Voldemort was a pretty trash dark lord compared to Palpatine

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Easily the best part of revenge of the sith

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DEWIT. :mjlit:
 

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On some real shyt the empire seemed alright

Were there any slaves?

Luke was about to join up so it was not that bad.

What were they rebelling against a stable government?

The movies don't detail it but it was tyrannical as fukk, properties were getting juxed by the empire, people were getting snatched and conscripted, harsh labor with no pay. And they had a fukking planet buster to keep folks shook.

The EU also explains that the empire was pushing human supremacy non-humans were made second class citizens which is why you didn't see alien officers/soldiers in the OG films. :ohhh: they were getting shytted on. So I guess you'd be somewhat alright in the SW universe if you were a human until the empire decided they wanted your shyt or for you to fill their ranks. :demonic:
 

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The movies don't detail it but it was tyrannical as fukk, properties were getting juxed by the empire, people were getting snatched and conscripted, harsh labor with no pay. And they had a fukking planet buster to keep folks shook.

The EU also explains that the empire was pushing human supremacy non-humans were made second class citizens which is why you didn't see alien officers/soldiers in the OG films. :ohh: So I guess you'd be somewhat alright in the SW universe if you were a human until the empire decided they wanted your shyt or for you to fill their ranks. :demonic:

Yeah they needed to expand on that.

Jabba seemed to doing alright for himself
 

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Voldemort had nikkas straight up shook to say his name. Palpatine never had that kinda fear factor tho
Palpatine had Tarkin and Vader shook, and they had the whole galaxy shook. Tarkin had control of the Death Star and never once thought about betraying the Emperor. Vader Voorhees was going around the galaxy hunting Jedi and still found the time to get on his knees (:dame:) and Facetime Palpatine. That’s power, B :wow:
 

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voldemort got killed by the chosen one, who he knew was his only rival and at least was actively trying to murk.

he did fukk up by being arrogant.

palp thought that the chosen one was his bytch, but he came thru and tossed him down an energy vent.

resurrection of palp shyt gonna be pathetic.
 

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The one true Dark Lord is Melkor aka Morgoth aka The Great Enemy aka The Corrupter aka Lord of Angband aka Lord of Utumno aka The First Dark Lord.

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How many motherfukking titles did Voldemort and Palpatine have? :childplease:

Did Voldemort and Palpatine want to destroy the world and all its Gods? :usure:

Could Voldemort and Palpatine create their own armies by contaminating captured enemies? :demonic:

Were Voldemort and Palpatine literally the actual fukking devil???? :whoo:
 

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Voldemort was less of a mastermind, that's true.

But he has way less means too. He came from nothing and rose to the top through sheer talent and skill. Basically did most of his recruiting off of power and charisma.

His main problem is that he was everything but calculated. Besides all that, hadn't Harry been the cheat code, he would have won all of it easily.

Oh, and 1v1 Voldemort would wreck Palpatine something nasty.

Palpatine still the best dark lord though.
 

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Voldemort had a whole community shook and caught hella wizards and witches lackin, fukk you mean @Dorian Breh :stopitslime:

You favorite wizards favorite wizard cowered in fear of even SAYIN THAT nikkaS NAME:wow: like he was Wayne Perry in the 80s :wow:

Dont you ever let me catch you disrespecting the gawd like that :ufdup: voldegawd would wingardium leviosa yo bytch in the club and you wouldnt do shyt about it :umad:
If the emperor pulled up on his planet it would be a wrap
 

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Voldemort was less of a mastermind, that's true.

But he has way less means too. He came from nothing and rose to the top through sheer talent and skill. Basically did most of his recruiting off of power and charisma.

His main problem is that he was everything but calculated. Besides all that, hadn't Harry been the cheat code, he would have won all of it easily.

Oh, and 1v1 Voldemort would wreck Palpatine something nasty.

Palpatine still the best dark lord though.
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You can’t just say this shyt like it’s self evident. Make a case for it. Palpatine would just yank his wand away from him and then zap him with force lightning. This whole thing would be over in less than 10 seconds.
 

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You can’t just say this shyt like it’s self evident. Make a case for it. Palpatine would just yank his wand away from him and then zap him with force lightning. This whole thing would be over in less than 10 seconds.
The whole force is nothing but a Repulso/Accio spell, something Harry learned when he was 14 and that most Wizards can protect themselves against.

Voldy just has to think Protego and that renders all Palpatine force and lightning ability useless as fukk.

Meanwhile Voldy can drown him, burn him, cut him, read his mind, mindcontrol him and kill him instantly if he wants.

Jedis and Star Wars protagonists can't fukk with Wizards.

I reiterate breh 1v1? :usure: Palpatine doesn't want any smoke with Voldemort or any high level wizard for that matter.
 

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The one true Dark Lord is Melkor aka Morgoth aka The Great Enemy aka The Corrupter aka Lord of Angband aka Lord of Utumno aka The First Dark Lord.

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:whew:

How many motherfukking titles did Voldemort and Palpatine have? :childplease:

Did Voldemort and Palpatine want to destroy the world and all its Gods? :usure:

Could Voldemort and Palpatine create their own armies by contaminating captured enemies? :demonic:

Were Voldemort and Palpatine literally the actual fukking devil???? :whoo:

Meh he was a piece of jewelry.

He was prob a nipple ring for male hobbit.
 
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