Warren Sapp Picking Up Hookers At 7AM (Update: His Fat Ass Got Fired)

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I got a homie who ordered an escort only one time. He called her to his hotel for an hour and all he did was give her a foot & back massage. Tears rolled down her face as she asked "why are you only doing this?!":to: and the nikka replied "Because I want you to know you're special"

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Breh, I told you this story in confidence :snoop:
 

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I seen yall recruiting class, breh. Good signings on defense:leon:

I almost forgot, a decade ago, yall actually had a player from my hometown. Moe Dampeer. Dude was like a top 3 DT in the country out of hs, but never could get on track:mjcry:


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I got a homie who ordered an escort only one time. He called her to his hotel for an hour and all he did was give her a foot & back massage. Tears rolled down her face as she asked "why are you only doing this?!":to: and the nikka replied "Because I want you to know you're special"

:aicmon:

:russ:

this is why the god is poster of the year, brehs. Was feeling kinda down I'm not gonna lie, saw this post and it literally made me laugh and forget the shyt I was thinking about
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Masturbation has saved folks plenty of time and money outchea while you bullshyttin :usure:

Dudes get arrogant and think they're too good to rub one out...look where it gets you :ufdup:
That's why I laugh at women who get mad when their men masturbate when they're not around.

Dont they know them nuts coulda been bust in one of their friends or fine ass relatives, or even the bytch they hate?:heh:
 

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I keep coming back to this. I don't get it, all of the powerful circles that his celebrity and status got him into and he couldn't even get any trickle down p*ssy at the Super Bowl? Damn he's a loser.

Trickle down p*ssy is dangerous p*ssy. Prone to talking and if they're smart trapping guys for that 18yr payment plan. You pay a hooker to fukk then leave.
 

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[QEvUOTE="Warren, post: 12062123, member: 2093"]He was making good money, on a network talking about the thing he loves, surrounded by good people, HOF and he fukked it over some p*ssy? shyt is sad Brehs.

Whenever I see Deion, Irvin, Marshall, LT, and Sapp on NFLN I always think of how good these guys have it, retire from NFL to work for a great network talking football and having fun all the time...now dude has fukked this up![/QUOTE]
Everybody you mentioned I wish the best except Sapp. Karma is a bytch. He shytted on people when he is on top. That is why if you read this thread people are :heh: at him now. fukk em.
 

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Masturbation has saved folks plenty of time and money outchea while you bullshyttin :usure:

Dudes get arrogant and think they're too good to rub one out...look where it gets you :ufdup:
Yeah but jerkin off is not better than that wet wet(p*ssy, not angel dust). Jerkin isn't the best feeling. Bustin a nut while fukking a broad is much better. Sapp was just a complete moron about going about it.
 

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Yeah but jerkin off is not better than that wet wet(p*ssy, not angel dust). Jerkin isn't the best feeling. Bustin a nut while fukking a broad is much better. Sapp was just a complete moron about going about it.
See what I'm sayin :ufdup:

Of course jerking off won't replace actual p*ssy, but sometimes you're just gonna have to settle. Especially if you're not smart enough or lack the game to snatch up real p*ssy.

Hindsight is a motherfukker but all this nikka had to do was stay in, put his favorite porn on the big screen, get the lotion and get to work. $540K a year gone because of ego.
 

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See what I'm sayin :ufdup:

Of course jerking off won't replace actual p*ssy, but sometimes you're just gonna have to settle. Especially if you're not smart enough or lack the game to snatch up real p*ssy.

Hindsight is a motherfukker but all this nikka had to do was stay in, put his favorite porn on the big screen, get the lotion and get to work. $540K a year gone because of ego.
I said he went the wrong way about doing it. :upsetfavre: He could of got some ass and been scott free, but he is always trying to be a dikk (no pun intended) :pachaha:

I don't know if he used backpage or what, I but I'm suspecting he did like Anthony. They are making way too much money trying to be cheap.
 

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That's why I laugh at women who get mad when their men masturbate when they're not around.

Dont they know them nuts coulda been bust in one of their friends or fine ass relatives, or even the bytch they hate?:heh:
For real. It's like ' if you want me to stop fappin, you better get ready to suck some dikks during some inopportune hours''.
 

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Funny thing is Sapp has a pretty long history of being a scumbag in so many ways

Dirty player, drugs, deadbeat dad, refusing to tip

They hired him anyway so why fire him for this it's not even in his top ten scumbag moves
 
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