UPDATE PG 16 "I want to really get to know you before we get physical" = Toss azz in the Bushes ?

[Chelsea Bridge]

It's the truth.

 

[Pursuit & Seduction]

What is that on her head?

 

[iBrowse]

Is this acceptable from any girl who isn't super fine and/or a virgin?

I met this chick from GA here in DC. Her body is A1, face is average. I know she likes me a lot. She has me on the boyfriend track, and I don't know how I could have avoided it. We've went out on 3 dates, I've paid for them all. Smdh, bcuz I know better, but that azz is perfect in jeans. They haven't been expensive, like dinner or a movie. Like 35$. Anyhow we kissed, I've gotten her back to my crib last night. We kissed some more, but she didn't want to go any farther. Stated she wanted it slow are some sh:t. That's one of the biggest turn offs to me. I was like cool. Take her to her car. Tells her I'm going back to Louisiana next week. She says she's going to miss me and give her a real life . She sees me and says, "excuse me for expressing my feelings."


Anyhow, I feel like I should continue chilling with her but not spending any money to get the draws since I'm already 3 dates invested. But thinking about it, whenever I've heard "let's take it slow" I've been so turned off, I usually just toss the chick in the bushes.
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I'm already feeling like a sucker for paying for the 2nd and 3rd date. I know sometimes chicks say one thing and do another. So should I just continue to chill with her w/o spending money.

I don't know about the little idiosyncrasies that go one between the two of you, but I will say that the fact that you're making this post and questioning this is reason enough for you to move on bruh. We always have that instinct...that little voice in the back of our head that tells us when something is amiss,,,you'd probably do best listening to that voice breh.
If you really crushin to get in them guts then the litmus test should be another date, but no money spending...if she's willing to spend time with you without you having to spend money...and she lets you hit...well. Honestly though if it were me I'd have moved on a long time ago.



[EDIT]

....Contingent on the fact that you're not looking for anything serious...if you're trying to build something...then that takes time, but based on your post...it looks like you just wanna have sex.

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

What is that on her head?

You've been here for all of five minutes and you're already trying shyt

 

[Steve Piffler]

i think i got it! after reading countless posts about women on this board, i finally know what the average coli male wants from a woman:

a Brazilian fitness model who is black with natural curly hair but looks like a cac with a big ass and titties who is a virgin but is freaky and will fukk on the first date. she also shouldn't have any children out of wedlock, however, the coli male will NEVER marry her. the coli male also thinks that it's disgusting if she doesn't want to have children . she should be wifey material that can work full time, come home and cook, clean, fukk and shut the fukk up while the coli male watches the game or plays GTA5. However, she should also be a ride or die chick that will overlook the coli male's infidelity and disrespect and stick around to continue to supply an endless stream of unconditional love. she should be independent but dependent on the coli male for everything, just don't ask for money. she will be expected to sign a prenup (no matter how broke the coli male is), in the highly unlikely chance that the coli male considers her for marriage. she must agree to contribute 100% of her time, energy, financial resources, and love to the marriage. but if the marriage goes south for any reason, she leaves with the shirt on her back (and not even that, if the coli male bought it). she must accept that PAWGn is just a part of being a man, so she must not question or try to prevent it. she must turn a blind eye. while the coli male is out with jumpoffs, she must ignore all feelings of disrespect and loneliness and keep the puss on a tight lockdown and totally ignore any other male advances, especially if the male is a better fit for her. she must be totally content with being a girlfriend for 20 years while actually being a wife 100%. if they have kids together, the coli male will be a great and attentive father, as long as they are together. if they ever break up for whatever reason, she will be expected to take whatever money is given to her by the coli male and at whatever interval he feels comfortable giving it to her. child support and alimony is prohibited. she must also NEVER EVER bring another male around the coli male's child and never pursue another relationship that would result in a new male being around his child. no matter what her future relationship status is, the puss must ALWAYS be available to the coli male. no questions. she must also accept her status as being a worthless ass single mother who will never amount to anything but being a jumpoff to a childless, six figure salary earning, single, globe trotting, 7 year old Audi financing, playboy mollywatr executive who is able to rack up 10,000 posts in 2 months on the coli while maintaining a chiseled body coli male.

that about sums it up, right?

 

[iBrowse]

exchange is not robbery, men don't go around paying for dinner dates because they like paying for dinner dates.

