Update page 11: Brehs I accidentally ate weed cookies 24 minutes ago and idk what to do.

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

I was able to drive from my apartment. I ate bread and my door was locked. I have been in a bed it is also hard to time and this is taking a long time to type I will also like to sleep. I am comfortable and I love you

 

[lurkinlikeamf9]

I had chances to jump in this thread earlier but never did boy was I missing out on some rafter worthy shyt

I hope bruh good but this is priceless material.

 

[fkthisgaysite]

Did it feel like time was on fast forward, and then when you thought about how fast time was going everything went slow motion? Weed is the GOAT.

real shyt

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

@Tapp How you feelin?

 

[4fossa]

lmaoo

 

[Fukwatutalkinwatisaylaw]

No shyt.
Explain why i shouldn't have been high off ingesting basically half a gram worth of weed as a skinny 15 year old kid tho?

U shouldn't have that's weak I ate a 7 when I was 10 11 and was high for 10hrs at 15 everyone I knew were daily kush smokers..u thought u were high u wasn't

 

[Hungerpain]

U shouldn't have that's weak I ate a 7 when I was 10 11 and was high for 10hrs at 15 everyone I knew were daily kush smokers..u thought u were high u wasn't

How you gonna tell me i wasn't high?
Not everyone was getting high since 10 like you.
You sound crazy right now.

 

[Methodical]

Weed cookies brehs...

at that smiley

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Edibles are demonic. That shyt will have you in the most powerful state of high for HOURS. 8-12 hours just as high as can be and that bytch won't let off, you can sleep, eat, shower, it'll still be high intensity no matter what you try to do. Next day your brain and body feel like it spent a week on the space station. It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't last so long. 2-3 hours then taper off, but that shyt is 0-200 and stay at 200, deep in the red for 10 hours.

 

[Tapp]

I'm back at work fellas


Soooooo here is how things went yesterday....

After I ate them things my homegirl came to me and told me they had weed in them. I told her I thought the were regular spice flavored cookies ( she makes all type of weird desserts but they usually be good) and she basically said nah you fukked up

I ended up just dipn from work cause I didn't want to lose my job. I told my boss I had diarrhea through an email and left

I don't know what part of the drive home they kicked in but man they did I would go over bumps in the road but felt like my car never came back down to touching the road

I got to my apartment and started walking in which felt like a mile away. When I finally got to my door it was locked so I sat next to it and almost cried cause I thought somebody locked me out cause I was being irresponsible. I knew I needed to eat to offset the thc but I was too scared to go driving again so I just looked at my keys and debated.

Thats when I remembered I locked my door this morning cause ya know that's what ppl do when they leave their crib

So I get in and immediately start trying to make a sandwich but I couldn't move fast enough.

After this things get blurry and all I remember was my cat looking at me from across the room disgusted at my actions like



My fiancé said when she found me I was a sleep in our bed with a piece of bread tucked in next to me

Apparently I called her and told her what happened (don't remember)

And apparently I also posted an update to here (don't remember)

Moral of the story is don't do drugs and don't eat food other people at your job made

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

Home girl bringing weed cookies to the OFFICE

This chick is lit!!! The way that would make my day so much calmer

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

I'm about to order some edibles right now too.

 

[Marci-Senpai]

I'm back at work fellas


Soooooo here is how things went yesterday....

After I ate them things my homegirl came to me and told me they had weed in them. I told her I thought the were regular spice flavored cookies ( she makes all type of weird desserts but they usually be good) and she basically said nah you fukked up

I ended up just dipn from work cause I didn't want to lose my job. I told my boss I had diarrhea through an email and left

I don't know what part of the drive home they kicked in but man they did I would go over bumps in the road but felt like my car never came back down to touching the road

I got to my apartment and started walking in which felt like a mile away. When I finally got to my door it was locked so I sat next to it and almost cried cause I thought somebody locked me out cause I was being irresponsible. I knew I needed to eat to offset the thc but I was too scared to go driving again so I just looked at my keys and debated.

Thats when I remembered I locked my door this morning cause ya know that's what ppl do when they leave their crib

So I get in and immediately start trying to make a sandwich but I couldn't move fast enough.

After this things get blurry and all I remember was my cat looking at me from across the room disgusted at my actions like



My fiancé said when she found me I was a sleep in our bed with a piece of bread tucked in next to me

Apparently I called her and told her what happened (don't remember)

And apparently I also posted an update to here (don't remember)

Moral of the story is don't do drugs and don't eat food other people at your job made

Lol at least u made it thru breh

 

[GreenGhxst]

I got to my apartment and started walking in which felt like a mile away. When I finally got to my door it was locked so I sat next to it and almost cried cause I thought somebody locked me out cause I was being irresponsible. I knew I needed to eat to offset the thc but I was too scared to go driving again so I just looked at my keys and debated.

That's way too real

You giving me flashbacks I've tried to start my microwave with my car keys before

 

[Tapp]

I'm about to order some edibles right now too.

Breh please don't, but if you do don't leave your house and make sure you have everything you need