Wayans Bros Appreciation Thread

[Manuel Hot Pepper Lopez]

The episode Marlon loses money for Pops birthday gift in a dice game, and Dupree ate the birthday cake
Marlon: *opens an empty box* "Negro, you ate the CANDLES!"



The episode they got lost in the woods

TC: "The girls are waiting at the cabin, and they're roasting marshmallows.....naked"

Dupree: "UM UMM.....MARSHMALLOWS! We got to go!"


Marlon: "We're gonna stay here and roast marshmallows with our father....NAKED!"

Shawn:

 

[dagodmcizme]

now thats not in the script

Shawn called dude Malik Yoba

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

that dress was fitting right on her

 

[Bob Loblaw]

that dress was fitting right on her

Nurse Gotabody from Martin and former In Living Color Fly girl Josie Thacker

 

[letti cook]

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

now thats not in the script

Marlon passing through the crowd slick grinding on those females

“Excuse me “

 

[Mike the Executioner]

I just came in to say fukk the weed episode. That was an embarrassment.

 

[dagodmcizme]

One of my favorite episodes is where Shawn got hired by that fake Donald Trump and they were gonna get rid of the diner.


Guy asks maid: "You want a new job"

Shawn: "Why you wanna hire her? She look the lady that killed Selena"

Later on when Marlon holds the lady hostage with ketchup and asks for demands.


Marlon: "You tell Chris Rock stop making that damn Pootie Tang...it ain't funny"

"I wanna know what's 12 x 6"

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

One of my favorite episodes is where Shawn got hired by that fake Donald Trump and they were gonna get rid of the diner.


Guy asks maid: "You want a new job"

Shawn: "Why you wanna hire her? She look the lady that killed Selena"

Later on when Marlon holds the lady hostage with ketchup and asks for demands.


Marlon: "You tell Chris Rock stop making that damn Pootie Tang...it ain't funny"

"I wanna know what's 12 x 6"

Marlon: I want them to stop bombing the mexicans in Iraq!

 

[Niqqa You Gay]

Shawn to Marlon at his fashion modeling show: "You look like a gay Aladdin"

Shawn to Marlon when he took a job as a pirate clown for kids: "Marlon you look like a gay Captain Crunch"

 

[Silkk]

I forgot the Bernie Mac episode

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

Pops: Hey, ain't that Webster?

Shawn: No, Pop. That's Gary Coleman, and watch what you say to him. You might get punched in your eye.

Pops: Punch me in my eye? I'll put him over my knee and give HIM a "different stroke".


Shawn: I was reading in the trades the other day and they're looking for a young, hip, energetic black guy on 'Beverly Hills 90210'.


Marlon: A burglar?

Shawn: Yeah.


Marlon: Shemales... Can't live with them, can't live without them.


Shawn: Hey if i was you, and i know they want me back, i would sweeten my deal with some perks. Like a dressing room. http://www.great-quotes.com/quote/2113562

Marlon: And what’s wrong with my dressing room?

Shawn: it’s the men’s room

Marlon: it wasn’t that bad

Shawn: the dressing room ain’t for you, it’s for your ego

Marlon: Shawn where am i gonna get a bird? especially an ego.

Marlon: you’re stupid, Don’t you know their distinct, You should watch some discovery channel brotha

 

[Dat916nigga]

One of my favorite episodes is where Shawn got hired by that fake Donald Trump and they were gonna get rid of the diner.


Guy asks maid: "You want a new job"

Shawn: "Why you wanna hire her? She look the lady that killed Selena"

Later on when Marlon holds the lady hostage with ketchup and asks for demands.


Marlon: "You tell Chris Rock stop making that damn Pootie Tang...it ain't funny"

"I wanna know what's 12 x 6"

When that fat construction worker was about to destroy the diner.

Shawn: “STOP!!! Stop right there, John Goodman”

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Dee setting up the card game

She went from to in seconds

 

[b. woods]

POP, POP, POP, POP
SUGAR POP
SUGAR POP
SUGAR POP

POP, POP, POP, POP
SUGAR POP
DO THE SHUFFLE BUMP
DO THE SHUFFLE BUMP

NOW, SLIDE
SLIDE
SLIDE
AND SLIDE

SLIDE
SLIDE
SLIDE
AND SLIDE

NOW, GRIND, POP, GRIND
GRIND
GRIND

GRIND, POP, GRIND
COME UP
COME UP
COME UP
COME UP

NOW, CRACK YOUR BACK
CRACK YOUR BACK
CRACK YOUR BACK
CRACK YOUR BACK
AND CRACK YOUR BACK

CHASE THE RAT
CHASE THE RAT
CHASE THE RAT
CHASE THE RAT

KILL THE ROACH
KILL THE ROACH
KILL THE ROACH
KILL THE ROACH

NOW, CHASE THE RAT, WHILE YOU KILL THE ROACH