 

[HiphopRelated]

i think i got it! after reading countless posts about women on this board, i finally know what the average coli male wants from a woman:

a Brazilian fitness model who is black with natural curly hair but looks like a cac with a big ass and titties who is a virgin but is freaky and will fukk on the first date. she also shouldn't have any children out of wedlock, however, the coli male will NEVER marry her. the coli male also thinks that it's disgusting if she doesn't want to have children . she should be wifey material that can work full time, come home and cook, clean, fukk and shut the fukk up while the coli male watches the game or plays GTA5. However, she should also be a ride or die chick that will overlook the coli male's infidelity and disrespect and stick around to continue to supply an endless stream of unconditional love. she should be independent but dependent on the coli male for everything, just don't ask for money. she will be expected to sign a prenup (no matter how broke the coli male is), in the highly unlikely chance that the coli male considers her for marriage. she must agree to contribute 100% of her time, energy, financial resources, and love to the marriage. but if the marriage goes south for any reason, she leaves with the shirt on her back (and not even that, if the coli male bought it). she must accept that PAWGn is just a part of being a man, so she must not question or try to prevent it. she must turn a blind eye. while the coli male is out with jumpoffs, she must ignore all feelings of disrespect and loneliness and keep the puss on a tight lockdown and totally ignore any other male advances, especially if the male is a better fit for her. she must be totally content with being a girlfriend for 20 years while actually being a wife 100%. if they have kids together, the coli male will be a great and attentive father, as long as they are together. if they ever break up for whatever reason, she will be expected to take whatever money is given to her by the coli male and at whatever interval he feels comfortable giving it to her. child support and alimony is prohibited. she must also NEVER EVER bring another male around the coli male's child and never pursue another relationship that would result in a new male being around his child. no matter what her future relationship status is, the puss must ALWAYS be available to the coli male. no questions. she must also accept her status as being a worthless ass single mother who will never amount to anything but being a jumpoff to a childless, six figure salary earning, single, globe trotting, 7 year old Audi financing, playboy mollywatr executive who is able to rack up 10,000 posts in 2 months on the coli while maintaining a chiseled body coli male.

that about sums it up, right?

lol

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

i think i got it! after reading countless posts about women on this board, i finally know what the average coli male wants from a woman:

a Brazilian fitness model who is black with natural curly hair but looks like a cac with a big ass and titties who is a virgin but is freaky and will fukk on the first date. she also shouldn't have any children out of wedlock, however, the coli male will NEVER marry her. the coli male also thinks that it's disgusting if she doesn't want to have children . she should be wifey material that can work full time, come home and cook, clean, fukk and shut the fukk up while the coli male watches the game or plays GTA5. However, she should also be a ride or die chick that will overlook the coli male's infidelity and disrespect and stick around to continue to supply an endless stream of unconditional love. she should be independent but dependent on the coli male for everything, just don't ask for money. she will be expected to sign a prenup (no matter how broke the coli male is), in the highly unlikely chance that the coli male considers her for marriage. she must agree to contribute 100% of her time, energy, financial resources, and love to the marriage. but if the marriage goes south for any reason, she leaves with the shirt on her back (and not even that, if the coli male bought it). she must accept that PAWGn is just a part of being a man, so she must not question or try to prevent it. she must turn a blind eye. while the coli male is out with jumpoffs, she must ignore all feelings of disrespect and loneliness and keep the puss on a tight lockdown and totally ignore any other male advances, especially if the male is a better fit for her. she must be totally content with being a girlfriend for 20 years while actually being a wife 100%. if they have kids together, the coli male will be a great and attentive father, as long as they are together. if they ever break up for whatever reason, she will be expected to take whatever money is given to her by the coli male and at whatever interval he feels comfortable giving it to her. child support and alimony is prohibited. she must also NEVER EVER bring another male around the coli male's child and never pursue another relationship that would result in a new male being around his child. no matter what her future relationship status is, the puss must ALWAYS be available to the coli male. no questions. she must also accept her status as being a worthless ass single mother who will never amount to anything but being a jumpoff to a childless, six figure salary earning, single, globe trotting, 7 year old Audi financing, playboy mollywatr executive who is able to rack up 10,000 posts in 2 months on the coli while maintaining a chiseled body coli male.

that about sums it up, right?

all that text and no paragraphs...

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

You've been here for all of five minutes and you're already trying shyt

gif gets me every time.

 

[Steve Piffler]

all that text and no paragraphs...

 

[JasonSJackson]

. So should I just continue to chill with her w/o spending money.

no

 

[JasonSJackson]

I don't think like that, we've know each other a month, just only went on 3 dates. I've been busy moving and all.

