Valerian and the City of A Thousand Planets (July 21, 2017)

[Cattle Mutilation]

But this early? Whatever, fukk these people

I always go to the early showings unless I'm on a date.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Tried to see it at 12:50 today and these cacs sold the movie out
Like......it's fukking 12:50 in the afternoon, Orlando is full of jack and dumbassess I swear

It's summertime... and Saturday. Not a lot of people with shyt to do right now

But this early? Whatever, fukk these people

lmaoooo

 

[DlAMONDZ]

This shyt was mad beautiful to look at

The "chemistry" between Cara and DeHaan Me and a table would have better chemistry

 

[duckbutta]

I hope Dahaan aka young Leo don't Taylor Kitsch himself

 

[Norrin Radd]

I don't know what happened with Dane Dehaan cause he's a good actor but holy shyt did he suck in this

Movie was beautiful but aside from that

 

[manyfaces]

I'm trying to get lifted and see this in 3D.. fukk the story.

This the plan right here. Bout to be blowed enough to where i don't care too much about the story.

 

[Sonny Bonds]

I'm assuming that the producers think the worldwide box office will save the movie? Because anyone with a brain knew this was going to be a flop.

I'm also assuming that places like China love Cara What's-her-name and that's why she was cast. And she's probably cheap (compared to big names) because she's still trying to be taken seriously as an actress.

 

[TheGodling]

I'm assuming that the producers think the worldwide box office will save the movie? Because anyone with a brain knew this was going to be a flop.

I'm also assuming that places like China love Cara What's-her-name and that's why she was cast. And she's probably cheap (compared to big names) because she's still trying to be taken seriously as an actress.

This was a passion project of Besson. Since Lucy was a major sleeper hit and he had one cult scifi flick in his pocket already (The Fifth Element) he could finally get the funding to make this.

 

[Sonny Bonds]

This was a passion project of Besson. Since Lucy was a major sleeper hit and he had one cult scifi flick in his pocket already (The Fifth Element) he could finally get the funding to make this.

Yeah, I've seen on Instagram how passionate he is about the movie. I just hope he knows something I don't. The movie looks fun; it would suck if it bombs.

 

[FlyRy]

I'm assuming that the producers think the worldwide box office will save the movie? Because anyone with a brain knew this was going to be a flop.

I'm also assuming that places like China love Cara What's-her-name and that's why she was cast. And she's probably cheap (compared to big names) because she's still trying to be taken seriously as an actress.

This was a passion project of Besson. Since Lucy was a major sleeper hit and he had one cult scifi flick in his pocket already (The Fifth Element) he could finally get the funding to make this.

"In 2015, Besson and Besson-Silla went to Cannes with a presentation for about 70 foreign distributors, most of whom Besson knew. “We came with 80 drawings on the big screen. We showed all the designs. I told the entire story, and they could read the script and make an offer,” Besson says. “We sold almost $80 million of presale in a day.” Eventually they sold the pitch to distributors in more than 100 countries.

It may be a huge, tentpole-scale movie, but it’s financed like an indie. All the deals, the presales and tax benefits and so on, mean that Besson is only exposed to a fraction of the risk. And he didn’t have to pitch an expensive science fiction movie with largely unknown source material to a conservative, franchise-drunk studio"

Director Luc Besson Tests the Outer Limits With Sci-Fi Epic Valerian

How Luc Besson's EuropaCorp Made The Big Budget 'Valerian' As A Prudent, Low-Risk Investment

 

[Family Lives Matter]

You couldn't pay me to watch this

 

[Makavalli]

Shyt was better than i thought it would be. I had no ups or downs bout this shyt just knew my kids wanted to see it. Its beautiful as fukk maybe shouldve checked it in imax but i only pay for that with movies i reallt want to see.

Shyt was more adult and violent than a kids movie and was full on sci fi which was great and didnt really drag cause the exploration and story was bright enough for me not to actually care. The leads look like they are both on space heroin or meth like they just looked like they was tweaking for the next fix most of the film and the cara broad would subliminally ask me to spit in her ass everytime she came on screen. Im like bytch im here with my family u crazy?!?

I would cop the bluray on sale and watch this again high or drunk of something and im in on a part 2 if we make it there

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

what's so special about this?

edit..

Oh the luc besson sci fi pop flick.

it's finally released?

 

[Jello Biafra]

Wow, it only made $17 million domestically.

 

[Mowgli]

Flizzop. No promotion. Oveeseas will save it