Update: Manafort Ch.1 : Ukraine (Tales of the Mueller investigation told through smilies)

Dorian Breh

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yeah, that might be the move....
drop any of the points in his story that you would like to see addressed.
this can be a communal project.

Obviously the recorded phone call with ambassador since you have the transcript to work off

If I remember correctly Mensch kind of figured out that his kid legitimately was unaware of what was going on

So him trying to get his son to shut up while his kids like but its not true youre innocent.. Idk thats always made me chuckle
 

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what if we just want to contribute ideas for smilies......? there has got to be a slew of great options for sarah upchuckabee sanders......
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:dead: @ please spoiler obscene photos.


I did it sohh y'all dont have to look :mjpls:
 

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i think the manafort story is the next one i am going to tackle.
i'm just not sure how to do it in a concise manner and get all of the important points.

i have to cover several key points:

a) he owes money to oleg deripaska and was sued by him.
b) he tried to pay oleg deripaska back by leveraging his influence with trump to remove sanctions.
c) the rugs
d) the brooklyn apt.
e) daughters' texts.
f) the interview where he is choking on his lies.
g) ankle bracelet 1
h) ankle bracelet 2
i) jail

this is gonna take some time.
i have started researching for still images.
luckily i won't have to go through video and do screen caps of just the right moment for the smilie i need...(that shyt drove me crazy with the nunberg chapter).

again, if anyone has images that they would like to suggest i use i would appreciate it.

sorry for keeping everyone waiting but these things take time and i need a break after i bust one out.
 

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* too busy with the kids
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* Sadly has to leave and take time off thecoli
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Finally finds a moment to come through and see the fellas
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sees this thread and tiptoes the fukk
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witnesses the utmost mastery of over 9000 fukkery...my body was not ready
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The Flynn Chapter:

Flynn
: OK boys. Mueller has said that I don't deserve any time and this Judge Sullivan guy is supposed to be anti government to some degree, right?
There is no way we can fukk it up....let's do this!
full





Judge Sullivan
: You are disgusting.
full
Let me just get that out there so we know what time it is.
I will be taking into account everything that you have done when sentencing you Mr.Flynn. It is my understanding
that you are still cooperating with several investigations. You are going to need every good deed you can muster
so I suggest that you request a delay until your cooperation is complete. Despite the Special Counsel suggestion,
I can not promise you that you will not serve time as things stand today.


Flynn
: Nah, I'm good. Let's do this.
full
I'm guilty as fukk
I lied to the FBI about meeting with high level Russian Intel many, many times.
I did that shyt IN THE WHITE HOUSE! That's the crazy part about it, these FBI goons came into my office and were really nice to me.
Then they started asking me all kinds of crazy questions.

They didn't even tell me that it was a crime to lie to them because they work for the FBI....can you believe that shyt?

That's in the past though, we cool as fukk now.
Did you see the deal they cut me?
Yo, I'm ready to bounce. Let's wrap this shyt up.

full



Judge Sullivan: What did you just say? Hold up, hold up....you just triggered sketch mode...
full
....in my courtroom...with all that sketchy shyt you just said.
You cannot accept responsibility for your crimes by pleading guilty to federal charges, and then say that you were treated unfairly. That is not going to happen in my courtroom.


Flynn
:
full


Judge Sullivan: You still stuck in sketch mode?
That's because you don't have respect for the framework of our justice system.
full

Do you have any idea how much dirt I've seen on you that I can't even talk about?

Prosecutors, can you tell me why wasn't Flynn charged with the crimes that he lied to the FBI about?
I understand that Flynn has a long history of service but he has arguably sold his country out.
A person of such high a rank in US Intelligence should be held to a higher standard than what I am seeing and I want to know why.


Prosecution:
full




Judge Sullivan: Ok, things got a little heated there so I'd like to dial it down a bit.
Could you have charged Flynn with Treason?
full



Prosecution: Well, um...we um.....never considered charging Flynn with....treason.


Judge Sullivan: That's not what i asked!
full
I want to know if you can charge him with treason?


Prosecution:
full


Defence: Um, if I could chime in real quick...
full

I'd like to apologize to the court and the state for all the shyt talking my client did done said back there.
That was actually the fault of his counsel and should not reflect poorly on Mr. Flynn.

Flynn Adlib: Got it off my chest....sorry


Judge Sullivan: You still wanna get sentenced today, or do you want to finish cooperation on the several investigations you are assisting in?


Flynn: I'd like to delay my sentencing, your honor
full



Judge Sullivan: That's what I thought you walking piece of garbage
full



I know about all that shyt you did that I can't talk about and I let the world know too.


Flynn: How did I fukk this up?
full
 
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flynn: OK boys. Mueller has said that I don't deserve any time and this Judge Sullivan guy is supposed to be anti government to some degree, right?
There is no way we can fukk this up....let's do this!
full



Judge Sullivan: You are disgusting.
full
Let me just get that out there so we know what time it is.
I will be taking into account everything that you have done when sentencing you Mr.Flynn. It is my understanding
that you are still cooperating with several investigations. You are going to need every good deed you can muster
so I suggest that you request a delay until your cooperation is complete. Despite the Special Counsel suggestion,
I can not promise you that you will not serve time as things stand today.


Flynn
: Nah, I'm good. Let's do this.
full
I'm guilty as fukk
I lied to the FBI about meeting with high level Russian Intel many, many times.
I did that shyt IN THE WHITE HOUSE! That's the crazy part about it, these FBI goons came into my office and where really nice to me.
Then they started asking me all kinds of crazy questions.

They didn't even tell me that it was a crime to lie to them because they work for the FBI....can you believe that shyt?

That's in the past though, we cool as fukk now.
Did you see the deal they cut me?
Yo, I'm ready to bounce. Let's wrap this shyt up.

full


Judge Sullivan: What did you just say? Hold up, hold up....you just triggered sketch mode...
full
....in my courtroom...with all that sketchy shyt you just said.
You cannot plead guilty to federal charges, accept responsibility for your crimes and then say that you were treated unfairly. That is not going to happen in my courtroom.


Flynn
:
full


Judge Sullivan: You still stuck in sketch mode?
That's because you don't have respect for the framework of our justice system.
full
Do you have any idea how much dirt I've seen on you that I can't even talk about?
Why wasn't Flynn charged with the crimes that he lied to the FBI about?
I understand that Flynn has a long history of service but he has arguably sold his country out.
A person of such high a rank in US Intelligence should be held to a higher standard than what I am seeing and I want to know why.


Prosecution:
full




Judge Sullivan: Ok, things got a little heated there but I'd like to dial it down a bit.
Could you have charged Flynn with Treason?
full



Prosecution: Well, um...we um.....never considered charging Flynn with....treason.


Judge Sullivan: That's not what i asked.
full
I want to know if you can charge him with treason?


Prosecution:
full


Defence: Um, if I could chime in real quick...
full

I'd like to apologize to the court and the state for all the shyt talking my client did done said back there.
That was actually the fault of his counsel and should not reflect poorly on Mr. Flynn.

Flynn Adlib: Got it off my chest....sorry


Judge Sullivan: You still wanna get sentenced today, or do you want to finish cooperation on the several investigations you are assisting in?


Flynn: I'd like to delay my sentencing, your honor
full



Judge Sullivan: That's what I thought you walking piece of garbage
full

I know about all that shyt you did that I can't talk about and I let the world know too.


Flynn: How did I fukk this up?
full

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*dead*


I am apoplectic that I cannot rep you right now.
 
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