Wayans Bros Appreciation Thread

[b. woods]

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[Cool Dr. Money]

Pops: I don’t believe this all my customers went to Rick’s Cajun Kitchen!

Marlon: BOTH OF THEM?!?!?!?

Shawn: Ayo Pop you and Rick need to leave eachother alone and end this fued

Pops: What!, end the fued never!

Shawn: C’mon Pop man it’s time to for forgive and forget. Even the east Germans knocked down the wall.

Marlon: What! They knocked down the great wall of china? Man the japanese gonna be mad, now where they gonna write their graffiti.

Shawn: You know what i bet you this whole thing started over something real stupid

Pops: Oh no Shawn no, Rick and i started our business at the same time i wanted to call my restaurant Rick’s Cajun Kitchen. When i went down to register that back stabbing Rick beat me to it.

Marlon: Negro yo name aint Rick.

Pops: Who’s side are you on?.

Shawn: All I’m saying is it’s dinner time and this place is emptier than a somolian grocery store.

 

[Urethra Franklin]

Shawn's one-liners we're gold

"I bet his house smells worse than a zookeeper's hands"

''We saw you getting down with Babyface's little brother, Fetusface"

"He would rather be Nell Carter's bicycle seat on a hot day"

 

[CapitalOne]

 

[YakSpiller]

Got every episode on my HD...one of my favorite shows of all time.

 

[dagodmcizme]

Shawn's one-liners we're gold

"I bet his house smells worse than a zookeeper's hands"

''We saw you getting down with Babyface's little brother, Fetusface"

"He would rather be Nell Carter's bicycle seat on a hot day"

"Smell like the seat on Big Pun's tour bus"

"Smell like a WNBA locker room"

 

[Silkk]

Shawn's one-liners we're gold

"I bet his house smells worse than a zookeeper's hands"

''We saw you getting down with Babyface's little brother, Fetusface"

"He would rather be Nell Carter's bicycle seat on a hot day"

"Smell like the seat on Big Pun's tour bus"

"Smell like a WNBA locker room"

Maaaaaaaaaaaan

3:09

 

[Dat916nigga]

Maaaaaaaaaaaan

3:09

So many quotables in this episode

Marlon: “Her past is her past and I don’t care. You don’t throw away a Rolls Royce ‘cause it got a dent in it.”

Shawn: “You do if it’s been rear ended 2,000 times.”

 

[Silkk]

So many quotables in this episode

Marlon: “Her past is her past and I don’t care. You don’t throw away a Rolls Royce ‘cause it got a dent in it.”

Shawn: “You do if it’s been rear ended 2,000 times.”

"Wonder what kind of bread she's using, regular or Ho wheat"

"Ho wheat, of course"

 

[YakSpiller]

"Thats Marlons dream!"

"No...Marlons dream is to be Janet Jacksons wash-cloth"

 

[deimoz]

That show wuz comedic genious ... Way ahead of itz time ...

There will NEVER be a show like that ever again ! Not even "marlon" can fukk with it!

 

[dagodmcizme]

Maaaaaaaaaaaan

3:09

TC: "Hey lets sneak in here"

Shawn "Negro how you gonna sneak in here with that bright ass suit on? Turn it down you giving me pink-eye"

 

[DAT NICCA KELSO]

I love it whenever Pops is mad at Shawn he makes Marlon his favorite son. And Marlon gets mad happy.

Marlon: But Pops you said I was your favorite.
Pops: Marlon Marlon Marlon. I never liked you more than Shawn. I was playing.
Marlon: Yea yea yea I knew that. I was playing too

 

[b. woods]

now thats not in the script

Dave looks like Beanie Sigel.

My favorite show
Have all episodes recorded on my DVR. They need to release this on Blu-ray.

9:55


Even the beginning when Shawn was like "You think you buff cuz you got a lot of jackets on?"

Ol brolic egghead ass dude sonned all tree of em.

"Sorry ain't good enough, PUNK!!! I should put my FOOT in yo behind!!! "

"You just a lil BIATCH!!!!! "

 

[b. woods]

Remember when Shawn was dating Elise Neal and her rich father threw a party and wanted to meet his family? Shawn was worried that the fukkery of Pops and Marlon would embarrass him, so Dee tried to teach them proper etiquette, and they managed to screw that up and make Dee walk out on them.

Pops: (yelling) DEE, GET YO ASS BACK IN HERE!!!

Dee: Is that how you talk to a lady?

Pops: (calmly) Dee, PLEASE get yo ass back in here.