're equal to each other. Blew her dam mind right there. I told them stop comparing what men do to what you women do.

 

[SupremexKing]

You had me up until you got here. They are an example but guys love fat women. Listen to me. You guys looooooove fat women. But society tells you they are less than. I would even say a majority of ethnic guys prefer fat women. So in front of your friends you say “nah man”. But you guys stay texting heart emojis at big fines. Just admit you guys also fall prey to social conditioning.

I can concede women do it more, but you’re not going to win this one.

how are collectivley deciding what all men want/like?

and why are you turning a civil converstation into a debate/argument?

you're not a man, so how do you think you know so much about a mans thought process or what a man wants?

you coming off real foolish

 

[SupremexKing]

Facts. I just got back from dinner with my girl and her single, friends. I think my girl does this to low key show off there were supposed to be other dudes there, anyways. And had to put one of those women in check. I said "men and women are "equal" and I use that word loosely, but we aren't identical" this woman is a dental hygienist making dam near 40$ an hour btw and she hit me with the" that makes no sense, you sound dumb". I told her 4+4=8 correct? She goes" duh I took xyz math course in college blabla" then I said 12-4=8 yes? She agreed. I said well they're 2 different equations, but they're equal to each other. Blew her dam mind right there. I told them stop comparing what men do to what you women do.

the ultimate irony is that women are recently socialized with this feminist men and women are equal in every way low level nonsense, until it no longer benefits them. all apart of the agenda.

bytches need to stop with that college shyt. you got all these credentials but you still single. too busy trying to be men and compete with fukking men.

i dont even entertain these kinds of interactions with broads.

 

[Rigamortus]

Have done this in the past. Guaranteed to work. Other things that work as well are puppies and babies. Was stuck babysitting my niece and went to the mall to buy some shoes and bytches love babies.

 

[010101]

sure*

 

[Eternally Jaded]

Yeah but u gotta be decent looking already.

If u good looking but single, women can't understand why that is, so they assume somethings off about u.

If u good looking but married, women can fill in the gaps of who they wish u to be, via the implied paid currency of the wife's commitment of marriage........even if that wife doesn't really exist.

As with so many things, being attractive is part of the process.

 

[7evens]

So what do you do when the chick realizes that you just a weird nikka pretending to be married???

 

[b_b]

It's true and it pisses me off. Where was these sorry ass hoes hiding when I wasn't locked down 

Got the nerve to wait in the bushes until a nikka gets married. Women thrive off being obtuse as fukk lmao

 

[b_b]

So what do you do when the chick realizes that you just a weird nikka pretending to be married???

Hahahahahha

OP what's that action plan post smash

 

[l3lackstarr]

This can be done also with a female friend. Depending on where you go, chill for a bit and have her leave..and watch you get a couple of em on you. A homie did it.. then I tried it. The shyt blows my damn mind thinking about it.

That tactic is cheap af tho..and it attracts the aint shyts