Update page 11: Brehs I accidentally ate weed cookies 24 minutes ago and idk what to do.

[Tapp]

Boss asked me if my bubble guts are better


But man if they only knew



I still don't feel all the way right

 

[Black Magisterialness]

I'm at work and I'm freaking out because I haven't smoked in 7 years

My office home girl brought them and I thought they were regular cookies and ate two

Is it too late to try aind through them up?

I'm scared cause im worried

She's the best coworker ever.

 

[peppe]

My fiancé said when she found me I was a sleep in our bed with a piece of bread tucked in next to me

You might have made love to that piece of bread breh

 

[Critical Distance]

she just brought edibles to the office?

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

Breh please don't, but if you do don't leave your house and make sure you have everything you need

they bout to have me like. The last time I brought from this girl, I decided to eat the whole brownie at a Lee Scratch Perry concert. shyt was so surreal and I was up close in the pit area between the stage and the crowd. It was like the stage was a huge eyeball and the video camera men was busy moving up and down and all around while the crowd was vibing. Lee was looking crazy too but that's typical for him. Dude looked like a Rasta version of Yoda

She doubling the dose this time too

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Man like 1/3rd of my posts on the coli are on edibles. Its not a big deail if you buy retail and know your thc dosage

 

[Ricky Fontaine]

That's way too real

You giving me flashbacks I've tried to start my microwave with my car keys before

I been so high before that I drove home from my homeboy house late at night and I got home in like 5 minutes.

Im like how the fukk did I get home so fast and I realized I literally forgot I had to stop at the the stop signs and red lights

Ya boy drove straight to my fukking destination like I was playing grand theft auto

 

[GzUp]

If u begin to act out of character and people start to notice just say u are sick.

 

[dennis roadman]

Boss asked me if my bubble guts are better


But man if they only knew



I still don't feel all the way right

on some real shyt, literally

the first time i ate a heavy dose of good edibles, the next morning's dump smelled like straight bud, my wife thought i was smoking a j in the bathroom

 

[75 Others]

I was able to drive from my apartment. I ate bread and my door was locked. I have been in a bed it is also hard to time and this is taking a long time to type I will also like to sleep. I am comfortable and I love you

This right here makes this prolly one of the greatest threads I've ever read

 

[ball15life]

I got to my apartment and started walking in which felt like a mile away. When I finally got to my door it was locked so I sat next to it and almost cried cause I thought somebody locked me out cause I was being irresponsible. I knew I needed to eat to offset the thc but I was too scared to go driving again so I just looked at my keys and debated.

Thats when I remembered I locked my door this morning cause ya know that's what ppl do when they leave their crib


After this things get blurry and all I remember was my cat looking at me from across the room disgusted at my actions like



My fiancé said when she found me I was a sleep in our bed with a piece of bread tucked in next to me

@ these parts

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Man like 1/3rd of my posts on the coli are on edibles. Its not a big deail if you buy retail and know your thc dosage

Mine too. Usually when I start rambling....LMAO!

 

[TheGhost215]

I got to my apartment and started walking in which felt like a mile away. When I finally got to my door it was locked so I sat next to it and almost cried cause I thought somebody locked me out cause I was being irresponsible.

Swear to God this remind when I got high in my homegirl hood that I really wasn't supposed to be in at that time, hopped in the whip and my car just...WOULD....NOT...START...

Ended up fallin asleep in the wheel for about an hour before I woke up and realized I was so high I never even turned the key in the ignition all the way

 

[The Mad Titan]

I'm back at work fellas


Soooooo here is how things went yesterday....

After I ate them things my homegirl came to me and told me they had weed in them. I told her I thought the were regular spice flavored cookies ( she makes all type of weird desserts but they usually be good) and she basically said nah you fukked up

I ended up just dipn from work cause I didn't want to lose my job. I told my boss I had diarrhea through an email and left

I don't know what part of the drive home they kicked in but man they did I would go over bumps in the road but felt like my car never came back down to touching the road

I got to my apartment and started walking in which felt like a mile away. When I finally got to my door it was locked so I sat next to it and almost cried cause I thought somebody locked me out cause I was being irresponsible. I knew I needed to eat to offset the thc but I was too scared to go driving again so I just looked at my keys and debated.

Thats when I remembered I locked my door this morning cause ya know that's what ppl do when they leave their crib

So I get in and immediately start trying to make a sandwich but I couldn't move fast enough.

After this things get blurry and all I remember was my cat looking at me from across the room disgusted at my actions like



My fiancé said when she found me I was a sleep in our bed with a piece of bread tucked in next to me

Apparently I called her and told her what happened (don't remember)

And apparently I also posted an update to here (don't remember)

Moral of the story is don't do drugs and don't eat food other people at your job made

Lolol

It could have been much worst, I actually lol irl. From your description

 

[Methodical]

I'm back at work fellas


Soooooo here is how things went yesterday....

After I ate them things my homegirl came to me and told me they had weed in them. I told her I thought the were regular spice flavored cookies ( she makes all type of weird desserts but they usually be good) and she basically said nah you fukked up

I ended up just dipn from work cause I didn't want to lose my job. I told my boss I had diarrhea through an email and left

I don't know what part of the drive home they kicked in but man they did I would go over bumps in the road but felt like my car never came back down to touching the road

I got to my apartment and started walking in which felt like a mile away. When I finally got to my door it was locked so I sat next to it and almost cried cause I thought somebody locked me out cause I was being irresponsible. I knew I needed to eat to offset the thc but I was too scared to go driving again so I just looked at my keys and debated.

Thats when I remembered I locked my door this morning cause ya know that's what ppl do when they leave their crib

So I get in and immediately start trying to make a sandwich but I couldn't move fast enough.

After this things get blurry and all I remember was my cat looking at me from across the room disgusted at my actions like



My fiancé said when she found me I was a sleep in our bed with a piece of bread tucked in next to me

Apparently I called her and told her what happened (don't remember)

And apparently I also posted an update to here (don't remember)

Moral of the story is don't do drugs and don't eat food other people at your job made

Thanks GOD you're safe.
Image if you woke up in the jail...

By the way, why did your co-worker bring weed cookies to work?