Wayans Bros Appreciation Thread

[Silkk]

Remember when Shawn was dating Elise Neal and her rich father threw a party and wanted to meet his family? Shawn was worried that the fukkery of Pops and Marlon would embarrass him, so Dee tried to teach them proper etiquette, and they managed to screw that up and make Dee walk out on them.

Pops: (yelling) DEE, GET YO ASS BACK HERE!!!

Dee: Is that any way to speak to a lady?

Pops: (calmly) Dee, please get yo ass back here.

Thats the episode Marlon was PAWGing

 

[b. woods]

Thats the episode Marlon was PAWGing

Mackin' Hoes With Hypnosis

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

Dawn: I’m gonna show you a few ink blots and your gonna tell me what you see ok?.

Marlon: I see me and you making love.

Dawn: wait until i show you one Marlon.

Marlon: I see me and you making at Jiffy Lube.

Dawn: Marlon can you try to think of something else besides you and me making love?.

Marlon: I see you and Halle Berry making love, at Jiffy Lube, and that’s me over there in the corner taping it with a camcorder.

Marlon: you just don’t know doctor. It’s not my fault.

Dawn: well who’s fault is it?.

Marlon: I don’t know doctor it just sometime i feel like two different people.

Dawn: Marlon have you ever heard of a condition where people have two different personalities?.

Marlon: what do you mean?

Dawn: let me put it this way have you ever felt like you’ve had someone else inside you?.

Marlon: why what have you heard?? Cedric and them is lying yo we was play fighting it was all in fun yo.

Shawn: STOP IT!

Dawn: is there a problem between you two?.

Shawn: nah aint no problems we cool.

Dawn: it seems like you have some issues do you wanna talk about it?.

Shawn: I said we cool iight we aint got no problems me and my brother tight.

Shawn: *crying* and then there was the time that little league baseball team was coming after me and my little brother and we were running away and he fell down i kept running like a punk. And then all i could hear was the pounding of baseball bats hitting his flesh.

Dawn: oh Shawn it’s only natural to want to protect yourself especially when your just a child.

Shawn: yeah but it just happened last week!

Shawn: *wipes nose* you probably don’t wanna see me anymore because i sat here crying like a lil biatch

 

[QU Hectic]

 

[Silkk]

Watching the Pam Grier episode where she was dating everybody


Swear thats how it be talking to bytches now a days

 

[Morose Polymath]

G.O.A.T. sitcom....my personal fave of all time

One of my favorite aspects of this show was how Pops used to incorporate 90s hip-hop slang into his vernacular. Talking about Foxy Brown's "Ill na na" or Meth's "Ticaaaaaaal"

I also love the episode where Shawn was broke and Pops and Marlon thought he was selling weight.

 

[Silkk]

Shawn yelling at Marlon puts tears in my eyes

 

[b. woods]

Pops describing his younger playing days before Shawn and Marlon faced the Jones Brothers in their annual basketball game:

"Two-fisted windmill slam? BANG!!!!! "

"30-foot jumpshot? SWISH!!! "

"Reverse left-handed layup? YI-TI-DEE!!! "

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

Watching the Pam Grier episode where she was dating everybody


Swear thats how it be talking to bytches now a days

And he bagged Shari Headly in another episode not too many actors can say they did that

 

[patscorpio]

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

Secretary: Can i help you

Shawn: Want to buy building in midtown!

Secretary: Dad there’s a, uh, gentleman out here who would like to buy...

Shawn: BUY BUILDING IN MIDTOWN!!, MIDTOWN!! MIDTOWN!!

Mr Ennis: Mr Ennis and you are?

Shawn: Hai! Ben Wah, want to buy building midtown!

Mr Ennis: Have you seen the building?

Shawn: Muah! Beautiful building for brand new business. Got a lot of Benjamin's, denero, Like Robert De Nero, you talkin to me?, you talkin to me?, you talkin to me?. Mula like Cuba Gooding say, SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!!

Mr Ennis: Yes, Yes, uh huh

Shawn: But one thing i want to buy building with no tenant inside! Tenant is tooooo many problems, they cause too many problems. Especially brothas, black guy, lazy, brotha no pay me!. Like to stay home all day, drink Kool-Aid, red kind, and watch Jerry Springer.

Mr. Ennis: Just out of curiosity what do you plan to do with the building?

Shawn: ahhh want to buy big, big, shopping complex, bigger than Godzilla!

Mr. Ennis: Well uh there will be no problem at all I’m going to buy the tenants out of their leases. Now how much money Benjamin's are we talking?

Shawn: Ohh lots of benjamins baby, whatcha gon do? Be balla?, shot calla?, haha, dippin in the Benz spoila?!

 

[King Poetic]

when ever POPS walk in " who set trippin up in here "

 

[Azul]

My favorite sitcom. Period. My sister and I love this show so much y'all just don't know.

And its NEW HUNNID DALLAAAS
Not the OLD A HUNNID DALLAAAS
It's the NEW A HUNNID DALLAAAS



(3:42)

 

[FS4LFE]

to this thread. My all time favorite show.

I hate the last four seasons never made it to DVD so I gotta watch them from the internet or whenever I can catch them on TV.

Favorite episodes are Fire, Pops Secret, Return of the Temptones, Black Widower and Unusual Suspects.

 

[Azul]

"He looks like the guy he killed Nino Brown in New Jack City"
"You look like the Black in the Hat"
"Why would you give her a job? She looks like the lady who killed Selena"
"You look like a box of McDonald's French Fries"
"You look like the old edition of New Edition"