Wait... To check my prostate you gotta what???

[intruder]

Cancer cant be that bad. I'll pass


So i went to my doctor today and im talking to the assistant (also a doctor. Not a nurse) and she was like

Her - Starting soon we'll need to start doing prostate exams
Me - Okay
Her - Are you comfortable with me doing it?
Me - I dont care. Why do you ask?
Her - Just that it's a rather touchy subject and somewhat evasive
Me - How evasive

She explains in detail

Me - You're gonna do WHAT???

It's a done deal brehs. I'll take my chances with cancer. This cant be life

 

[SuikodenII]

Catch Cancer brehs

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

Then consume a lot of fiber and exercise regularly breh. Try to cut down on the red meat too.

 

[Rawtid]

Man up. Women have to get cold steel jammed in our snatch to get our innards checked and you don't see us bytching like some bytches. It's ONCE A YEAR good grief.

 

[Lana Kane]

get fingered, brehs

 

[The 2020 New Member]

how did you not know this?

 

[intruder]

Man up. Women have to get cold steel jammed in our snatch to get our innards checked and you don't see us bytching like some bytches. It's ONCE A YEAR good grief.

Nah booboo. I'm not afraid to die. I'm good.

how did you not know this?

Heard my old roommate talk about like 8 years ago but i thought they would have come up with better ways to test it by now. He was older than me so I thought he had it done years before like in the freakin 90s or something.

Again... I'll take my chances

 

[nalej]

I've passed everytime so far.

 

[Rawtid]

Nah booboo. I'm not afraid to die. I'm good.

Good thing you're single and you can be selfish enough to neglect your health.

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

nobody aint sticking nothing up my pee hole unless you pay me

 

[SumBlackguyz]

Cancer cant be that bad. I'll pass


So i went to my doctor today and im talking to the assistant (also a doctor. Not a nurse) and she was like

Her - Starting soon we'll need to start doing prostate exams
Me - Okay
Her - Are you comfortable with me doing it?
Me - I dont care. Why do you ask?
Her - Just that it's a rather touchy subject and somewhat evasive
Me - How evasive

She explains in detail

Me - You're gonna do WHAT???

It's a done deal brehs. I'll take my chances with cancer. This cant be life

better hope you have an evasive booty hole

 

[intruder]

nobody aint sticking nothing up my pee hole unless you pay me

It's up the other hole breh. I.. I.. I can't

 

[Soundwave]

 

[dontreadthis]

you sure she said evasive??

 

[calh45]