Update page 11: Brehs I accidentally ate weed cookies 24 minutes ago and idk what to do.

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

@Tapp were they store bought or home made

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I been so high before that I drove home from my homeboy house late at night and I got home in like 5 minutes.

Im like how the fukk did I get home so fast and I realized I literally forgot I had to stop at the the stop signs and red lights

Ya boy drove straight to my fukking destination like I was playing grand theft auto

Did this except I was biking thru red lights during rush hour and had drivers looking at me like

I floated thru a few intersections before I realized I was gonna kill myself and cause a pile up.

 

[Marci-Senpai]

Why aint this thread featured? Mods this is a classic

 

[Taharqa]

what a thread

shout out to my fam and my homie lucky and blanca. I'm posting in a classic thread

I might try an edible though

 

[Tapp]

@Tapp were they store bought or home made

Homemade

 

[Family Lives Matter]

Damn I hate when I miss this shyt
My boy died from this @Tapp I hope you survive this

 

[Tapp]

Thanks GOD you're safe.
Image if you woke up in the jail...

By the way, why did your co-worker bring weed cookies to work?

They were for her bf, she brought them in the actual building on accident though

 

[trillanova]

she just brought edibles to the office?

When I used to work at a call center our manager used to bake em and sell them for $5 a piece and our whole section would be lit the whole day. Everybody just handling calls with ease customers all frustrated and we're just like


They weren't extremely potent just enough thc to make your day go smooth and not be stressed out. That guy had a perfect formula

 

[MollyGalaga]

Page 11??

boy u high still

 

[Versa]

I'm scared cause im worried

Did this make any one else laugh?!

It's like saying I'm mad cause I'm angry

That's how high this nikka was

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

Its going to get worse, just go home and sleep it off bro.

Trust me. You do not want to be at work when that THC hits the blood flow.

And definitely check your eyes, cause they will go devil red. If you are at work, I would definitely get some eyedrops ASAP>

they won't get red at all dweeb. lmfao. the red eyes is from the smoke not the thc itself

 

[Sccit]

I THOUGHT HE WAS BEIN FOREAL UNTIL HE MADE THAT "I LOVE YOU" POST

SHIIT SOUNDED FORCED AS FUCC

 

[Copy Ninja]

I'm back at work fellas


Soooooo here is how things went yesterday....

After I ate them things my homegirl came to me and told me they had weed in them. I told her I thought the were regular spice flavored cookies ( she makes all type of weird desserts but they usually be good) and she basically said nah you fukked up

I ended up just dipn from work cause I didn't want to lose my job. I told my boss I had diarrhea through an email and left

I don't know what part of the drive home they kicked in but man they did I would go over bumps in the road but felt like my car never came back down to touching the road

I got to my apartment and started walking in which felt like a mile away. When I finally got to my door it was locked so I sat next to it and almost cried cause I thought somebody locked me out cause I was being irresponsible. I knew I needed to eat to offset the thc but I was too scared to go driving again so I just looked at my keys and debated.

Thats when I remembered I locked my door this morning cause ya know that's what ppl do when they leave their crib

So I get in and immediately start trying to make a sandwich but I couldn't move fast enough.

After this things get blurry and all I remember was my cat looking at me from across the room disgusted at my actions like



My fiancé said when she found me I was a sleep in our bed with a piece of bread tucked in next to me

Apparently I called her and told her what happened (don't remember)

And apparently I also posted an update to here (don't remember)

Moral of the story is don't do drugs and don't eat food other people at your job made

Dapped repped for the laughs provided

 

[Dre Space Age]

Where were the cookies? At her desk in her lunchbox or in the refrigerator in a bag or something? You just took her cookies without asking. Yeah you fukked up forreal thats what you get for being greedy. She fukked up too by bringing weed cookies to work. What if someone else ate that shyt and started wigging out. They probably would've snitched on her and she'd have gotten fired or worse.

And lol @ that dude driving by stop signs and red lights

I fell asleep and woke up in the middle of the intersection right when i drove past the red light.

This is why I believe in God and miracles man someone gotta be watching over us for all the stupid shyt we do in life. We just gotta smarten up and not use up all the passes we're given.

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

This reminds me of the first time I did edibles in Amsterdam and I fell asleep before they kicked in. I just remember my bed turning into the fukking ocean

breh so blem i couldn't eve sleep. time was is the slowest motion ever.