Wayans Bros Appreciation Thread

[cartierhoe]

Shawn was on some other shyt in that episode.

• Put Marlon out of his bed so Terrell could sleep there (leaving Marlon to sleep on the floor)
• Loaning Terrell all of that money (despite Terrell frontin like his pockets were right from playing overseas)
• Giving Terrell Marlon's ticket to the Knicks game
• Telling Marlon he's free to leave if he has a problem with Terrell staying there

Marlon shoulda thrown hands with BOTH of em (although he woulda end up catching two Ls. )

“Helloooo Mcfly, you’re not getting into the NBA. The NBA only accepts real men….and Rodman “

 

[b. woods]

“Helloooo Mcfly, you’re not getting into the NBA. The NBA only accepts real men….and Rodman “

When Terrell tried to stop Marlon from using redial after he claimed to call up his agent and demand his money and Marlon did a Box Out

 

[cartierhoe]

When Terrell tried to stop Marlon from using redial after he claimed to call up his agent and demand his money and Marlon did a Box Out

I’m gonna have to run this episode back again

So many funny ass moments

“What is that fragrance, Obsession?”

“No, Popeyes chicken”

 

[Mike the Executioner]

“Helloooo Mcfly, you’re not getting into the NBA. The NBA only accepts real men….and Rodman “

That episode had one of the funniest moments in the whole series. I don't know why this shyt is so funny, but it is.

They're all talking about old times and Marlon's like, "Remember when you guys told me to get grape soda, and I came back with orange soda, then you drank it and you were like...........'This ain't grape.'"

The way Marlon said it like it was some crazy story and Shawn and Terrell just look at him like he's on something.

 

[morris]

RIP Pops
RIP White Mike

one of the GOAT shows of my youth

 

[cartierhoe]

That episode had one of the funniest moments in the whole series. I don't know why this shyt is so funny, but it is.

They're all talking about old times and Marlon's like, "Remember when you guys told me to get grape soda, and I came back with orange soda, then you drank it and you were like...........'This ain't grape.'"

The way Marlon said it like it was some crazy story and Shawn and Terrell just look at him like he's on something.

Terrell: "Ay Shawn remember when we snuck into the Sheila E concert and seen her undress"

Shawn: "Nah bruh, that was Prince"

Marlon: "Ya'll seen the artist formerly known ASS"

 

[Silkk]

RIP Pops
RIP White Mike

one of the GOAT shows of my youth

I be forgetting dude died.


Been meaning to rewatch this classic for like 10 years now

 

[morris]

I be forgetting dude died.


Been meaning to rewatch this classic for like 10 years now

that was a classic. Can't find it but the scene where he's a kid and the girl calls him a faggit was hilarious

 

[Silkk]

that was a classic. Can't find it but the scene where he's a kid and the girl calls him a faggit was hilarious

Clifton Powell done been in so much shyt and is a black all star.....But aside from Pinky I'll always remember him for this

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

that was a classic. Can't find it but the scene where he's a kid and the girl calls him a faggit was hilarious

“My name is….why you wearing a dress you little fakkit?”

“It is a kilt.”

“Looks like a dress to me….fakkit. I’ll let you kiss me for a dollar

“Noooo “

“I KNEW YOU WERE A LITTLE fakkit”

 

[drederick tatum]

This shyt being on (HBO) Max is amazing. In school, the whole damn team would come over to my room after practice to watch. I laugh just as hard watching it today as I did then. RIP Pops

 

[b. woods]

Later on when Marlon holds the lady hostage with ketchup and asks for demands.


Marlon: "You tell Chris Rock stop making that damn Pootie Tang...it ain't funny"

"I wanna know what's 12 x 6"

Marlon: I want them to stop bombing the mexicans in Iraq!

I want a case of hot sauce, the Louisiana kind.

Don't you give me that Tabasco stuff!

And I want Master P. to stop making all of them damn movies.

You hear me?!

You tell him I said, "UHHHHHHHH!" "UH-UH!"

 

[b. woods]

That whole scene with Marlon showing his range of emotions

Shawn: Marlon, come here!

Marlon: (runs over) Hey, what's up?

Shawn: I got bad news, kid.

Marlon: What happened?!

Shawn: Pops has been in a horrible accident.

Marlon: (distraught) OH NO!!!!!

(voice breaks and clutches heart) OH NOOO!!!!! MY FATHER!!!!! (whiny, distraught gibberish and grabs onto Shawn)

(picks up a small black object from the counter and holds it in the palm of his left hand) THAT LITTLE BLACK MAN!!!!!

(picks up two small white objects from the same counter and holds one in the palm of each of his hands) WITH THE WHITE SHOES!!!!!

(holds the objects up and crushes them in his hands) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!?!

Shawn: It's OK, he lived.

Marlon: He did?!!?!

He lived?!!?!

(falls to his knees and raises his hands) OH, THANK GOD!!!!!

HALLELUJAH!!!!!

Shawn: But he was wearing your brand-new leather jacket.

Marlon: (furious) WHAT?!!?!

I'LL KILL HIM!!!!! (grabs weapons from the counter) WHERE IS HE?!!?!

Shawn: No, no, no, no, no, no. no. no! The cleaners fixed it; and they found a $100 dollar bill in the pocket.

Marlon: (puts the weapons back on the counter) A WHAT?!!?!

$100?!!?!

WHOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!

(starts singing and dancing)

I GOT A HUNNID DOLLAS

GONNA GET A HUNNID DOLLAS

I GOTS TO HAVE A HUNNID DOLLAS

I'M GONNA FEEL A HUNNID DOLLAS

I'M GONNA BE A HUNNID DOLLAS

YOU GOTS TO FIND A HUNNID DOLLAS

AND IT'S NEW A HUNNID DOLLAS

IT'S NOT THE OLD A HUNNID DOLLAS

Shawn: But it's Monopoly money.

Marlon: (disappointed) Damn, man!

 

[DAT NICCA KELSO]

Shawn: Dupree suck in your gut.
Dupree: *sucks in stomach*
Shawn: Now suck in the other one

 

[dagodmcizme]

Shawn: Dupree suck in your gut.
Dupree: *sucks in stomach*
Shawn: Now suck in the other one

That whole escort episode is hilarious