Wayans Bros Appreciation Thread

b. woods

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A sexual harrasment citation for grabbing his behind :bryan:

“He aint even got no behind to grab” :bryan:

:russ: And immediately before that, Shawn also got a citation from him, due to the newsstand's construction being a fire hazard and the upfront display of "certain magazines" :shaq: :steviej: :mjlit:, and he was about get a foot in his ass as a result :ufdup: until Marlon stopped Shawn :mjlol:

Marlon: HEY, HEY, HEY, COME ON! COME ON, MAN! :whoa:

HE'S JUST JOSHIN, HE'S JUST JOSHIN! :mjpls:

Marlon is fukking retarded. :laff:

EDIT: :mjlol: :laff: 7:33-8:00
 

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(right after Shawn and Pops convinced Marlon to :camby: IDing that bank robber)

Female detective: Well, that's too bad. :ehh:

I guess you're gonna miss out on that $5,000 reward. :sas1:

Marlon, Shawn, and Pops: "$5,000"?!!?! :ooh: :gladbron: :krs:

Pops: I saw him, too! :yes:

He was 5'5, 155 lbs., and had a gold tooth. :steviej:

Shawn: Pops, that sound like T.C.! :mjtf:

Pops: Shhhh! :whoa:

He'll get 3 square meals a day. :obama:

Shawn: Yeah, and that ain't the only thing he'll get 3 times a day. :dame:

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NICCA FLIPPED OUT ON JERRY FOR LOOKING AT HIS GIRL :laff: :laff: :laff:




@b. woods Im gonna have to do a full rewatch on HBO Max from start to finish :laff:
 

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I was watching the episode when Shawn and Marlon got little brothers the other day:laff:

When Shawn goes to the jail because his little brother Jimmy got blamed for stealing the money

The guard waving the wand at Shawn to let him come in: :dame:

Shawn: That's all me bruh:youngsabo:

Guard lets him go

Shawn: Thanks Sam Jackson

Shawn: I just came to drop off this cake from Pops *cake sounds like a brick*

Jimmy: You came to sneak in a nail filer?:what:

Shawn: Nah Pops cakes always sound like this

:russ: Later in that scene, Shawn gave Jimmy a pen and a piece of paper so he could write his confession to stealing money from the newsstand on it (while Shawn turns his back as he does it :pachaha:) and not look like a snitch in front of the other dudes incarcerated there:

Shawn: (turns around and reads the "confession") "Do you think I'm cute: Yes or No?" :dahell:

Jimmy: :stopitslime: (points to cac sitting at a nearby table)

Shawn: (looks at cac) :mjtf:

Cac: :shaq: (winks and blows a kiss at Shawn :dame:)

Shawn: :huhldup: (to Jimmy) Yo, man, let's go sit somewhere else! :damn:

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