I'm saying we're both around 30 yo, so her cooch isn't really that special. It's icing on a cake. She's making it special, and it makes me automatically feel like it's the best thing about her. I want cake w/ icing. I just feel like it's games and bs Steve Harvey dating protocol. Just let it flow. I don't mind waiting, but don't tell me what's not going to happen bcuz of semantics. She's known me a month. A lot of conversations, she's not going to know me better in 2 or 3 months.

the shame is you seem like you know what time it is yet you are still enabling her

 

[Remote]

i think i got it! after reading countless posts about women on this board, i finally know what the average coli male wants from a woman:

a Brazilian fitness model who is black with natural curly hair but looks like a cac with a big ass and titties who is a virgin but is freaky and will fukk on the first date. she also shouldn't have any children out of wedlock, however, the coli male will NEVER marry her. the coli male also thinks that it's disgusting if she doesn't want to have children . she should be wifey material that can work full time, come home and cook, clean, fukk and shut the fukk up while the coli male watches the game or plays GTA5. However, she should also be a ride or die chick that will overlook the coli male's infidelity and disrespect and stick around to continue to supply an endless stream of unconditional love. she should be independent but dependent on the coli male for everything, just don't ask for money. she will be expected to sign a prenup (no matter how broke the coli male is), in the highly unlikely chance that the coli male considers her for marriage. she must agree to contribute 100% of her time, energy, financial resources, and love to the marriage. but if the marriage goes south for any reason, she leaves with the shirt on her back (and not even that, if the coli male bought it). she must accept that PAWGn is just a part of being a man, so she must not question or try to prevent it. she must turn a blind eye. while the coli male is out with jumpoffs, she must ignore all feelings of disrespect and loneliness and keep the puss on a tight lockdown and totally ignore any other male advances, especially if the male is a better fit for her. she must be totally content with being a girlfriend for 20 years while actually being a wife 100%. if they have kids together, the coli male will be a great and attentive father, as long as they are together. if they ever break up for whatever reason, she will be expected to take whatever money is given to her by the coli male and at whatever interval he feels comfortable giving it to her. child support and alimony is prohibited. she must also NEVER EVER bring another male around the coli male's child and never pursue another relationship that would result in a new male being around his child. no matter what her future relationship status is, the puss must ALWAYS be available to the coli male. no questions. she must also accept her status as being a worthless ass single mother who will never amount to anything but being a jumpoff to a childless, six figure salary earning, single, globe trotting, 7 year old Audi financing, playboy mollywatr executive who is able to rack up 10,000 posts in 2 months on the coli while maintaining a chiseled body coli male.

that about sums it up, right?

 

[Steve Piffler]

is that her?

 

[Turbulent]

i think i got it! after reading countless posts about women on this board, i finally know what the average coli male wants from a woman:

a Brazilian fitness model who is black with natural curly hair but looks like a cac with a big ass and titties who is a virgin but is freaky and will fukk on the first date. she also shouldn't have any children out of wedlock, however, the coli male will NEVER marry her. the coli male also thinks that it's disgusting if she doesn't want to have children . she should be wifey material that can work full time, come home and cook, clean, fukk and shut the fukk up while the coli male watches the game or plays GTA5. However, she should also be a ride or die chick that will overlook the coli male's infidelity and disrespect and stick around to continue to supply an endless stream of unconditional love. she should be independent but dependent on the coli male for everything, just don't ask for money. she will be expected to sign a prenup (no matter how broke the coli male is), in the highly unlikely chance that the coli male considers her for marriage. she must agree to contribute 100% of her time, energy, financial resources, and love to the marriage. but if the marriage goes south for any reason, she leaves with the shirt on her back (and not even that, if the coli male bought it). she must accept that PAWGn is just a part of being a man, so she must not question or try to prevent it. she must turn a blind eye. while the coli male is out with jumpoffs, she must ignore all feelings of disrespect and loneliness and keep the puss on a tight lockdown and totally ignore any other male advances, especially if the male is a better fit for her. she must be totally content with being a girlfriend for 20 years while actually being a wife 100%. if they have kids together, the coli male will be a great and attentive father, as long as they are together. if they ever break up for whatever reason, she will be expected to take whatever money is given to her by the coli male and at whatever interval he feels comfortable giving it to her. child support and alimony is prohibited. she must also NEVER EVER bring another male around the coli male's child and never pursue another relationship that would result in a new male being around his child. no matter what her future relationship status is, the puss must ALWAYS be available to the coli male. no questions. she must also accept her status as being a worthless ass single mother who will never amount to anything but being a jumpoff to a childless, six figure salary earning, single, globe trotting, 7 year old Audi financing, playboy mollywatr executive who is able to rack up 10,000 posts in 2 months on the coli while maintaining a chiseled body coli male.

that about sums it up, right?

wrong thread?