Update: Manafort Ch.1 : Ukraine (Tales of the Mueller investigation told through smilies)

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The Nunberg Chapter:




Ari Melber: Welcome back, today we are in the studio with Sam Nunberg.
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Sam, Mueller served you with a grand jury subpoena. Are you or are you not going to comply?


Sam Nunberg: I honestly don't see a reason
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and to be honest I just don't have the time. I have to earn a living.

Look at all these fukking people they want to know if I was communicating with
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....I don't have time for this shyt.



Ari Melber:
I want you to be very clear
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Are you saying that you are not going to appear before the grand jury and hand over communications Mueller is requesting including Roger Stone.


Sam Nunberg
: Roger Stone has not done anything and I won't look for all of our texts and emails.
It would take like 80 hours. Roger is like a father to me....I call him Daddy.



Ari Melber:
Hold up
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....did you just say that you call him "Daddy"? Exactly what kind of a relationship do the two of you have?


Sam Nunberg
: We are very close. I have 100% trust in him. It's not unusual that Roger's fist sometimes finds it's way into my ass,
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that's how close we are.


Ari Melber:
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...um, ok...I don't think anyone doubts that.



Roger Stone:
Please stop calling me
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Ari Melber: I'd like to introduce our next guest; Mya Wiley.
She is a civil rights activist and former board chair of the NYC Civilian Complaint Review Board.

Mya Wiley: You know you can go to jail, right?
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Sam Nunberg: I'm not going to jail
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If Muller sends me to jail, I'll laugh. I would really just laugh.

Mya Wiley: You'd better think about this
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You're saying that you would rather go to jail than take the time to find emails and texts?

Sam Nunberg: I'm not going to jail
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...........................................Am I going to jail?
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Ari Melber: Sam, let me break this down. Mueller has you by the balls and you are giving him a reason to start squeazing
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Sam Nunberg:
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Ari Melber: Are you listening to me? Have you been drinking today?
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Sam Nunberg:
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.......................I'm drinking right now.


Mya Wiley: Ok, I'm out...homie is bugging
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Days later...


Sam Nunberg:
Is there anything else you would like to know?
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Mueller:
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if you have a suggestion for the next chapter, please let it be known.
i really enjoy doing these and hope that it is bringing some sort of good into the world.
it takes time to make numerous smilies.

many of these where created by getting screen caps of video to capture just the right emotion.
then i clipped them out and did color correction.
the addition of text to the news tags is a new thing but i think that it works well with this particular chapter.
after reducing the original image to smilie size i had to go in and retouch the small text with photoshop.

then i have to fit all of these smilies into the story that i have in my head based upon what has actually happened.

i just hope this amuses people who are following this dumpster fire of an administration.

:krs:
 
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